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Dallas Baird

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No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. The poor bastards will see them soon enough.

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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, that oughta take care of it. Thanks Donny. #auspol #maga #incompetence #uselessorangebuffoon
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These tough guys are always such suck-ups when there is a bigger bully around. #auspol #maga #brownnose
Trump unwittingly bows to Xi.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You do realise that most of their set will be the borderline-unlistenable stuff that came after OK, right? #radiohead #fakeplasticfans #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Love or hate Hastie, he served. Love or hate Lambie, she served. ALL the witnesses against BRS also served. You know who didn't serve? Pauline, Trump, Farage, your average One Nation voter, and Pretty much everyone who fetishises ANZAC. Sorry, who are the cowards? #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Beetroot saying the quiet bits out loud again (probs after a dram or two): Yep. Our superannuation "policy" will require some serious fishes and loaves shiz to make it work." #auspol www.smh.com.au/politics/fed...
smh.com.au
Joyce says he’s ‘not Jesus Christ’ when pushed on controversial superannuation policy
Grilled on the ABC’s 7.30 over the numbers behind One Nation’s controversial superannuation policy, the maverick MP snapped at host Sarah Ferguson.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
What?? The singalgate guys are inept losers. No way!! If only there were copious and constant examples from history that putting ideologically driven, infantile, boozy man-babies in charge of anything goes epically pear-shaped in very short time. #auspol #maga www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Captain calamity: Pete Hegseth under fire for ‘inept’ leadership of US military
The US defense secretary faces internal dissent and discord at the Pentagon, accused of focusing on culture war issues and his own political ambitions as the Iran war drags on
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Let's get one thing straight! Just because I shamelessly bullshit under oath DOES NOT make me dishonest!" #auspol www.smh.com.au/politics/nsw...
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‘Does not make me dishonest’: Charles Perrottet defends his lies to corruption probe
The one-time “muscle” of the right wing of the Liberal Party has denied colluding with his wife Anita in their evidence to the ICAC.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
...and will need the support of the Teals and Greens to do so. Any chance, guys? #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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The tussle over Australian datacentres is just beginning – and it’s been far from easy so far | Tom McIlroy
As he negotiates Australia’s AI future, the prime minister is under pressure from leaders of conservative states and territories
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
BREAKING: Hanson says Australians should reduce their savings, increase dependency on longterm welfare and set off an instant inflation bomb. #auspol #stoopid #onp www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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News live: Hanson says Australians should be able to use super for cost-of-living pressures
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just my regular reminder that if you denied manmade climate change at any time in the last 25 years, you were not only wrong but also a bit stoopid. #auspol Nineteen people taken to hospital after England fire, as thousands evacuated in Croatia – Europe live www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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Nineteen people taken to hospital after England fire, as thousands evacuated in Croatia – Europe live
A total of 54 people were treated by paramedics after West Midlands fire as blazes continue across Europe amid extreme heat
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If you support a pussy grabber you can STFU about melons. #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Gimped again... by the ayatollahs... well played... I'm so old that I remember when Trump's style of foreign policy and diplomacy was called "breathtaking incompetence." #maga #auspol www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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Iran issues tough demands to reopen strait of Hormuz as deal still out of reach
Tehran urges US to ‘correct its behaviour’ as UAE says one of its ships targeted by Iranian missile
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Ah America... you wanted him, you got him. #maga #auspol www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Americans feel pinch of continued Iran war: ‘It’s screwed everything up’
Whether in favor of or against the US-Israel war on Iran, people across the country are left holding the bill and wondering on its purpose
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"...mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy." Sun Tzu, The Art of War #maga #auspol #incompetence www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
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Donald Trump says decision on ‘massive attack’ against Iran is close
President’s remarks follow Houthi strikes on Saudi tankers in the Red Sea and oil prices rising past $100 a barrel again
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
An oldie but a goodie. #auspol #maga
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"Are you fukn kidding? We aren't putting this shitpile anywhere near an auditor! Half that crap is AI from Grok anyway," the former deputy PM said before turning a deeper shade of red and letting loose a formidable whiskey belch. #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Australia news live: Barnaby Joyce won’t guarantee One Nation policies will be costed before next election
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
TLDR: Albo and crew finally restored the arrangements and relationships with our Pacific neighbours that Tony Abbott walked away from 12 years ago. #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-07...
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Vanuatu deal is significant but a harbinger of what's to come in the Pacific
Although a big moment in diplomacy, the Vanuatu agreement has come at a clear reputational cost to Australia.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The insidious left wing plot to destroy the free speech and support of the right, called Operation Just Let Them Speak, continues to unfold. Mwahahahahhaaa *cough* *cough* #auspol www.thenewdaily.com.au/news/politic...
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Hanson takes poll hit, Coalition down to rock bottom
Two polls show Labor clawing back support as One Nation's popularity slides after Pauline Hanson's "monoculture" speech.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Clearly, dude! You're as close as you have ever been! You're so close that you just started bombing them again! #auspol #maga #incompetence www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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JD Vance claims US ‘very close’ to peace deal with Iran
Vice-president says deal could ‘absolutely’ come before midterms, as US strikes Iran after downing of helicopter
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Vale Ogre. #donaldgibb #auspol
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Screaming 'NEEEERDS!' from Revenge Of The Nerds
ALT: Screaming 'NEEEERDS!' from Revenge Of The Nerds
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Hey Libs, you wanted her, you got her. Also, how annoyed must she be with backing the wrong horse and not waiting to go to ONP? What a gal! #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05...
