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Esquandotokounmpo

@dainesisawesome.bsky.social
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⚡️⭕️🍑🪿 & 🦌🦡🍺📦 Drink Wisconsinbly! Driftless expat Ess-QUAN-doh-toe-KOUNm-po Louavuhl, KY

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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12h
That's the good shit, Brewers!
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12h
Jortz!
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Boomhauer Car
ALT: Boomhauer Car
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12h
No time limit on these types of challenges?
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12h
Ortiz is a vacuum cleaner at third base - like he has his own gravitational field
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13h
Brewers slugging their way into the lead as predicted!
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Turang is for the children
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Fuck yeah Brewers
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ashby is a rubber-armed monster, dude
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brice Cold!
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I've got the Brewers radio broadcast synched up exactly with the sling broadcast and I think this qualifies me for senator
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have to admit, I do love the fact that the pitching changes are sponsored by adult diapers on the Brewers broadcast 
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wild Bill baby!!!
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gifting this Dodgers team multiple free runs is less than ideal
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turang getting back on track would be huge
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yeah, buddy! Whew, Trev - less drama next time
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Turang getting back on track would be huge
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
One of my favorite spots in Louisville Germantown reminds me of Milwaukee, (Bay View, technically) - probably unsprisingly
Hauck's Corner bar in Louisville
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Bucks are owned by Jim Haslam and have a Uline patch in their uniform, and I'm supposed to cheer for those assholes to make money? I hate pro sports sometimes 
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good example of what the real advantage is for the Dodgers - their mistakes don’t matter. Brewers doing it on the tightrope by themselves
Screen grab of a post by Andrew Mertig highlighting the Sea of Tranquility-sized gulf in payroll between the Brewers and Dodgers
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THIS IS A MASTERPIECE
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hooooboy, work today is going to be ROUGH Like I tell my daughter, though - lack of sleep is sometimes the Cool Tax you pay to see awesome shit on a school night. Wouldn’t argue with sweeping the Dodgers to limit them going forward! 
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brewers keep crushing the ball right at dudes
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
SlingTV is buns right now, buffers every 30 sec - very convenient for a live sporting event you’re heavily invested in.
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nothing but Phish and Brewers on the ol’ timeline - pretty nice for a Tuesday in October
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Christ. You just know that this is downstream of the Bucks getting Kyle Kuzma - I bet they were talking crypto, too.
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If we’ve sacrificed this Packers season to the Baseball Gods for a Brewers championship, that’s cool with me
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Come for @JLevering4's call, stay for @lanegrindle's reaction 🥳
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s one hell of a way to cap off a 4-0 Wisconsin Sports Weekend! Jackson Chourio for governor
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the roof…the roof…the roof was up higher - it don’t really matter, motherfucker’s still an out
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now THAT was some Brewers bullshit
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some shots from the first couple of days at Bourbon & Beyond
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thank God for the Brewers, jfc
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One week - festivals where you can sleep in your own bed are always the best. (Plus, the camping at this one is…yeesh)
Lineups each day at Bourbon And Beyond festival in Louisville, Kentucky 
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Voice to text seems to get worse by the day, ugh (along with everything else in this godforsaken country, I guess)
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers are going nowhere if this is the way the o line is going to play
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That whole drive was bullshit - vikings are fucking frauds
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
These refs stink out loud
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This Packers offensive line is living up to their title
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s very easy to come up with a premise for the Muppet Show - it’s a variety show starring Muppets Disney, please pay me $350,000 annually for more killer ideas. Hell, I’ll take $100,000
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jacobs should be unemployed by dinner time today, but I don’t think that’s going to happen. This sucks
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kickapoo or Baraboo (West Fork)
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Damn, Chourio is on a HEATER
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brewers are fun
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We can just not ask professional athletes their thoughts on politics, science, or continents. It’ll be fine not to know
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nobody better at making sure they Lose By A Little Bit Less than Fickell
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Welp, dagnabbit
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
God, Fickell’s a meathead sometimes
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Leonard Moore is really good at grabbing jerseys and getting praised for it from the Notre Dame Football Network
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Badgers starting QB can throw a spiral!!
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Esquandotokounmpo @dainesisawesome.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A forward pass?!?! For a touchdown?!?!? The Wisconsin Badgers?!?
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