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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
"Oh those wacky face-eating leopards they never actually eat faces!"
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
This was always to me one of the points of no return. Once you’re outwardly politicizing the entities that provide data that lets people know how the government is doing, you’re now every other authoritarian regime that potentially cooks the books. Actually shocked this didn’t happen sooner.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
The weariness and latent nihilism is the point
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
When @jvl.bsky.social suggested Donald Trump was going to say something insane to change the conversation from the Epstein files, I wondered what he might come up with.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
The Bureau of Labor Statistics is run by a Biden appointee. I appreciate the concern about information coming from the government but there’s no clear evidence that the labor numbers are being fudged at this point.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
TLDR: Trump being a bullshitter is baked in to any media analysis of Trump.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
This is the media asymmetry: the baseline assumption is always that Trump and his acolytes are full of crap and can’t be taken seriously, while everyone else is held to the standard of being at least marginally truthful.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
The replies on this thread are disheartening, and illustrates the point that everyone’s now in a highly polarized echo chamber where any dissent or self-reflection is not tolerated.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I thought the inflation was bad and everything was too expensive which is why we had to vote for Trump also it’s ok if inflation is worse and everything is even more expensive as long as it’s made in America.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
That is commitment to the bit if nothing else
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This Kevin Williamson article literally sounds like it could’ve been written by @jvl.bsky.social thedispatch.com/article/trum...
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It’s pretty much what you’d expect.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’m too stupid to see the 12-dimensional chess that’s being played so I assume this is bad right?
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I am convinced we’re living in the dumbest timeline
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
lol let’s come up with a plan where only the top 1% can get credit and banks lay off thousands of people who help service credit cards
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
pwned
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
None of them i just want normal people doing government jobs. I know, no fun.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
There's only one correct answer and it's Culver's. If you're not in the Midwest, you just don't know.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
You get a bracelet You get a bracelet Everyone gets a bracelet
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a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Is it parody or nah?
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
MJF really needs a meaningful feud because right now he doesn’t feel like anywhere near the star he was before he left
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Starks is a better worker than somewhat more naturally charismatic than LA Knight, and Knight got a secondary title run and a couple of PPV mains.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Basically. You might want to min raise a small percentage of your range (very top and very bottom, with the idea you call off bb jam with very top) but pretty much any two jam profitably.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Idk, the idea that these monstrous office buildings that mostly sit empty could be converted into apartments (especially apartments that might actually be affordable) is a better idea than most dystopian ideas these days.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
#relatable
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Your kid will be fine, it's Sarah I'm worried about corrupting.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
But did @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social end up googling the word of the day?
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The Death Riders stuff feels like it’s trying way too hard to be edgy and shocking. Mox is a really good promo and Claudio and PAC are fantastic workers, but the whole angle feels very much like the worst excesses of Impact or end-stage WCW.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
45.44 on the stopwatch
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Clerks was the soundtrack of my young adulthood
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
There’s a lot of banana republic shit going on right now and it’s not limited to one side of the aisle.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Lol at people for falling for the TikTok ban publicity stunt.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Everyone wants an authoritarian oligarch, it’s just about finding the flavor you like.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Vivek literally ran for president to become part of Trump’s inner circle.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I just hate to have to get up and climb over people to the use the restroom or get a snack, but I’m ok with getting climbed over if that makes sense.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Aisle seats are non-negotiable
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Progressives: look at how super cool China is. MAGA: look at how awesome Russia is. It’s literally two sides of the same coin and nobody realizes it, almost Orwellian in some ways.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
People are so red-pulled into believing that their standard of living in the US is terrible that they start to yearn for *checks notes* repressive regimes like Russia or China. (where the standard of living ain’t all that great)
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
The ultimate “fuck that guy” move.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Elon’s gonna be too busy to sit with Zuck and Jeff, taking the shadow oath of office is going to take up much of his time.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I totally forgot about him until his song Candy showed up on my daughter’s TikTok a few years ago. And I was like “oh yeah, he was a big deal at one point”.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Climate in general is going to create numerous insurance apocalypses. (look at Florida, for example) At some point the private sector is going throw up their hands and then what?
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Fetterman gonna be in Trump’s cabinet by 2026 guaranteed.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Harley is an absolutely amazing performer.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Biden could just hand over the keys to Kamala on the 19th and she could do all sorts of extra legal stuff (like not leave the White House) under the guise of official acts. If the SC blesses that, releasing a few reports is like whatevs.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Politicians want to be close to centers of power who’d have thunk it?
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Would it be better if everyone could lose weight simply by lifestyle changes? Sure. But it’s not realistic for a lot of people, and if obesity meds can improve people’s health and quality of life, that’s much better than forcing them to be obese or undergo more extreme measures like surgery.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
It isn’t working for me. Mox is trying so hard to be a despicable heel that it comes off cartoonish and over the top. It doesn’t feel organic like, for example, the Kevin Owens heel turn.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Gut feeling: the result would’ve likely been about the same, maybe slightly better for Harris. Most of the infrequent low-info voters were going to vote for Trump regardless. Trump was meeting them were they were. The Dem strategy was to run a traditional circa-2012 campaign and it failed.
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dajerseyboy @dajerseyboy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Funny how the people who believe in that “GTO shit” seem to do pretty well these days. Almost like it works or something.
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