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Damen Irving

@damenirving.bsky.social
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Journalist by day, poster by night. I like Great Lakes and I cannot lie. Recovering Michigander living in Chicago.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 1h
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 1h
Rat Hole in a cage? The Smashing Pumpkins displayed the famed concrete slab at a United Center show. buff.ly/TjYnBY1
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Holy shit man
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are they just fucking with us by brining out these gargoyles? Who the fuck did this to these women? Why do they keep doing it? Stop. Stop it.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
isaiprofitable.com
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Is AI Profitable Yet?
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I just don’t know what the point is in having a profession or job if companies keep acting like this. Luckily, they will hit a mathematical wall where when they lay off so many people they preempt their own demise bc no one will be able to afford what they sell. Lucky us
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If she gave a cut to Trump there’d be no problem. It’s that she was corrupt on her own that was the problem
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
They interview Sims now?
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
His name is like two cigarette brands put together. Like if Pall Mall merged with Lucky Strike
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I’m not watching that fucking new press secretary briefing. To me it’s the least interesting thing going on. Like yeah she’s stupid. Who the fuck do you think is president rn?
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I like how the more time goes on, the harder it is to find basic information on the internet
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think my brain really broke when that person drew the busty furry dragons in the livery of various transit systems in the U.S. I now sit in a padded room rocking away thinking about the sexy bart dragon
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s true though. But I’d like to see him eaten alive by grey goo nano bots like dr smith was eaten by those spiders in lost in space
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Chris Jackson @chriscjackson.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Dodgers lose
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Something interesting could happen in that all of the out of work tech sector people could join forces with the out of work journalists and make new media platforms so we’re not dependent on big tech for all of our information. But ain’t nobody funding that start up idea 
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Congrats to the Dodgers on their World Series victory.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Are we really talking about separating art from the artist or are we just talking about jk rowling and the fucking harry potter show again?
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Must find route to India. Rrr rrr
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Simpsons Lenin: Must Crush Capitalism
ALT: Simpsons Lenin: Must Crush Capitalism
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Companies, especially extremely large or, ahem, overvalued companies can’t find anyone else to invest in them rn so they get the govt to invest and they get the exit liquidity. But then the public is on the hook for it
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Among the many things I hate about fascism is how the fascist can just accuse everyone of doing the thing they are doing while they are doing the thing.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A true psychic assault was when fascist content creators showed every frame of good being killed over and over again like it was Monday morning football analysis
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, we have to drop bunker busters on anyone selling tamales on a street corner
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t like how I’ll watch a couple episodes of an old gundam show and then every algorithm thinks I’m a housebound chronic anime masturbator. I like some shows but most anime annoys me.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These guys will be painting their nails and using they/them pronouns to keep their contracts when democrats get back in power
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the worst takes I’ve heard come out of the anti-AI discourse (I am NOT pro AI) is people treating emails like they’re some sort of like sacred method of communication. like bitch if I never have to write an email to anyone ever again it will be too soon
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I could just stitch up this one seam of my rain coat, then I’ll be bone dry the next time I jump into the pool.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Danzig: doormat MOTHER
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Hey, man, I can’t help but think you’re talking about me here—mainly bc you use the same exact same words and it was posted around the same time. I’m sorry you don’t seem to understand sarcasm but please don’t misrepresent me in other threads. Thanks.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You’re right. That is anti-American. Because I’m clearly anti-American. I love Russia, too. Those are my stated positions any reasonable person would gather from our exchange. Nice work.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yes, that is, indeed, the position I hold. Thanks for the understanding.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
One thing I don’t know Dems and libs are ready for is as soon as Trump is no longer in the picture permanently is the large in flux of ex-Trump voters there are going to be in the party. Like, that’s just how things work. The median voter is a horrific flip flopper.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Just the idea of him sitting down for a salmon dinner with a side salad, and explaining to someone how much they matter to him is just so fucking funny
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Before you know it he’s sitting in a big chair reading Howard Zinn
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I had a thought where I imagined if Trump where Trump had a spell put on him and he had to be really sincere, reluctant to hurt people’s feelings and like neurotically self aware and it had me laughing for a bit just imagining him being like “aw geez I’m really sawwy”
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Man, the capacity is unlimited now—they built detention centers in a swamp ffs. And once again, you are free to go first
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Well, not a great start. Bad defense #Cubs
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Local businesses are inundating our airwaves and streams with ai generated slop now
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Baseball is back. All is right in the world for the next three to four hours. Don’t bug me
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
#Gocubsgo
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I’m sorry do you know what the prison system is like in this country? whatever, man, you can make that jump first
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Al Yellon @bleedcubbieblue.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Happy Opening Day! #Cubs
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
It has a long history of people going to fucking jail too lol Support what you can but for the love of god just render onto caesar. We don’t need you in jail holy shit don’t play with that fire dear god
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Opening Day!! Baseball during work hours, let's GOOOOO!!
Apu, in a cowboy hat says to Homer Simpson "say, let's take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the baseball match"
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Do NOT not pay your taxes. You WILL go to jail.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Let’s goooo #cubs
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I sat next to this kid in high school who got transferred in my sophomore year, and he had the most immaculate handwriting I’ve ever seen. Found out after talking with him that he was on release from a juvenile correction center. Idk what that adds, I just think back to that when this is brought up.
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
If they don’t like the media so much, why do they still invite them in every day? It’s been 10 years of this garbage
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cubs opener today! #gocubsgo
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Damen Irving @damenirving.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Oh no, here comes the conservative judge!
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