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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 02/10/2026
Delicious, delicious smut.
SMUT OF THE CORN VARIETY!

WHY AM I SHOUTING? YIP!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 29/09/2026
This lil goober knows what's coming
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 26/09/2026
This kinda thing. The Monkey Ace in particular sometimes just causes the whole game to stop rendering when it's on screen.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 04/09/2026
An absolutely tiny violin, by any measure. Taken shamelessly from the amazing SMBC comics.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 04/09/2026
Oh, and for a high-res version of the thumbnail:
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/08/2026
Also:
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/08/2026
Nothing made me feel more validated as a creator than seeing this:
A crash message for the application Blender.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/08/2026
I got you
A bottle of Johnson's "Eye Bleach" with the tag line "For when the goggles do nothing!"
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 23/08/2026
*counters by furrying your anime*
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 20/08/2026
Oh, and with regard to what they'll do:
What steps does Reddit take in response to a copyright takedown notice?

When we receive a valid copyright takedown notice, we will:

    Remove the violative content identified in the notice

    Notify the user who posted the content that we received a copyright takedown notice regarding the content and that we removed it

    Confirm with the reporter that we removed the content

In appropriate circumstances, Reddit bans user accounts that repeatedly violate Reddit’s Copyright Policy. We may also ban subreddits after multiple removals of violative content or where it is clear that the subreddit is dedicated to sharing violative content.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 20/08/2026
Actually reminds me of a funny video I found once:
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 20/08/2026
Yess. It was great to see western furry-type content in an anime. For those needing more reference material...
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 19/08/2026
According to google's clanker, it's your voice! Wait, no, when pushed, it claims it's AI. This is why AI is absolutely useless for search.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 08/08/2026
If they're not AI, and you're cool with them skimming a little clout, at least googling "swordcomics" leads straight back to you.
A screenshot of googling the term "swordcomics" and getting the top two links directly back to SwordsComic, the most swordsiest comic that ever swordsed swords!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 02/08/2026
>:)
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 01/08/2026
I have this bookmarked, because of how awesome it is at explaining your CoO series: www.furaffinity.net/view/55648140/
Chibi Circe (an adorable rat creature by any standard) is showing off the latest piece of art she's made (of Sundeipne, a mimic, with someone inside them, so kinda vore but not really). The first panel she shows the picture to a cute and confused chibi wolf and says, "See? Pretty hot, right?" 

The adorable (and now a little horny) wolf replies, "Whoa! I never thought I'd be into this, but you have convinced me."

Next panel, chibi Circle looks positively chuffed, big grin on her face. The now very intrigued wolf continues speaking: "This is exciting! ... where can I find more?"

Final panel, chibi Circe fades from existence, leaving only the picture (of Sundeipne and the lucky friend they made within her) behind. The forlorn and distraught wolf asks, "Where are you going?"
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 25/07/2026
I hope that was enough. If not, I'M HELPING!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 13/07/2026
Very much vibes of...
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 05/07/2026
Aaaand that's where I'll call this season quits. I thought @ninjakiwigames.bsky.social was being pretty awesome with allowing solo folks to do the event in a single person "team", but then it goes and requires co-op wins to progress any further. Nope. Love the game, just not a fan of co-op.
A screenshot from Bloons TD6's latest event where you have play specific game types and do particular things to progress. The third in the list is "Win Co-op Games", which doesn't even have one filled in—and never will.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/06/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/06/2026
Standing on the tines is NOT SFW! I'm reporting you to OHS!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 26/06/2026
Oof. Inversely:
A temp and humidity readout for "Outside" showing (over 24hrs):

Temp: 4.7C-12.3C
Humid: 72%-92%
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 24/06/2026
Hey, I'm a kobold of my word! <3
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 22/06/2026
This was meant to be satire
A screenshot from the movie Idiocracy showing the Whitehouse in a state rather similar to a McMansion after years of neglect.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 21/06/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 20/06/2026
Indeed. Do this trick, and soon you will be…
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 13/06/2026
Pics of the board's silk screened features
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 11/06/2026
I must admit, one of my favorite moments in TNG was:
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 07/06/2026
Woah, slow down Trump. What are you, an Australian politician?
Former Australian Prime Minister (among other roles he claimed), Scott Morrison, showing off a piece of coal, thankfully dressed up as a prop, to make a point to the opposition. This was one of the lowest points in Australia's history as it shows what an utter cunt he is.

