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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Let’s run the experiment. Let’s put women poets in charge for 50 years and see what happens

Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you grew up during the Cold War you were taught drab emotionless aesthetics were the haunting hallmark of communism . . . and yet we’ve come to find out late stage capitalism too

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I guess the only exception to this would be Bill Gates specifically on the topic of a.i. safety

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I have never listened to an interview with any tech CEO (from Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Jensen Huang, etc) where I came away feeling - this is an emotionally intelligent and wise person who I’ll sleep well knowing they’re at the helm

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Once again, I don’t blame anyone for looking for any route out of this labor hellscape, but I can’t imagine being married to a man who ‘leads, builds, provides’ is gonna be better than working for 1 800 contacts.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When people gossip about me it’s probably like - “do you think he’s blasting a tube sock or an ankle sock?🧦 “

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

A divorce attorney I repeat a divorce attorney I know put his nice but not luxurious house in a nice but not luxurious part of salt lake up for sale because he’s going through a divorce and said he couldn’t afford it on his own.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Once again if anyone is wondering why I am single

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I know capitalism is a hellscape and I don’t blame anyone for trying to find any exit ramp but i can’t imagine marrying a Utah conservative man who calls himself a ‘provider’ is better than being in the labor force

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jesus fucking Christ. I just saw an instacare with the air hose goofy arm waver thing outside the front doors.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Satan himself visited these woods in the spring of 1820. Hail Satan 🤘

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I’ve seen a few woman now on dating apps who label their career as ‘private equity’ and I just have to say I’m more repulsed by this than women who label themselves conservative

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

A real problem picture from a real dating profile. Looks like she’s already bf with Jesus not sure I measure up tbh

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

If you’re a woman, under 50, not Mormon, live in Salt Lake City and you label yourself conservative in your dating profile - at this point I feel you’re out if excuses - I’m just going to assume you’re dumb.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I see so many profiles that imply this. At least she comes out and says it

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Anyone else feel such a pang of patriotism when you seem smokestacks like this? 🇺🇸 🦅 🗽 long live president Trump

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Making an account so I can put my friends names on the temple prayer rolls

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Jesus fucking Christ people 🤦‍♂️

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I’m guessing it’s not because she’s a germaphobe

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Every dating profile in Utah 🙄

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

I’m not posting these because I don’t want to single anyone out but you have no idea how many really obnoxious Utah spelling of first names I see on dating apps

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

The biggest suprise with online dating is how many people are actually looking for free day laborers

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

The amount of people who make the outdoors, their entire life on dating apps is fairly nauseating

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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The only minority that our political system protects is the wealthy.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

In answer to the question - do you have any dicks in your butt - I’ve never been able to answer - I have sufficient for my needs 😢

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Can the Republican Party just rebrand to The TruckNutz Party already?!

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

The rights all allergic to DEI because they believe all hiring should be done on merit while Donald Trump . . . checks notes . . . hasnt appointed a single qualified person to any position

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I’ve sees lot of somewhat scandalous photos on dating apps but today I saw a nipple

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I dunno if I’m just a private person, a loner or just too old fashioned but talking on the phone at the gym seems so weird to me.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I dated a byu student once that had me rub ky jelly on her boobs

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

Donald Trump is such a basic bitch dictator

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

What percentage of people who profess to be Christian actually are living the core values of the New Testament? Just your gut guess.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

The most honest profile I’ve ever seen

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Just to be clear if money is the only reason anyone’s ever been with you you’re also an incel - i.e. trump counts

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

I’m tired of living in the revenge of the incels era

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I wish I could say this is a joke but I got such a feeling she’s serious.

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Living in Utah is not shopping on Sunday but cheering on Donald J Trump

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

Still I can’t wait to hear one of these in the wild like how my step mother uses the full name of the church every time she uses it. Even my TBM brother in law once said “we know the name of the church.”

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

If the LDS leadership wanted such a mouthful they should just suck a dick

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

The LDS church continues Joseph Smith’s long tradition of shitty-fan-fiction level of writing skill with Builders of Faith, Messengers of Hope, and Gatherers of Light

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This is the kind of brain rot infecting conservative Utah women

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Audrey Hoaxburn @dallin-h-hoax.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

A Mormon reposted this post. Who could not seem to recall one of the most circulated images of Mormon Jesus

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