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damon 🍂🍁

@damonskis.bsky.social
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local ski bum. flower merchant. depressed blazers fan.

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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 10h
huskies hit a HUGE field goal to cut the lead to 24 😳😤 #goducks
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 14h
damn influenza is already doing wilt numbers on the west coast, time to get those jabs
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 14h
do they even have an abandoned grain elevator or a detox clinic???
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 15h
i’m not watching your comic book superhero blockbuster film or hit tv series. no matter how much you talk about it, i want to see it even less. pour those resources into literally anything else.
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 15h
who said globalism is dead
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 15h
as one of his last quotes as the starting qb of the philadelphia eagles, certified banger
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fans in the front row did not understand the assignment
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SURRENDER COBRAS EVERYWHERE IN SAN DIEGO
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
respectfully where is Yang Hansen
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sidy has the juice
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dame LOOKS happy you can see it all over his face
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
finally our long nightmare (summer) is over
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
my heart is so, so, SO fucking happy 🖤❤️
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we seem to have fired everyone that knows how to work the audio board
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*taps mic* this thing on
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i for one am ready for nba season
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
got him haha MODS!!
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jared goff stinker incoming (indoor cat)
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
RIP BOZO #f1
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is not a serious f1 team
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FORZA FERRARI #f1
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
getting ready to watch scuderia make complex decisions about race strategy and tires 🙏🏼 #f1
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
circuit looks fine from my house, let’s get on with it #f1
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this has to be one of the lowest iq football games i’ve ever sat through
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
UW and USC both deserve to lose this game imo
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
imma need a shower before bed
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
insane that usc and their bullshit got me, guy who bleeds green and yellow and remembers the ‘80s and ‘90s, rooting for the huskies 😭 #goducks
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
boot season has arrived
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
aiden chiles was determined to end this possession with a turnover
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sophie cunningham get ready to learn siberian buddy
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
astros going out like chumps to an empty house rip bozo
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bryce harper it might not be over for you yet
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bryce harper it’s over buddy
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this dude is up here pitching the game of his life, and we’re just watching it in horror
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t much care for the padres personally (dodgers fan) and my wife is a devout cubs fan, but michael king is having ONE HELL of an outing 👀
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro looked around and said i ain’t spending a dime here
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
unwilling to linger around philadelphia is perhaps the most relatable he’s ever been
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i don’t really remember “school pickup” ever being a majorly disruptive event but I seem to remember kids walking or riding a bus to school and, holy shit, times have changed. the most important thing to me in my pointless life has become avoiding school traffic AT ALL COSTS
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
niners might actually need to call up daejon love
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone in the streets is saying “Case Keenum”
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DA FUCKING BEARS
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the assholes running the team know that, too, unfortunately
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ja being on this team still makes not one damn bit of sense to me but vibes are off the charts, we are a vibes-oriented fanbase, vibes-aligned, vibes-focused, vibes-driven. #ripcity
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that was an absolutely awesome performance to open the VMAs and i am definitely not watching the rest of this shit
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(i can’t wait to circle back to this skeet in a few weeks)
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS IS THE RAIDERS YEAR
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he’s certainly shaped like one. he has the speed of one. but that’s where it ends.
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look man, quentin johnston is not a nfl receiver
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
can anyone zone block? no they can not. can anyone create separation? no they can not. can anyone catch a tight window ball? no they can not.
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damon 🍂🍁 @damonskis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
running the de’von achane and tyreek hill offense with a plodding running back and tomorrow’s insurance brokers doesn’t appear to be working.
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