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@dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
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C librarian, purveyor of the language's eldritch horrors. Poppin' shells 🦪 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@dalias, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 06/10/2026
LMAO did they find the thread or were they just being cheapskates running a recurring donation only a few months trying to buy us? Anyone else get this?
Sponsorship Cancellation
 
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Hi @richfelker,

 
We're writing to let you know that your recurring sponsorship of $50.00 from @openai was cancelled on October 6, 2026.

 
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026
...if you're using a Gmail address with the recurring donation to DAIR, Google sends the thank you mail with the link to manage/cancel your recurring donation to the spam folder. 🤬 I have a hard time believing that's not intentional malice from the company that […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
Screenshot of donation receipt email from DAIR, showing that Gmail has classified it as spam.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/08/2026
Totally petty, but this is my response if this bs actually goes in man-pages and doesn't get reverted.
Screenshot of a diff:

diff --git a/include/memory.h b/include/memory.h
index 3b2f5900..b5b7a1c6 100644
--- a/include/memory.h
+++ b/include/memory.h
@@ -1 +1,2 @@
+#warning redirecting incorrect #include <memoryl.h> to <string.h>
 #include <string.h>
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026
Anyone out there know anything about Clownflare Turnstile debugging? That 💩 has decided to infinite-loop or error on every site behind it now for me, with no indication of why. Compat check tool at browser-compat.turnstile.workers.dev shows
Security Check Failed

An unexpected error occurred with the security check.

Error: 600010 (Unknown)
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Ok done
Goose meme format:

"Protests" in Belfast??

What are they "protesting"???
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/05/2026
I am super proud of this #3dprinting filament splice. 🎉 Spent way too long on doing 10+ of these, but I salvaged half a kilo of a material that's out of stock waiting on next production run that I thought was gone after a mishap with hot spots while drying it.
A macro lens photo of a segment of translucent purple 3D printing filament in the foreground with a slight cloudiness variation at the center but no apparent variation of diameter, with out-of-focus carpet and filament coils in the background.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/04/2026
New glassware arrived today to replace what his royal chonkiness broke. 🎉 #caturday shaming
A beige & white chonky boy lying on a sofa next to a nested set of beakers.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026
More context:
Screenshot of 3 posts:

Laurie Voss @seldo

https://zeitgeist.blue is a multi-social-network app that summarizes your feed for the last 24 hours to let you catch up with doomscrolling. Now with support for Mastodon!

[Embedded link to: zeitgeist.blue
Zeitgeist
Summarize your Bluesky, Twitter, or Mastodon feed]


Jan Lehnardt @janl@narrativ.es

@seldo how can I make sure my posts are never used by this app to be sent to an LLM vendor?


Laurie Voss @seldo@alpaca.gold

@janl You would need to block me from following you, I suppose.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
#caturday chonk
Beige and white chonker sitting on his butt with back legs spread, tail curling around and up between them, and belly spreading out like a blob.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/03/2026
WTF was someone thinking when they chose the parts for this? 🤦 🤬
Kitchen appliance cord with polarized US plug on one end, unpolarized 2 hole connector on the other.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/12/2025
#catmas
Beige & white chonker hugging a thin heart shaped wrapped present.Beige & white chonker hugging a thin heart shaped wrapped present.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/11/2025
Got a new clip-on lens set that came with a better macro lens than I had before, and took this pic of a printed worm wheel gear that's been in operation for the past ~6 months. #3dprinting
A macro-lens photo of a directionally lit purple-colored plastic gear sitting on and parallel to a turquoise-colored surface. Centered on top of the gear is a metal thrust bearing with a metal shaft through the center, and another metal part is partly visible below the gear. The teeth of the gear are slightly concave.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
I'll be putting more like this on Loops once it's ready, but for now I'll just put a clip or two here on Mastodon showing the M45 in operation. #3dprinting
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
The newer "Prime" version of the ST uses a telescoping shaft instead of a lifting one.
A drive shaft with U-joints at both ends and a coupling with bearings between outer and inner telescoping parts.Shaft on a scale reading 48.6 grams.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2025
I mentioned recently a project I've had in the works for some time that I'd like to share. The published files aren't quite as polished or easy to pick up as I'd like them to end up, but this is a process and I'm happy to have others in on it for everything that […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A photo of a delta kinematics 3D printer built of black 2040 aluminum extrusions and printed parts in a deep purple, with a turquoise colored bed surface brightly lit. The head is held by three pairs of narrow black arms and has hoses and a large black shaft running up from it vertically to a motor on a platform held above the main frame on dark rods.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2025
Just saw this on a car and I need it.
Image in the format of the Gadsden flag, but with a silhouette of the cat from the last frame of the Chonk Chart treading upon and crushing a snake under its immense chonkiness, with the caption "OH LAWD HE TREADING".
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/06/2025
Wow, LI batteries lose a lot of mass when they die. 🤔
Photo of laptop battery with label text in multiple scripts/languages on scale reading 223.3 grams.Photo of laptop battery with primarily Chinese label text on scale reading 148.5 grams.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/05/2025
Late for #caturday #ratemyloaf
A white and beige cat loafed on a floral pattern rug in muted colors and dim light, brighter light on cat. Head tilted looking up at camera at human level height.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/05/2025
Graffiti below a bridge: "Free Luigi"
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/03/2025
Batteries packed. 🤞
Four blue 32700 batteries held between plastic frames in line, with terminals all wrapped in electrical tape. Two 18 gauge black and yellow wires sticking up between leftmost & rightmost pairs respectively on the near side. Three 22 gauge yellow wires sticking up between each pair on far side.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2025
Seriously, Walmart? 🤦 Feels like this is a manifestation of something wrong in this country...
Walmart parking lot photo with a parking space reserved for disabled folks repurposed as a cart return.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/02/2025
Ok, THIS is how you do UX for an e2ee messaging app when you want to make it clear who you are and aren't doing it for. 🔥 Props to @VeilidNetwork team.
Screenshot of "create a new account" form with "Pronouns" as the second field right after "Name".
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/02/2025
Fuck you Google. 🖕
Google search screenshot searching for "musl ai policy" where Google asks:

