Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 6hWe were doing fire safety training & I asked the same question. My colleagues looked bewildered even though they had an office mate who uses a wheelchair. The trainer said get them to the stairway & tell the firefighters to rescue them. 0100
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 11hTop ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read. 563992645
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 8hOh I wasn’t questioning your method, just wondering what else we could do. Thanks! 000
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 9hI wonder if we can create a petition for this? Who should the petition go to? 121
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17hBaby is right-handed? Cookies! Baby is left-handed? Cookies! 020
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17hThe Oatmeal has another suggestion. theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...theoatmeal.comChristopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The OatmealHappy Bartolomé Day. 110
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17hI speculate the calculus lead to them giving the award to just her rather than to the entire ICC. 010
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life 20906158
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 18hThe Simpsons predicted it too. “Aw, why do they only do crucifixions during sweeps week?” 000
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 20hI didn’t think he’d win but was concerned they’d give it to someone they shouldn’t out of fear they’d offend him, which I suspect they did last year. This seems a good choice. 110
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 22hSwans performing a courtship dance: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 2049078
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s great! I know someone with a licence to grow it for his own use for pain management. 010
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Look what I found on the display table at the bookstore. @frankashwood.bsky.social 0151
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Once again The Simpsons predicted the future. “Aw, why do they only do crucifixions during sweeps week?” 010
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026That’s sick. They really are going back to the Dark Ages. 010
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comSouth Park Satan: Ugh, Not AgainAlt: South Park Satan: Ugh, Not Again 091
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Everyone know to undo a curse you need to say it backwards. 0210
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h... 712061499
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/202640 years later Father: Can you visit me? I’m so lonely Baby: I’ll create a chatbot for you to talk to 21345
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026We congratulate Anne Carson, winner of the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Carson is a contributing editor at Granta and a regular writer for the magazine. In celebration, we have lifted the paywall on all her contributions to our pages. granta.com/contributor/... 2392148
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026So he came back every day to refill it from water jugs? 1110
Reposted by Emerence 🍁Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A man dug a tiny waterhole in the Brazilian rainforest, then set up a camera to see who would show up for a drink 1174867968
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026How is that? From their draft constitution they don’t plan to keep the crown as head of state. And they’re ignoring the treaties. 030
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Growing up I didn’t know any adult (except my teachers) who had gone to college or university. My father didn’t finish grade 9. Everyone told me university was out of my reach. 160
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A colleague once complained about the pressure to go to the same university her grandfather went to: “can you imagine?” Both of my grandfathers were illiterate so no, I can’t imagine. 1200
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026He IS Canadian. Believe me, I wish that weren’t true. 150
Reposted by Emerence 🍁rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said 373595859
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The (well-meaning) person saying she “put herself in a vulnerable position” 😖 3781
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026restricting municipalities from imposing “permanent water or utility restrictions.”? 010
Reposted by Emerence 🍁toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 191114523118
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comNow You Know The More You Know PSAALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA 000
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Jesus would be rolling in his grave if he were in it. 180
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Honestly, no. I thought it was a story of brains over brawn. 100
Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comBig Bird Open Door Gallina CaponataAlt: Big Bird kinking open door 141