daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Keep an eye on the previews next time you see a movie 😉 040
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Undeground stock marrk crash of 20xx KAK value at 76.53 and dorrping 030
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kankakoko Stock. (KAK). Valuevat 328.62 G per Share. Hig value, growing daily, Stock. Stanle. Guarantee Grotth. Good Chiice for retiremet funding. 040
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kanako subway. Subway 12 inch footlong,. WITH INTEGITTY SAUCE. METAL ELETTUCE. FUCKING HAM from a PIG!!! And its all. Servered on a bread. Will you vuy it and eat! Its 12G its 13 G . A steal price 030
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Guys! If every simgle one of you comes together and collectively smash in my head ill be STUPID again and make yoy LAUGH 030
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026DAily Kanakos fell off when she became literate. 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'll never be able to top "I hope it hurts when you die". Wiull i. 190
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026All of my posts are shit necause people repost if theyre acrualy good and only like if they feel pity for me 151
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Would you rtaher have 1 shot of integirty or have a Chujin Gaming Console 170
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Undertale yellow was shit which is why none of my followers playd it 090
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I havent showered in FIVE DAYS. Because 1 2 3 4 5 5 named clive. 161
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Day 38 of injexcting strangers on the street with serum 130
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026if i got in a foght at achool, Id win. Because i am HOME SCHOOLED. And my parents are pussies 040
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026DRINKING WATER, is good. Quote that. Put it on a plack somewhere with my name. “Kanako” itl say 090
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Popping that integrity edible. Going to The sun. The big glowing sun in the sky that gives us life. I love light. 2500 mg of Integrious 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope i get a 40 hour work week for christmas 020
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026When i chop downa. Tree: “TIIIMMBEEEEERRRR!!!” 030
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Top 10 WOKEST kanako quotes: “Lgbt rights!” “Black lives matter!” “I belivee in people havkng equal rights no mTater what” “I just woke up” 0120
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I post in the shower and the shampoo bottles jump off of the shelves to try and kill themselves 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If I was a human i would be the Stupidest, Fattest. Fucking Dork. In the world. Its good that im NOT human. 020
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Im going to move to snowdin and biold snow men and Sniw Non binaries. And snow babes. 073
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Guys i thibk there might be an overlap between people that are fasits and people that want to atart an interdimensional army. 130
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Dude everyone in my army are fasicts. Why is the muktiverse so shit? I have to kill ny whole army and start over. 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So it turns oit ceroba is secretly a fashist in this universe so i had to leave. Multiverse kanako army plan is back on 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I traveled the multiverse to craft the ultimate kanako Army. But then I found a universe wherr we were free snd my dad was alive. So I killed their akansko and replaved her. Sorry. My army plan is postponed. 180
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026quadratic firmula: x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac)) / (2a) 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im always pondering abstract concepts luke circles and other gemotries. 080
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fall has begun. Too bad there aren't seasons underground and it's still a thousand degrees and bright. 050
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 23/09/2026If I was a star i woulf want to be a Blue Dwarf. The joke is integrity 050
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My drram has finally come true. I am now only physically capable of makjng the iconic kanako expression in my profile picture. 130
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Has a really good dream and then wakes up and realizes that i have to keep living in the real world where the sun is fake 1101
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I looks up at the sky and count the stars but ive already finished a long time ago because the sky never changes down here. 170
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Lets bring back integrity. Integrity jokes serum humor. Claps and laughs like a seal at the thought 060
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I want to be a boulder atop a vast range of mountains 010
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I want to be a little stone on the shores of Norway 040
daily kanakos @dailykanakos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I want to be a little stone on the shores of France 140
