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Dale Greenwell

@dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social
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Virtual Bartender on twitch, don't expect much yet. PFP by DarlingAutumn

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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well I've somehow reached 500 followers. I'll be honest, I never thought I would make 20, so to see this, even as long as I've been going, makes me happy. Thanks to anyone who sees this.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First day of the October Donathon was full of blood and trash (?), but I wanted to put some reminders here: 1) I'm taking it a bit slower because I actively have Covid 2) There's no particular Dono Goals 3) Any kind of giving me or ALS West money equal to $5 gets you a sketch of what you tell me.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm at work right now, so naturally I see all kinds of fun things. Like a guy who's wifi name is "🖕"
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So it's almost October. As usual I'll be doing my Donathon for the month. Expect things to get goofy for a bit, but as usual I'll be collecting for ALS west. I'll only start on October 1st, but wanted to say it's starting soon in case people wanted to reach out with ideas on what to do for it.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only time I'll say this publicly, but yes, this is the NSFW account. It's where I'll post any lewd art, announce any lewd streams, and repost so many terrible things.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ladies, Gentlemen, and the unaffiliated, I give you Eliza Webber! Co-owner of The Bar Betwixt and runner of the less clothed section of the bar.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have a folding phone now. Really need to get better about removing porn from this account's feed because I just got a full unfolded square of Kit Gameoverse's fat fucking tits right on my feed as I unfolded to show a coworker I could. I am thankful he was viewing it from the other side.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm not normal about this.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My grandpa found a bottle of vanilla liquor that was older than me and immediately dumped it. But like, I have to wonder what the hell did it smell like?
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ok I know the answer is probably "none of them lol" but can anyone think of a portable PC that can run Star Citizen?
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Am I watching Minecraft ARGs for the mystery? No! Doomed Yaoi!
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What fresh hell has entered my possession
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It sucks working at this job, all my coworkers are rightwing chuds that think COVID wasn't real and every time my boss sends some kind of words of encouragement it is so very clearly AI generated.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My dumbass needs to switch to bar soap or something, I keep using shampoo on not hair accidentally
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm gonna have to start clipping my own stuff, I need to make more short videos of some kind
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Lately I find myself missing people I know I can't forgive. Sure, I had some great memories with them. But they hurt me, and they hurt others.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Y'all ain't ready for what's coming
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Cosmafrog🐸 @cosmaved.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Thighs could cure me
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Sometimes I get the feeling I'm too small to comment on certain big things and have it mean something. Could just be me being a goober again, but hey, I'll always be honest about the big things when I'm asked.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I need some type of story about lesbian space truckers. Something like Firefly or Cowboy Bebop.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
every now and then i get one small treat and today that is five 2 liter bottles of root beer because it was somehow cheaper than one
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Man, I really need to get a separate lewd account, my feed was just three posts of Teto's dick and balls in a row while a coworker was walking by.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I need to dress like a slut more, my clothes in work and out of work are too similar.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
some day i will get a nice pair of stockings.
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SaltLordSteev @saltlordsteev.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It is (almost) time! At about 3:30 est TODAY I will be going live with the 3rd Soul Calibur 6 Vtuber CPU Tournament featuring some new combat mechanics from VodkaCalibur's mod including new character styles replacing some old ones. Friends that I have selected will be in the @ below.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I love setting up modded Minecraft servers
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
ah yes, the stabbing pain in my gut that hasn't gone away since mid day. my favorite blanket.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What if I commissioned a fursuit maker to make a TV head for me without using an actual CRT? Gimme something made out of EVA foam and the magic protogens have for their faces
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"Hey you know this new tool we yes at work? It's actually AI generated!" Yeah buddy I could tell, this is like the fifth time it's crashed randomly.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Schedule for this time, Localized time is in the discord as usual, but currently times are in PST
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Ladies, gentlemen, and the unaffiliated few I give you my mom's summer salad. It somehow contains a whole bottle of ranch, most a head of broccoli, and three different meats.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Sometimes you just gotta nuke someone from your server off vibes alone
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Man, why did Lovense have to go pro ai? That's like the one guy doing that with their toys
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
why is there an old guy mad at me about not being able to play genshin impact on his ps4, i work with Internet not live service games
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Love that right as I'm starting to try and eat healthier the US decides to have super mega death shits attached to its produce. Real fun.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Schedule for this week, it's a day late because I was too busy kissing a cow. Times are in PST as usual, localization is for the discord
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I built Lily's PC, now all you have to make her stream with it.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
love nightmares bad enough i wake up screaming, that's so fun body, thank you
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Starting to think that any amount of face hair is what makes me dysphoric
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Ok I should actually put together a lewd account, not so I can post things there, but so I can possibly avoid flashing my boss with lewd fan art of visual novels at work.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Here's the schedule for this week, times are in PST as usual, and so sorry for the delay
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
May just be me, but God, Bluesky keeps on twitching up and down on my phone any time there's pictures, someone get me out of this hole
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My ass keeps hearing ringing in my ears just from how stressed I get talking to people after a holiday. Yes, we had people, no, we didn't dispatch them. Why? Because the person who talks to the people you talk to and the people we dispatch was out sick. Not my fault we can only see you Tomorrow.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Man, my ad algorithm seems to think I'm much better off than I am. For instance, it seems to think I want to put a tent on top of or behind this whacky technology called a "car."
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If y'all don't know, Lilin is a great person I agree with on a lot of things. Especially everything here.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
please let it happen during the speech, it would be so funny
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
somedays i wanna get forcefem art. for fun and because it's hot.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bite your friends, it's fun
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
God, I love doing my cooking streams.
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Dale Greenwell @dalegreenwellvt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Made Tangerine Pork Stirfry:3
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