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Dam Beaver

@dambvr.bsky.social
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Former resident of Corvallis.

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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you thought gas was expensive... #notai
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I think OSU should sue Bucees for using our Beaver logo just to show how asinine they're being with these lawsuits.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm here. Anyone want to donate a ticket?
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
20-0. First time.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Reminds me of the Nazi bar paradox.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I've got one for you...
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I feel like Aziz Ansari parodying Kash Patel is even more proof that the FBI director is actually being played by Ravi Patel and this is all just is a Joel mchale sitcom.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Pick the color of a house in Corvallis.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Where am I today?
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Beaver Nation! Be heard. Feel seen.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Can we talk about marble? I build things for a living. Arm rests are a terrible application for marble. It's cold, brittle and stains easily. It's not comfortable to touch and will loudly reverberate the sounds of cufflinks and handbags hitting it. This is a job for wood. Not stone.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
As cathartic as is is to see Jake Paul get just face adjusted, I do have to say, Simpsons did it.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I had to.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The look is there, just a lot of empty space.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
The side that made an industry out of 'let's go Brandon' and Joe and the ho have got to go merch want you to know that they didn't feel free to speak their mind until tfg got reelected.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I dare you, delete the IDFA from your phone. This is the little code that lets every app and site follow you around the Internet. You will be disturbed by the way the ads you see are changed.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
From one tortured fan base to another... Who dat.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The drink that changed the game.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Guess she ends up marrying the football star in the end anyway.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
So Elon makes a truck that looks like a ten year old drew it with his first ruler, now bezos is making one that looks like he built it with Legos. Is it time to question what kind of childhood these two had?
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Joe Cronin and Jody Allen.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It might have looked better raw.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I'll bring the turf. Also, check the bag... It's juantonios
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#neverforget www.snopes.com/uploads/2019...
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
This is what happens when your town has no bww.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Worst thing to get a woman for mother's day: vacuum. Best thing to get a man for Father's Day: tools. Double standard? Something to assist in their domestic duties? (Also, im a man who does house work and love a good vacuum). i.ytimg.com/vi/5bSo2Fo48...
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The guys behind these stickers are upset that Amazon is pointing out how much tariffs cost? By the way, if you look on most gas pumps it lists the federal and state taxes per gallon.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Tailgate lite lager on draft. @damnationnil.com @cascadelakes.bsky.social @14osu.gobeavs.app
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Sore losers.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
I think I just found my way to support Canada. Who wants to road trip to pick it up with me?
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I wonder why Google had to shut down reviews of this place?
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Hey Google maps! Fuck off with this shit right here. Don't enable that mf
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Can we take a moment and remember that State farm just completely offed the og Jake (from State farm)? All jokes aside, I don't want to buy insurance from you if you spend more on advertising than you do on paying claims.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
A lot to choose from as an 83er (barely, actually closer to 84). But an interesting one. There were two Craig Robinsons drafted in 83. But only one future Beavers coach and first brother in law.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Snickers Man... Use responsibly. Gateway snacks.
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Travis Hunter did not deserve that. But I did. +1800
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
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Dam Beaver @dambvr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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