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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

dolly parton and tim curry in the space of two days, both at 80 years old?? this is messed up. if you know an ageing queer icon, protect them at all costs

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

hudson williams looks like yassified zach braff

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

every single straight woman over 30

Mary Bennet saying “No! Oh, no. No. London -“

“it's actually entirely without any eligible men.”

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

daniel radcliffe is nailing a post-child-star career. unhinged comedies, weird original screenplays, actually understanding what he’s great at…you love to see it

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

everyone in euphoria is way too famous to be doing a new season of euphoria

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

i love salman rushdie. huge fan. i mainly know him for his film work (cameo in bridget jones’ diary 2001)

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

this song, but about margarita pizza

Lyrics

... Give me one margarita, l'ma open my legs
Give me two margaritas, l'ma give you some head
Give me three margaritas, l'ma put it in my puss
Give me four margaritas, l'ma put it in my tush

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

pitch: year round advent calendar. i don’t think opening a chocolate every day should be reserved for december. would put a pep in my step in eg march

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

fontanelle is a beautiful name for a girl

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

going on mat leave, just deleted work email and teams from my phone

nicole kidman post divorce from tom cruise, dressed

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 19/09/2025

reached the stage of pregnancy where i can balance stuff on the bump. have essentially metamorphosed into a table

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

instead of “this way to the dark side” this should so obviously be “luke…i am your daddy”

a poster for The Empire Strips Back that says “THIS WAY TO THE DARK SIDE”

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

is it “giant couscous”…or is it tiny pasta. open your minds sheeple

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

the ending to mad men we should have had

graffiti on a wall that says: “SAL IS GAY:
AND WE ARE All VERY Sopportive of it”

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

gonna start saying “i’m glad i made you laugh” whenever anyone famous dies

post from Jimmy Fallon:
“It was an honor meeting Pope Francis last summer. I'm glad I made you laugh. Thank you for your encouraging words. Rest in peace.”

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

i won’t be watching the new harry potter series because i like trans people 🤷🏻‍♀️ and she is an exec producer and she will be getting money from it so pretty simple one that

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

RE-RELEASE CONCLAVE IN CINEMAS NOW

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

saw a swan in a nest today surrounded by bread and my first and only thought was this queen knows how to live

massive swan in a nest surrounded by bread absolutely thriving

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

anyone else feeling like the dire wolf has some inscrutable part to play in this whole stock market nightmare? dire wolf of wall street is that anything

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

there is actually nothing more humiliating than the list of hashtags under comedians’ online videos #relatable #comedy #viral

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

next season of white lotus there should be no murder. just people enjoying the breakfast buffet

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

dababy this, dababy that, when are we gonna listen to da adult

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

my dog is in the cutest mood rn

my dog (a scruffy terrier mix) reclining on a furry blanket and looking up at me adoringly

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

were there any good april fools today?? feel like it was radio silence

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

just discovered that american dennis the menace looks like this (left) and feel compelled to inform you all that english dennis the menace looks like this (right) and they were published completely independently by two different people on the EXACT SAME DATE in 1951

Dennis the Menace US - a smiling blond boy with freckles and dungarees
Dennis the Menace UK - a grinning maniac with black fuzzy hair and a pet called Gnasher who would eat that blond baby alive

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

when someone follows like 60k people on here…what an impressively quick way to reveal your mental illness

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The Studio is SO GOOD. the koolaid/jonestown thing is so well conceived if i had written that i’d be the smuggest bitch on this planet

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

on holiday and falling in love with approx 1 million stray cats a day

stray cat asleep on a pillow (at a shop selling pillowcases)

black stray cat asleep and super long on a tree planter

tabby kittens asleep on their mother on a moroccan rug

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

the economist, paper of the people

a post from the economist entitled:
How to get people to resign
Without torching the organisation or losing your best employees
..

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

YOUR body is a temple. My body is a haunted house

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 18/02/2025

found this on twitter, funniest thing i’ve ever seen, sharing here

a poster on a tree that says:

HOW TO "PUNISH" MY DAUGHTER?
My daughter is biting hair!
I'm a single father so l don't have the "maternal instinct"
CALLING ALL MOMS...
Best way to tell her this is not ok with out being too harsh?
Please write the answer:
Feed her a stew that makes her blind
Feed her a stew that makes her go Blind for 1 day
Stew that blinds her For ADAY
- Feed Her A TYPe of stew that Makes her
Blind For 1 Day
I Day Blinding Stew

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

happy about the baftas, hoping oscars will do the right thing

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

did the far superior Barberheimer this weekend: Bridget Jones: Mad about the Brutalist

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

obsessed with the republicans who thought kendrick’s performance was patriotic. they just saw red, white and blue and started humming the national anthem. no critical thoughts no brain cells just vibes

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

buffy made me, a jewish teenager, want to buy a cross necklace. my mum was furious but could you blame me

16 photos of buffy slaying (pun intended) in various cross necklaces

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

every time i see a kanye rant nowadays this is all i can think of

30 Rock bit where Tracey Jordan is doing a skit and saying ‘Yes, I have a reservation under "black Hitler."’

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

that’s MOTHER….thank you mastercard

instagram post from @evanrosskatz that says:

Newly minted 14-time Grammy Award-winner Lady Gaga shouting out the trans and queer community during her speech. That's MOTHER. Thank you, Gaga. Thank you, Mastercard. Thank you, Nurtec.

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

if you're booking a holiday just an fyi: i'm seeing stuff online, DO NOT stay at the White Lotus. there has been a murder for the last 3 years in 3 of their different locations. there are other hotels. tripadvisor is your friend. you're welcome.

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

anyone got tips for punching up your own work? editing other people’s stuff is fun but i find self-editing really hard!

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

ironically these backwards nursery rhymes have a real lynchian vibe. his influence is everywhere #TheTraitors

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

behold the lush head of hair of an unproblematic legend. rest peacefully david lynch

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

RIP David Lynch. a visionary, a genuine creative weirdo and someone who according to those who worked with him was a lovely human. i bought this amazing Twin Peaks illustration by Hannah Gillingham for xmas which i am sharing in tribute

amazing red illustration of agent dale cooper from twin peaks in the red room, dropping his coffee

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daisy bard @daisybard.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

awww hope he helps her out a bit

poster for a music festival reading “confidence man” and “shygirl”

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