You will note, he really did cack his dacks in a McDonald's bathroom when the Cronulla Sharks, lost the 1997 Super League Grand Final, despite all rumors to the contrary.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 30/05/2026
Gotta treat your big tiddy goth gfs right, take them to Rome—set a few fires...
A screencap of a Twitter post that reads "big tiddy goth gf" with an image of a Visigoth woman in armor and with a sword, saying "Hello my little Roman man" to a shellshocked and slightly out of focused Roman soldier in the near foreground.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 30/05/2026
It can take a nontrivial amount of research to figure out what configs a motherboard can handle, for example: You only get the 8/8/4 setup with specific processors, as well as losing onboard m.2_2.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/05/2026
Not only same difference, but "corrupt billionaire" is a heck of a tautology. Love your work!
Two characters' conversation balloons that read:

First character: We are super messed up. Our dads are supervillains.
Second character: Your dad was a supervillain. Mine's a corrupt billionaire.
First character: Same difference.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/05/2026
Oblig: xkcd.com/386/
A single panel comic. Someone is sitting at a computer desk, typing furiously.

From left of screen: "Are you coming to bed?"

Person at computer: "I can't. This is important."

Person left of screen: "What?"

Person at computer: "Someone is WRONG on the internet." ("wrong" is underlined, which I suspect adds emphasis in tone)

There is alt text that reads: "What do you want me to do?  LEAVE?  Then they'll keep being wrong!"
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 27/05/2026
The hilarious bit? This has been enabled on my PC for a while, and this is what it shows:
Windows 11's Typing Insights feature.

The feature is turned on, but of the fields it is "helping" with:
Autocompleted words
Suggested words
Keystrokes saved
Spelling corrections
Swiped words

... all are at 0 (zero).
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 24/05/2026
Very nice. I think it captures the vibe—and other vibes. The card in question (for those not familiar): gatherer.wizards.com/NPH/en-us/74...
A Magic: The Gathering playing card depicting a face-down person on a barren plain, their own magically-removed spine and skull hovering above them. They don't look as happy as the rat in Circe's pic.

The card is a Black Instant that costs one Pherexian mana.

The rules text:

([pherexian mana symbol] can be paid with either [black mana symbol] or 2 life.)

Choose target card in a graveyard other than a basic land card. Search its owner's graveyard, hand, and library for any number of cards with the same name as that card and exile them. Then that player shuffles his or her library.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 24/05/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 24/05/2026
The following are images originally sourced from DeviantArt. They show humanoid representations of the various animal sexualities. Fascinating stuff!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 18/05/2026
A little side project I've been working on. Good luck out there, and remember, don't click on any links ever!
A meme that reads "Everywhere I go... I see his face..." and has the "4 image crypto scam" in the background.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 17/05/2026
Moss?
A kobold in an oversized trenchcoat jumping for joy because they have found moss to eat!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 02/05/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 30/04/2026
Because ugh video editing and I have already completed the new Odyssey… All credit to: @ninjakiwigames.bsky.social
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 28/04/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 27/04/2026
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 26/04/2026
Oh no, LanguageTool, I might offend someone? How terrible for them.
A screencap of an earlier post in this thread where my grammar checker is complaining about the word "Cunt" as being offensive.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 22/04/2026
Oh yeah. This nutter:
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 22/04/2026
Ooooh. I remember this chap. How it started — how it's going.
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 22/04/2026
Because I can see Wondersoft and TipTop One bread on the shelf there. I'll have to check my local (Aussie) supermarkets more often!
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Damaged @damaged.excessive.space · 15/04/2026
A meme. The image itself is the scene from the movie Jaws, where they're on a boat trying to catch the huge shark. The text reads "We're going to need a smaller violin"
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