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Emerence 🍁

@damemyniah.bsky.social
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“If we’re lost, then we are lost together.” Swinger of birches living in Calgary, Alberta (Treaty 7). Opinions my own.

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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 6h
We were doing fire safety training & I asked the same question. My colleagues looked bewildered even though they had an office mate who uses a wheelchair. The trainer said get them to the stairway & tell the firefighters to rescue them.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 7h
Beverly Crusher: get out of here, cat, I’m busy
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 11h
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 8h
Oh I wasn’t questioning your method, just wondering what else we could do. Thanks!
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 9h
I wonder if we can create a petition for this? Who should the petition go to?
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 10h
Nice pun too
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 14h
The have the series Reservation Dogs 👍
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17h
Baby is right-handed? Cookies! Baby is left-handed? Cookies!
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17h
The Oatmeal has another suggestion. theoatmeal.com/comics/colum...
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Christopher Columbus was awful (but this other guy was not) - The Oatmeal
Happy Bartolomé Day.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 17h
I speculate the calculus lead to them giving the award to just her rather than to the entire ICC.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 08/10/2026
do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life
flyer on a pole reading 

I CAN CHOP ANYTHING 
WOOD TIRE STRONG WOOD
(with action photos)
$400 REWARD for bringing me something I CANNOT CHOP 
chopping is how I keep my mind thinking good Thoughts
(contact info9
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 18h
The Simpsons predicted it too. “Aw, why do they only do crucifixions during sweeps week?”
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 20h
Yes, when it comes to him, anything is possible.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 20h
I didn’t think he’d win but was concerned they’d give it to someone they shouldn’t out of fear they’d offend him, which I suspect they did last year. This seems a good choice.
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 22h
Swans performing a courtship dance: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s great! I know someone with a licence to grow it for his own use for pain management.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Look what I found on the display table at the bookstore. @frankashwood.bsky.social
Book The World Beneath Our Feet: The Hidden Life of Soil and Why It Matters to Us All by Frank Ashwood.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again The Simpsons predicted the future. “Aw, why do they only do crucifixions during sweeps week?”
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That’s sick. They really are going back to the Dark Ages.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Aw your brother has a NotMyCat
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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South Park Satan: Ugh, Not Again
Alt: South Park Satan: Ugh, Not Again
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Everyone know to undo a curse you need to say it backwards.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is the funniest thing i've seen in a looooong time. city passes new rule allowing prayer before city council meetings. satanist prays. city council then debates proper time to "undo the curse that was just put on our city" www.404media.co/it-is-done-h...
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
? He’s doing it to fund the military.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Dominique Tipper was fantastic in this episode
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We’re already zombies
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please tell her Canada is very proud of her.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
40 years later Father: Can you visit me? I’m so lonely Baby: I’ll create a chatbot for you to talk to
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Granta @grantamag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We congratulate Anne Carson, winner of the 2026 Nobel Prize in Literature. Carson is a contributing editor at Granta and a regular writer for the magazine. In celebration, we have lifted the paywall on all her contributions to our pages. granta.com/contributor/...
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So he came back every day to refill it from water jugs?
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A man dug a tiny waterhole in the Brazilian rainforest, then set up a camera to see who would show up for a drink
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How is that? From their draft constitution they don’t plan to keep the crown as head of state. And they’re ignoring the treaties.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
63% of my followers are real bots then!
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
62% of my followers are real
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ooh. @realfollowers.bsky.social
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Growing up I didn’t know any adult (except my teachers) who had gone to college or university. My father didn’t finish grade 9. Everyone told me university was out of my reach.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A colleague once complained about the pressure to go to the same university her grandfather went to: “can you imagine?” Both of my grandfathers were illiterate so no, I can’t imagine.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Agnes Nutter in Good Omens, the last true witch in England. With her powers of prophecy she knew she was going to be burned at the stake, so she hid explosives in her petticoats & blew everyone up.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He IS Canadian. Believe me, I wish that weren’t true.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The (well-meaning) person saying she “put herself in a vulnerable position” 😖
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I had mumps, do not recommend
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Not who I pictured for starting a religion
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
restricting municipalities from imposing “permanent water or utility restrictions.”?
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus would be rolling in his grave if he were in it.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, no. I thought it was a story of brains over brawn.
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Big Bird Open Door Gallina Caponata
Alt: Big Bird kinking open door
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Emerence 🍁 @damemyniah.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Liz Truss has killed me
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