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Grave Reed

@daivereed.bsky.social
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Just a guy. Usually tired, occasionally smart, always covered in tiny kitty scratches He/Him, Cishet

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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The picture doesn't really do justice to how beautiful the set up is with the rocks behind the stage. The whole place is amazing. I only cried once though.
The stage for Coheed and Cambria at Red Rocks
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My two brains
Troy and Abed in the Mooooorning
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Because they're afraid he'll eat them?
A headline that says "Why Democrats are mostly leaving Fetterman alone"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They got the city wrong but I am originally from Indiana. Pretty devastating way to find out that I do have an accent though.
My dialect map showing a bright red swath cutting right through the Midwest destroying any delusion that I don't have an accent. Truly a dark day for me. My dialect map showing my accent is least like the Boston area, somewhat making up for me finding out that I do have a Midwest accent.
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Lisa Simpson looking at Marge sickened because what she just saw on the internet, that was probably written by Cullen, is deeply upsetting.
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pictures are working again! Post something stupid from your phone.
An anti-sex education poster in which a rad as hell children is being pushed off a cliff into phrases such as "gender identities" and "oral sex." He is saying "FUCK YEAH!" and wearing a t-shirt that says "FUCK YEAH!"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah I saw that block coming
I shouldn't even bother replying in good faith because you've already called me & the other commenter basically liars who "like being weak", and you can fuck off with that, but these are the facts. Yelling that someone ought to DO SOMETHING, for the sake of impressing you, is weak.
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'd throw Anthrax - Sound if White Noise in there but I don't have it on vinyl yet.
Beastie Boys - Paul's Boutique David Bowie - HoursWarren Zevon - Learning to Flinch
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Can't believe I'm the first to say this
Waylon Jennings 
As The Balladeer
credits from The Dukes of Hazard opening theme
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If we're posting hockey memes
Columbus Blue Jackets goalie Sergei Boobtitsky
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I looked up the rules for impeachment in Kentucky. You could have done that instead of digging in your heels and having an emotional meltdown.
Rules for impeachment in Kentucky
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
And then he said my format jokes were low effort
A stick figure therapy session
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I can't reply but I also have a Clementine. She will turn 3 in July.
Clementine the best cat ever
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
You think this punk can take Superior? It can't even keep itself from freezing in March.
A frozen over little bitch of a "great" lake called Michigan. Near Escanaba, MI
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Love simultaneously freezing off my ass and sweating off my balls #WinterStormElsa #Yooper #UpperPeninsula
A trench dug through the snow in a yard leading to a car
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
This is probably fine, right guys? #WinterStormElsa #Yooper
Icicles hanging off of a power transformer
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Good to know because I live in the middle of nowhere and have little impulse control when I'm near a record store
A gaggle of vinyl that I literally just purchased
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
A still from I Think You Should Leave in which a guy in a hot dog costume is in a store that a hit dog car has driven into. He is saying "We're all trying to find the guy who did this"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
We hates babies's
Gollum from Lord of the Rings
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Everywhere I look something reminds me of her.
A still from the New Mexico Bowl. Two players are standing next to each other and the names read Golden and Showers
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I feel like nobody who's seen this picture would ask that question.
A young Steve Martin
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Every meeting today. I gave myself bangs. No regrets
My Halloween costume, Chit
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I'm not supposed to be Captain Kangaroo but it would be hard to be offended at the suggestion
Me in my Halloween costume which is supposed to be Chit but could kind of be any generic math teacher
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This one I just took isn't bad
My cat, Clementine, napping on my chest
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
The feds really don't think much of us do they? Please don't fall for this shit.
A screenshot of an email wanting you to add your name to a list if you're attending a protest this weekend
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Winnie the Pooh saying "Well there it is. The dumbest fucking thing I have read all day"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Withers from Baldur's Gate 3 with the "big naturals" mod. Dear God I'm so sorry
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Norm McDonald saying "Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die." On Weekend Update
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
My favorite email because apparently Biden knows what I say about him but still wants my money
An email from JoeBiden.com with the title "Rot in Hell"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
You know what? I don't even care. It doesn't bother me at all. I might even write a song about how much I don't care
A hand painted sign that says CRACKED CORN
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Bisexuals: 1995-2025 Sorry guys, you had a good run
The cover of Newsweek July 17 1995 with the cover story "Bisexuality Not gay.Not straight. A new sexual identity emerges."
I always joke that this is when bisexuals were invented The Advocate headline "After trans people, Trump now erases bisexual people from Stonewall National Monument"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Almost stepped on a deer this morning #UpperPeninsula #Yooper #IronMountain
A baby deer laying on the mat in front of my back door
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I think I'm going to die up here but at least it's pretty. Hiking in Michigan is NOT like hiking in Florida. #UpperPeninsula #UP #Yooper #Sugarloaf
The view from the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Marquette, MI The view from the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Marquette, MI The view from the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Marquette, MI The view from the top of Sugarloaf Mountain in Marquette, MI
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I'm sorry, but if you think this isn't the face of a man who has your best interests in his heart, then I just don't know what to say
Senator Rick Scott looking like The Gentlemen from Buffy
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Everything is Fortnite
Trump and Musk sitting in a Tesla from when Trump did a Tesla commercial at the White House, which is illegal btw
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Finally did a little hiking here in the UP. Even had a hiking buddy for a minute.
Bond Falls in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan Just down stream of Bond FallsThe top of Bond FallsA frog hopping along next to me as I walked
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
They argued in court that they don't owe anyone a fair primary. Was that because of how incredibly fair their primaries already were?
A screenshot showing the search results for the DNC arguing in court that they don't owe voters a fair election
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The cover art for Coheed and Cambria Vaxis – Act I: The Unheavenly CreaturesThe cover art for David Bowie HoursThe cover art for Warren Zevon Sentimental Hygiene The cover art for Beastie Boys album Hot Sauce Committee Part Two
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
A penguin 911 operator
"911 what is your emergency
What do you mean you're being murdered 
That's illegal people can't do that"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Thank you, bed sheet, I really appreciate the recognition.
A tag on a bed sheet that says "TOP BOTTOM"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
A woman at the DNC walking past protesters with her fingers in her ears
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Worst euphemism ever
A newspaper ad for KOOCH'S Tender Steaks
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A still from the movie Gremlins of Rand Peltzer(played by country music star Hoyt Axton) giving a gift to his son Billy
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I just past 4 years and tonight is the closest I've come to breaking. This is helping me get through
The album cover for the Rhinestone soundtrack
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
A health insurance company doing a Spotify Wrapped might be the most dystopian thing that's ever happened to me.
A Surest mailer that says
The results are in.
Your year, unfolded
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
A cartoon guy condescendingly saying "yea"
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Side one of Honky Château has to be in the top ten side album sides of all time if you're one of those High Fidelity dickhead types. Which I am at times. Also great cover
The cover of the Elton John album Honky Château
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
How many of us have this cat?
Clementine sitting on top of me. Possibly attempting suffocation
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Grave Reed @daivereed.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Goalie for The Columbus Blue Jackets Sergei Boobtitsky
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