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@dallasesquire.bsky.social
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
AI generated my professional headshot… I don’t know this man lol
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
TBT .. Bring back good reality tv…
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Yall getting naked in the snow for hump day??
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Give me a few hours and I should have TikTok back up and running…
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The product of No Child Left Behind 🤣🤣 OPEN THE SCHOOLS 365 🤣
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Fresh haircut now i have a 1000 errands to run. Dallas streets I hope you’re prepared to be sick of seeing me 🤣
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Cooked dinner and fixed my garage door today. I’m the man and the woman. I can do it all.. 🤣🤣
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Gumbo is ready for tomorrow… I’m done for the night.. Just me my wine and my Xbox… and maybe just a pinch of booty 🤣
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Happy Friday!!
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Ebangskeety @itztravy.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Meanwhile I be in hotel rooms like 🫤🫤
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You with a friend group 🫶🏿
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Haven’t really been in the Christmas spirit this year and then it finally dawned on me… maybe it’s because i haven’t seen the REAL Queen of Christmas this year 🎄🎅🏾🎄
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Mood:
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Gumbo turned out good.. I’ll save you a bowl!!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Boudin in your pocket or you just happy to see me?? #BayouClassic2024
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Bayou Classic 2024
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Whew Nola yall wore me out and that was only night one!!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m bored.. think I’m about to go to Walmart and wrestle somebody grandma for some shit i don’t even want 😂😂 #blackfriday
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My prayer is that all the food I eat today go to my butt and not my back or stomach!!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Suspect would greatly appreciate some breakfast and head…
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Damn forgot to post my hump day pic, guess I’ll have to wait until next week…
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
It’s all fun and games until he eat your leftovers you been waiting on all day to eat after work… and then he a big back fat hungry hoe🤣🤣
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I like to see a little 🍆 or 🍑 pop up on my screen.. keeps me on my toes!!
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act iii loading… @yallqunt.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Stop going back to Twitter for a hit tweet and share your thoughts ON THIS LAND!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
In the mood to play Striking Vipers, who down??
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I think it’s going to be a warm Christmas this year… Might skip matching pajamas and do matching jockstraps instead… 🤔🤔🤔
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Y’all finally starting to get naked… i feel like im at home now… ♥️♥️♥️
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Now they shooting at planes in Dallas… Yall ok? What’s really going on?
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Thanks, i needed this!!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Goooood morning!!!!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Kamala and Mike… In the same month?? 🥲🥲🥲
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Guess I’ll repost this picture that gained most of my twitter followers.. hopefully it’ll work here 🤣🤣
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Ebangskeety @itztravy.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Black Twitter floated into the Blue Sky and said
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Chant God @chantgod.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
make some noise if you with that gay shit!
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dallasesquire.bsky.social @dallasesquire.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Time to figure out this bluesky 🤣
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