"Did you mean: musk ai policy"
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2025
Someone do a remake of this as "When you ride a Tesla you ride with Hitler".
WW2 era poster "When you ride ALONE you ride with Hitler"
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2025
@GossiTheDog
Electron microscopy image of a tardigrade playing an appropriately sized violin.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2025
More of the majestic one. #caturday
Golden cat sleeping in alcove with paws outstretched straight in front, extending off edge, with head resting on them. Halfway in sun, halfway in shade, high contrast. Camera view from front of cat, slightly to side.Side view, same scene as first picture.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/01/2025
More of our majestic golden chonker friend. #caturday
Photo looking up at a golden cat on the edge of a rooftop, butt slightly off the edge, looking over shoulder back down at the camera. Deep blue sky with some white clouds in background. Metal bar fencing coming out perpendicular to wall in foreground.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/01/2025
🎉
Screenshot:

An admin from hachyderm.io has blocked threads.net, including 0 of your followers and 2 accounts you follow. Learn more
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/01/2025
Wow. Facebook is not just announcing that they're walking back moderation of hate speech, but gleefully giving explicit examples of particular forms of hate speech they now allow. 😲 🤬
Screenshot of Facebook policy announcement text:

We do allow allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality and common non- serious usage of words like “weird.”

We do allow content arguing for gender- based limitations of military, law enforcement, and teaching jobs. We also allow the same content based on sexual orientation, when the content is based on religious beliefs.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2025
#caturday
A golden loaf basking in the sun, on concrete, in shadow of patterned metal railings.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 31/12/2024
FAFO.
Screenshot:

MoveOn

Please tell us why you are leaving. (optional) 

Your spokesperson Robert Reich wrote a MAGA wankpiece attacking immigrants. This is not the MoveOn | supported. You can't fall into those asshats' attempts to divide us. I'll be supporting orgs smart enough to get this instead.

UNSUBSCRIBE
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/12/2024
And he followed up with trying to use neurodivergence as an excuse for being am awful person who supports abusers. Receipts here:
& Rich Felker > in reply to Alexandre Oliva @Ixo Read the fucking room. In conversation 25 minutes ago [permalink] B Alexandre Oliva » in reply to there are no actual complaints, they're all fabrications repeated a thousand times over decades. that you believe and repeat the lies doesn't make them true, or him an asshole, pest, harasser or worse. but what does it make you, as you aggravate injustice while thinking you're doing justice? In conversation 19 minutes ago [permalink] ¥ Yuchen Pei likes this. B Alexandre Oliva > in reply to FTR, that's very discriminatory to neurodivergents like me | can't graps certain unstated cues, that's beyond my superpowers that you misread my intent, as you misread his, assigning ill intent to us, while complaining that | (and he) fail to read "the room", shows who's intolerant and who's fighting for inclusion and justice In conversation 13 minutes ago [permalink]
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/12/2024
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for...
Doh, alt text ruins these things doesn't it? Ok, this is an edited screenshot of phantom train scene from ff6 with a purple robed character sprite from a different ff on the roof of the rear car...
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/12/2024
Fuck you Google
Screenshot of Google replacing a search for glibc git with glibc github.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/12/2024
Slightly late #caturday
A majestic golden chonker lying in the sun on a ledge by a roof.
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Cassandrich @dalias.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2024
@brecht I'm not sure. Here's what it says (asking me to enter number to friend):
Screenshot:

Ask Friend to Verify

Invite a friend who meet the following requirements:

+ Active friends with you

+ Registered for WeChat over 6 months ago and the account can be used normally

+ Account has linked to a bank card

+ Hasn't exceeded the "Help Friend Unblock" 14O

+ Qualified to help with verification (no violation history, no security risks, logs in from a secure environment, etc.)
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