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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™

@dallasbarnett.com
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Unfamous Actor. VO guy. Bacon # :1 ✅✅ Uncivil. Misanthrope. Dissident. Sportbiker. PostPunk Bogan Dirtbag Munter. Cabrón. Rōnin. Kaijin. Tauiwi. 1/2 Giant 1/2 Dwarf Tank. #ADnD2E #ForTheEmpire "Fuck You, Make Me" I don't swear nearly as much as I could

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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 49m
The Aussies have the Boomerang... the kiwis need the Flying Dildo
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 4h
Alliance is back, but they will need a term to get back on their feet i think
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 6h
It's going to be a warm winter
theguardian.com
Concern mounts over slow-moving, planetary-scale ‘Kelvin’ wave heading for California
The ocean phenomenon could raise sea levels by up to a foot as El Niño keeps warm water trapped along the coast
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 9h
Mine is an older VW (2003) and it does have the UV coating, but I'm guessing the NZ sun took that out too
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 9h
you can get factory second dildos from AliBaba .. like NZ$0.80 each.. i say we make it rain.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 9h
oh I was still moving about because I had to, but there were a LOT of early nights and lie-ins
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 9h
it took me down for about 9 days, plus the inevitable post-flu hangover that lasted about 3.5
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 9h
I've been sunburnt through a goddamn windscreen
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 11h
SOMEONE CALL DOORDASH!!!!
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McDonald's Big Mac and Fries Meal
ALT: McDonald's Big Mac and Fries Meal
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 15h
its a white rose, with the step split and each split put into a different colour glass of water .. although I have a few in my garden that are striped
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 04/10/2026
#NZPol
interest.co.nz
Green Party proposes $2 bus and train fare cap, free fares for others, building mass rapid transit in major cities
Green Party releases suite of public transport policies with co-leader Chlöe Swarbrick saying they're 'commonsense investments in the middle of a fossil fuel crisis'
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 04/10/2026
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Cowboy with Grit
ALT: Cowboy with Grit
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 04/10/2026
oh look.. someone acted on my intrusive thoughts...
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 04/10/2026
in case you missed it .. This is Sam Elliot in the early 1970's
a dark haired, epic mustachioed Sam Elliot
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 03/10/2026
Ok.. which one of you degenerate was it?
thespinoff.co.nz
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 03/10/2026
Setting up my new computer finally.. first things first G'bye Co-pilot
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 02/10/2026
This is 99% of the For The Empire crew
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 02/10/2026
I switched mine to an Australian bloke so I could tell it to fuck off without feeling bad about it
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 02/10/2026
I have a theory that assistants like Siri and Alexa etc all default to a feminine voice for a reason.....
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 02/10/2026
I always thought it was that human, elf, dwarf, etc were common descriptors of a species instead of the (Homo Sapian) classification.
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ApocalypseElf @apocalypseelf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My gen x 5 year plan
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Rich Raho @richraho.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Keynote Speaker at the Annual National Catholic Prayer Breakfast in March, folks.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 02/10/2026
As we get into the spooky season, one from the archives! Our 2014 #48HoursNZ entry, and one of Peter Jackson's favourite films of the festival #SupportIndieFilm #Horror
youtu.be
FLICKER - 48hours entry 2014 - HD DSLR short horror film
YouTube video by H2Ow - homegrown horror
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Cam Banks 🇳🇿 ❌👑 @rustysellsword.com · 01/10/2026
So far I've had six independent creators sign up to publish their own games Primed by Cortex! Miriam was my co-author on Smallville RPG, and she's got a new game on KS. She's created a lot of Cortex content which you can also find on Itch.io! www.kickstarter.com/projects/mir...
kickstarter.com
The Portal Witch, a Kids RPG Primed by Cortex
World-Hopping, Magical-Costumed, Do-Gooder Kids
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
35 minutes to watch Swarbrick wipe the floor with Whinny and Rimmer
stuff.co.nz
Live: The Kingmakers’ Debate - party leaders go head-to-head on Stuff tonight
The leaders of six minor parties are going head-to-head in a debate hosted by Stuff Political Editor Jenna Lynch and The Post's National Affairs Editor Andrea Vance.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
You know, I'll help who I can help. Sometimes just a rev-up for someone that's questioning themselves, sometimes more where I can.. I can't carry the world's problems on my shoulders though, so i disassociate to stay sane. Its all above my pay grade ...
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
TIL that state housing in AoNZ had regulations in decades past to include 2 fruit trees on every property
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
Im mostly not hateful..
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
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Old Nan: Oh, my sweet summer child
ALT: Old Nan: Oh, my sweet summer child
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the Juice Media @thejuicemedia.com · 01/10/2026
For our friends in Aotearoa-New Zealand as they head to an election on Sat 7 Nov 🇳🇿 👉 Make sure you’re enrolled to vote: https:/:vote.nz 🚨 Enrolments close October 25!
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
He was unaware, even then.
rnz.co.nz
Former Air NZ boss Chris Luxon says military contract process was 'a mistake'
Former Air New Zealand boss Chris Luxon admits not establishing a process in which the airline's chief executive would be told about all military contracts was a mistake.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
8th amendment. I reckon her lawyers are already onto the filings.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
3rd one this year that's failed.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
Nah. I try to not go to events as much as I can
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
Haven't seen it. Not really my genre. I auditioned for Cyrus Trask and Joe Valery
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
Back in the old days, 2 slips of the rope and you were let go..lol
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First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
ALT: First Time? Meme from The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
Far as I'm concerned, the sentence has been carried out.. free to go.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
This is 90000 ways of fucked up.
nbcnews.com
Tennessee inmate still alive after being administered two lethal injections, her lawyer says
Christa Pike, 50, was 18 when she murdered a classmate. She would be the first woman the state has executed in more than 200 years.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 01/10/2026
I was up for that.
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Malena-PRO-CHOICE 🌊 🟦🟧Fighting Tyranny! @malena.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We need #GuardrailsForAI Moltbot, OpenClaw, Clawdbot & Clawd sound like good, names for punk bands. But they're actually names for a Reddit for Bots-type platform & site of a huge data breach that cost tens of thousands of companies. About 20% of modern corporate data breaches involve AI!
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
Charismatic black hole
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
I aint even wanting to get into that aspect of it. Iirc, she's fairly capable and accomplished on her own. I just can't understand what the attraction to this arrogant prick would be
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
She's creaming it, regardless.
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Matty Angel @mattyangel.com · 30/09/2026
So ... Looking at this, www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic... I noticed that watch on Luxon, It cost 25,000 dollars, www.partridgejewellers.com/speedmaster-... Soooo, is that what he considers basics? Cause he said we need to focus on basics....
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 30/09/2026
Join today, and give me a reason to drop a piece of original art!
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
Thats a shame
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
And sorted. He used to run an airlIne you know.
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
He's the mixtape GOAT
open.spotify.com
Luxon 2026 Summer Playlist
Playlist · Christopher Luxon · 27 items · 729 saves
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
There's a lot more of us out here than the polling suggests
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𝕯𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖆𝖘™ @dallasbarnett.com · 30/09/2026
Chlöe might be PM.... 😆
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