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Live: Taylor accepts Nampijinpa Price's explanation for remarks on 2 Worlds Collide podcast
Opposition Leader Angus Taylor says senator Jacinta Nampijinpa Price's position on immigration is consistent with the Coalition's. Follow live.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Fixed it... #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Gee, I wonder why he (and the rest of the sovcit menagerie) didn't want to be subject to the laws of the land..? Hmmm, yeah. Thats a real stumper... #auspol www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04...
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Police killer Dezi Freeman had hundreds of child abuse files
Police killer Dezi Freeman was on the verge of having his secret stash of child abuse material discovered when he gunned down two officers outside his makeshift home.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So much winning. #maga #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Too late now, you monumentally idiotic egomaniac. #maga #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The role of Dallas Baird will be played by Bobcat Goldthwaite for today only.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It was really only a matter of time. "Look mum, I'm God!!" #maga #auspol
Fat senile idiot displays signs of a divorce from reality.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
"I mean, I know it's really easy and, so far, we haven't been able to stop anyone else from doing it, but please don't play us," the VP said beforechecking his Signal feed. #MAGA #auspol #bestdealmakers www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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JD Vance warns Iran against trying to ‘play’ the US in peace talks
US vice-president flies to Islamabad for negotiations as Iranians insists Israel end its offensive in Lebanon
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If only this could have been predicted... #auspol #savotes www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Liberal party preferences handed seats to One Nation in South Australian election, analysts say
Pauline Hanson’s party will have at least two seats in the upper house and at least one and likely more in the lower house
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Kudos to Ursula von der Leyen's staffie for some effective googling there. #auspol #wherethehellisunley
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
BREAKING: Trump considers losing war he started. #auspol #maga
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
BREAKING: Petulant, infantile flogbag pulls petulant, infantile floggish move. Details to follow... #auspol #maga
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yeah, see, this is what you get when you have a cult of personality around a complete buffoon, fed by a conga line of clownish suckholes. I'd raise this to "robust debate was a complete waste of time". As if they were listening, anyway. #auspol #maga #congalineofsuckholes
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
...then why are you demanding help, you flaming galah? #auspol #maga
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
What's that you say? An incompetent, narcissistic flog demands others come and clean up after yet another of his epic screw ups? You never see this... every single time... with these chumps... never. #auspol #maga #iranwarplanwaswrittenincrayon
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I'm sorry, art boy, but there is no fekn way Australia has "fallen in love" with the titty parrots. #auspol www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
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‘They become part of people’s identity’: how Australia fell in love with the Skywhales
Patricia Piccinini’s bulbous creation first took flight in 2013, and was joined by a partner in 2021. They’ve inspired tattoos, crafts and wedding vows – and they’re coming to a region near you
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Cory Bernardi is the classic "bull who carries his own china shop around with him". #auspol www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Cory Bernardi criticised over ‘damaging’ videos appearing to mock traditional Kaurna language
Liberal Aboriginal affairs spokesperson says Bernardi’s comments ‘grossly offensive’ as party announces it will preference One Nation over Labor in all seats
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
What's that David Littleproud? Ahhhh, your two biggest contributions were the policies that got you a first class ticket to oblivion... Well, that nice. #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Gee those Chinese and Russian air defence systems are going great, hey? #iran
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Sumpin sumpin no new wars sumpin... #auspol #maga www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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US and Israel attack Iran as Trump says ‘major combat operations’ under way – live
Iran has launched retaliatory strikes against US military bases and Israel
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The supreme court... that he stacked... turns around... and smacks down pretty much his only policy... no wait!! There's more... he says he's gonna announce more tarrifs... ahhh, I'm gonna pee myself... #auspol #maga #orangeidiot
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is covering his eyes with his hand .
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Matt Canavan suddenly all pro-Muslim. #auspol #clownshow
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I think it was the Bard himself who said "shy away from conducting questionable deeds, lest you set your own arse on fire." www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02... #nswpol #auspol #whenlightingfartsgoeswrong
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CCTV shows man on fire after firebombing of NSW convenience store
A man engulfed in flames is captured on CCTV after an arson attack at a Hunter Valley business.
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Six! Six Australian flags! Temu Tony Abbott starts with six! Now taking bets that Pauline has 8 at her next thing. #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Ohhh dear. Tony Abbott on ABC... Taylor will go hard on Immigration!!! Fossil fuels!! Close the borders!! This will go great! #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Dear Lib partyroom, It is my heartfelt opinion that the Liberal party's best interests and future success depend entirely on Angus Taylor becoming leader. Please vote wisely. Regards, Albo. #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Automatic repost. #auspol
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
When someone shows you who they are, believe them the 243rd time! #maga #auspol #monkeybusiness
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Now, why would he deflect on this issue. Hmmmmm. Why would he change the subject and attack and belittle the questioner? Hmmmm. Dunno... #auspol #maga #inituptohisneck
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Dallas Baird @dallasbaird.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Let me get this straight... a recent immigrant of VERY Mediterranean appearance walks around Melbourne pointing out with open loathing all the people of "foreign" appearance and lamenting THEIR lack of cohesion... #auspol #Cloaca
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