❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 07/10/2026This was true when I originally posted it on my FB page 8 years ago. If anything, is truer today. 221012
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Assuming he even gets as far as the pearly gates, he won't get inside because he's going to end up spending eternity explaining all the shit he's responsible for. 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was born, reared, and (over-)educated in Missouri. No longer there, thank the goddess. I have no explanation. None. 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Gov candidate Amy Acton has finally taken the gloves off, too. 'Bout time. 030
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How'd you like to have been in the room when they workshopped that. 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 25/09/2026In Ohio, an anti-Sherrod Brown ad claims he supports forced sex changes for children. Sheesh. 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Collins' ad team is so far beyond incompetent that they have ceded their right to exist. Also maybe his political director. Just jaw-dropping. Way past time for better life choices. 070
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 22/09/2026A bunch of actuaries must be on window ledges right now. 020
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That there photo belongs in the dictionary next to the definition of "deeply skeptical" 001
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 15/09/2026That right there is a big ol' collection of dog whistles. 020
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I sure do! Hadn't thought about Silly Putty in many many years! 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Irony's little legs did not so much as twitch, as it flopped over on its back and died. 151
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Soothly thou dost spake. And cattes inne manuscript margynnes be also quyte fine. 030
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Grendel wold gyve his ryght arme (or mayhap his left) for pumpkin-spyce. 020
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I'm pretty sure I was happier before I knew any of this. 040
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 28/08/2026<chef's kiss> Epithet du Jour, 08.27.26: "you sad weirdo" 🤡🤡 Courtesy the always-estimable @chrislhayes.bsky.social 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 18/08/2026'Scuse me while I go off into a corner and let my head explode for a while. 010
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 17/08/2026They cannily omitted "getting refitted for the contraption that's currently giving him a large, oddly square derriere and causing his left trouser leg to catch on something attached to his leg." That could take most of the day. 0110
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 07/08/2026And they all helped cut the 350-yard slit in that blue plastic lining. 010
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Erstwhyle mediaevalyste heere - Ich colde nott love thysse more. 010
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Per Captain Obvious: lordy those people are sleezy. Also stoopid. 000
❌️👑SElib @dame-j.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Say that loudly enough and often enough, and Orangina may have to fire his ass. 0100
