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When civilisation falls in its grave, technology throws on the dirt. Reposts are not endorsement so I cannot be sent to jail. Ever.

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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 7h
‘Party risks looking twee’ This was yesterday, after the Google Maps nonsense. Another useless clown, but this time with better trainers.
We are serious politicians and tweet about cats. Have we mentioned Manchester?
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 7h
(Let them keep making mistakes).
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 19h
Hello to the 90s. How is retirement?
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 19h
Pustule apples 'might affect next year's crop' . Needs a bit more than that. Cut back hard. Possibly every branch with bad fruit. (rare vague guidance there). #GardenersWorld
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 20h
#GardenersWorld should avoid politics. Politics should not interfere with #GardenersWorld
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 20h
Too much sun. In England? So yesterday.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20h
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 20h
I can 100% get behind Monty's purple broccoli campaign. Or any stalks versus florets. Florets are cattle feed. #GardenersWorld
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 20h
Got a few less apples this year (my window cleaner knocked loads of buds off) but they are massive. #GardenersWorld
BIG APPLESBIG APPLES (part hidden). 
I’m
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TT for me. So either an Audi driver, Tart Tart from the Happy Mondays song, the Thompson Twins, or the England manager.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Priorities.
Always money for some things. 
See also bombs.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Friday.
They are going to livestream the execution of a paraplegic if you’re wondering how far America has fallen to protect a paedo.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trust me, I’m a billionaire.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Grab the headlines, ignore the details.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How about a tiramisu kebab?
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Someone had to grab the tiger by the tail. Is the will of the people the most important bit, or will more people have now realised we were sold a lie? Every step taken back towards the EU will be met with screams of ’but sovereignty’. Not sure it will give Fagash the boost he claims any more.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
‘…home improvement loan, at a 6.4% interest rate over five years, would mean repaying £389 a month for a £20,000 project.’ The monthly bills were £130. They couldn’t fit more links to Octopus Energy in the article if they tried.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Flyte has just been sacked, and she turns up in Wales at her old job. (Only a few books left, would think they’d expand, not condense them). First ever episode deviated from Kings X to an airport…There was a great video on here showing all the deviations. I enjoy spotting them.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Moving at pace though. Wouldn't be surprised if it's next week. Unless some bleeds into the next season.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Joe Country AND Slough House. There's a bit of crossover.
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Gatimo @gatimo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slow Horses — Roddy Ho portrait on a pizza
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Really got going this episode. #SlowHorses
depends which city.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🎶In this citrus-sucking sunshine🎶
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The biggest problem I saw with EOL care was finding a Dr. to actually suggest things weren’t going to get any better, so it was time to implement it. Would much rather have this fixed / better more clearly defined before any assisted dying legislation.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Perfect time to bring back Crimewatch.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're right about the run of singles. Found out from the show they wrote Private Life. Had no idea. And it really does sound punky reggae.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr & Mrs Churchill.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pure beauty.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You could become a poet if you wrote that headline.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Natalie did that.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Withmilk & Aisle.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jared K, is this you?
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In effect, that is the producers making them look good. God help us.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The first episode just left me praying it never happens seeing the clowns in charge of a response. Adore Veep though so will watch later.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Barmy Army Andy.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
User Guide.
Watch the show, get the test.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Try lime juice. No sodium, just the zing. (It helps. but it ain't salt)
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Beyposudu Uraaa Dancing Happily
ALT: Beyposudu Uraaa Dancing Happily
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A tale of two very different clubs in a city. Already. Again.
When your players say you need energy, you probably do. 
 Someone fell Catweasle Jim in Monaco I’ve lost faith, it’s in decline,
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Don't snipers work better when you don't know where they are?
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Saturday. (AI edition)
Shakira didn’t win. We all lose wth AI.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I bought 'da rounda' courgettes from lidl this year. They were ace.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
(for 10 mins)
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Tony likes serial
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fagash say he is on GB News tonight, not GBN.
Farage tweeting his slot on GB News tonight.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not all heroes wear c̶a̶p̶e̶s̶ cardigans.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Don’t forget his best ever role…
Gary & Lesley Manville, a real life couple at the time, in The Firm.
I need the buzz. 
Well buy a bleeding’ beehive.
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damowar @damowar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thursday.
Ed Sheeran has never heard of Woody Guthrie. Or Arlo.
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