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Dalton

@daltonherriott.bsky.social
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Wikipedia editor (Jon698), loser on YouTube, and strongest Heidi's Song fan Writes about films and American politics on Wikipedia Click #blueskyねこ部 for Japanese cats

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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 2h
Skwudge
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 15h
Tom Cruise is Digger
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tom Cruise is Digger
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm a monopoly restricting your right to actually own their product and instead forcing you to rent it. Imagine doing that in the modern day.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the craziest things done by a monopoly was how AT&T made it illegal to actually own your phone until 1983
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And they said Andy Burnham wouldn't fix Britain's problems smh
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In contrast Gordian I and II are probably the dumbest since their uprising was done with zero legions. The only legion in Africa was commanded by a guy that hated them.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Maximinus Thrax was one of the wisest usurpers because he didn't march the entire army defending the Rhine away from its job
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow, a small group of people are abusing a public good known as Commons? Somebody should write a tragedy about this
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's all going to end up with Disney buying it for pennies by 2030 isn't it
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tom Cruise is Digger That's the review
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But machine no paper
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What do you mean there is an evil version of Barcelona right next to it called Badalona
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Related Per Reuters: "A Bosniak left-leaning moderate, a pro-Russian Serb nationalist and a Croatian nationalist are leading ​Sunday's election for Bosnia's inter-ethnic tripartite presidency" I have to ask when they plan on walking into a bar
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Skydance is going to release 30 films a year (or else lose Miramax), but also they aren't releasing Batman Part II or any Transformers films anytime soon
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Considering the time table I assume The Batman Part III will adapt Batman Beyond
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What's the theological stance on bringing relics to battle against people who are members of the same religion
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Spoilers of who dies: Spider-Man Mr. Fantastic Martin Scorsese Black Widow, but she's blonde Doctor Doom Black Widow again (I know the tweet is fake)
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His last gaming video predates your Minky Momo video by almost one year
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when Jontron reviewed video games. His last video doing that was seven years ago.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I feel like Bruce Timm followed the path of many great writers, like Akira Toriyama, and simply forgot about the existence of Matt when he wrote that
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hold fast by the intellectual traditions of Athens, like heavy objects fall faster than lighter ones and women have less teeth than men
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry, but Kingo is going to steal the show with his Doomsday performance
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Booster Gold is just Andrew Yang
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Historical determinism. The Kang dynasty was always set to be overthrown by the petite bourgeoisie Doctor Doom.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Species 8472 originally come from Fluidic Space. That fluid? Every failed or banned 80s product mixed together into a super forever chemical
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They tried assimilating him, but all of the now-banned CFC hairspray he used on himself made himself immune He still hangs out on their cube to deal with the tribble problem
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can now make infinite Big Bang Theory clips
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Skywalker Saga joins X and the Willis Tower in names nobody uses unless you are in the media or paid by said entities
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would suggest they make a Star Wars movie only adapting the worst parts of the Old EU, but they made Rise of Skywalker already
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
>Written by Simon Kinberg, whose credits include Fant4stic, the later Fox X-Men films, and The 355 Over before it even started
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
People really underrate how tragic Guy's origin story is. He's a University of Michigan alumni
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Probably spent too much paying ransoms for Getty family members smh
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Top ten shows of the 21st century
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
30 Rock
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Breaking Bad
Samurai Jack
Better Call Saul
Nichijou
The Wire
The Middle
Malcolm in the Middle
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anti-Pope Pete Best is there too, but only nerds know about him
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You laugh, but the Beatles were so popular among men that a pope even named himself after them. Pope Ringo
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The American people yearn for the sod house
19th century house made from sod
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Greeks fell for the canal boondoggle in the 1880s and built what is quite possibly the dumbest canal in history. The Corinth Canal was completed before the enlargement of cargo ships and is frequently closed due to landslides.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We should bring back the very underrated canal boondoggle. Most of them were useless except for the ones in the Great Lakes and a lot were only finished right as railroads started showing up.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hate to tell you, but no matter what you do to him you'll never get anything. Bad drop rate on him
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sadly Rollen Stewart, the guy who held up John 3:16 signs while wearing a rainbow wig and later received multiple life sentences, does not meet the inclusion standards since he wasn't a fan of a particular team
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Somebody should adapt Romeo and Juliet into Future English. Try and guess what English will look like in the year 2500
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The elites don't want you to taste the power that conquers the blackest nights
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sorry Brendel, but Jimmy went viral with just one post. A batting average of 100%. Don't even bring up your batting average.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Tracey comics eventually distanced themselves from the sci-fi plots in the late 70s. How did they do this? One way was by having the Moon Maid die in a car bombing.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't worry, only the first year of Dick Tracy comics will be public domain. The 1960s sci-fi Tracy comics where his son marries the daughter of the Moon Governor and Tracey travels in a space coupe will still be only for Beatty.
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BTW I took this on my phone back on July 4. I have a bunch of other photos on some undeveloped film
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For some reason they made Elon look like Mao
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Dalton @daltonherriott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Surprising not the worst piece in that gallery
Extremely poor quality gold artwork of RFKExtremely poor quality gold artwork of Elon MuskExtremely poor quality gold artwork of TrumpExtremely poor quality gold artwork of Trump
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