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Occasional John Egbert

@dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social
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bert every once in a while (inconsistent uploads due to personal matters)

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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
as some of you have noticed, the bert has not posted in 2 days, this does break the "daily" adjective on the bert's name, and to adress it: the people helping the bert send drawings have been busy or wont help, so the bert will change. from now on, the bert will only be "occasional"
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Day 56 oh but the bert is simply so joyous, so excited and pumped!! yes yes!! #homestuck #johnegbert #happey
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Day 55 curse the bert's distasteful rotund being #homestuck #johnegbert #chunguslifefunnymoments
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
Day 54 the bert would like to apologize for the lack of spooks for today, even if today is a special date, the bert was busy trick or treating around the town!! here is a picture of the bert in his wonderful adventures #homestuck #johnegbert #holyshititshalloween
the bert has put on a costume based on his favorite spooks film, with the busting ghosts.
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Day 53 bert. #johnegbert #homestuck #doy
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
Day 52 auoauouauouoauouoauouaouoao the bert auouououauouoauouoao #homestuck #johnegbert #littlealiensmustdieallofthem
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Day 51 the bert finds these mammals so incredibly hilarious that they affect the bert in ways that drive him to merge without awareness of the space around the bert. #homestuck #johnegbert #thebertfunnymomentspart257
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 09/09/2024
Day 3 this is the bert as brazilian, yes yes!! very good, the bert loves this stunning location!!! #homestuck #johnegbert #brazil #fuckyeshellfuckingyes
the bert as a cheerful and excited fellow wearing traditional brazilian attire, excited for the adventures coming the berts way
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Day 50 have any of you fellows seen the bert's spectacles? #johnegbert #homestuck #hashtag
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Day 49 the bert and the stride enjoy a nice day outside!! #homestuck #johnegbert #davestrider
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Day 48 the bert appears to have entered the dimension of a certain video game called "rayman". how colorful and how splendid is this place!! #homestuck #johnegbert #rayman
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 14/09/2024
the bert would like to announce that his direct messages are entirely open for anyone to drop a humorous or nice sounding request! the bert sends thanks those who would wish to do so.
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Day 47 the bert.. sniff.. sniff.. appears to have fallen.. #homestuck #johnegbert #sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiff
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Day 46 what if John Egbert was green and he was called grebert #homestuck #johnegbert #fuckyougrebert
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Day 45 to celebrate the release of a certain quirky animal game, the bert has decided to pose with the bert's good friend for an awesome adventure, too. #homestuck #johnegbert #bertxkarkatgenerations
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Day 44 #johnegbert #homestuck #bertimwatchinyostreamwhyyoutryinnottolaughbruh
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Day 43 the bert has finally caught up to his quota of bert supply. he shall rest well at last. enjoy the double dosage, bertlings!! the bert will see you all come the next day. #johnegbert #homestuck #relief
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
Day 42 the bert does not understand the bert's location, but it is most certainly painful #homestuck #johnegbert #owmanthatkindahurtscanyoustop
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
the utmost holy of the smokes!! the bert has already ascended past his previous following twofold!!!!! the bert is quite giddy at the moment, yes indeed.
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
Day 41 ... #johnegbert #homestuck #thelategiftartisalsolate
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Day 40 the bert has just received news that on this day, he shall be officially unemployed from his place of work. #homestuck #johnegbert #itsgenuinlyover #sorryformissingyesterdaybro #anothercomingouttoday
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
daily john egbert has reached the ranks of the triple digits! the bert could give every single one of his wonderful bertlings a warm bertly hug out of the joy this brings him... the bert hopes to continue to bring you more joyful bertilicious content, and wishes you all a happy halloween!!!
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a cartoon drawing of a man holding a baby and two stuffed animals
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
the bert would adore to announce that suggestions are still on the table for the giving!! simply reply below this post, or send a mail on the bert's direct messages to get your idea drawn!! (disclaimer: the bert may not comply to every proposal!!)
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Day 39 yield the bert.. to claim their grist.. #homestuck #johnegbert #straightlineage
based on Kim from Limbus Company/Library of Ruina
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Day 38 #johnegbert #homestuck #darkandtwisted
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Day 37 the bert almost forgot to post today i will not spread lies.. i apologize for my misbehaviour #homestuck #johnegbert #mybadgang
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
Day 36 the bert wants to apologize for the late posting lately, the bert has not received drawings to post until very late at night!! either way, please have this #homestuck #johnegbert #johnegbertrespectbutton====>
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Day 35 fuck!!!! #homestuck #johnegbert #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
Day 34 oh!! goodness!! gracious!! me!! i!! need!! to!! go!! and!! post!! to!! my!! fellow!! bertlings!! aaah!! #homestuck #johnegbert #sorryforthewait
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Day 33 the bert has gone swimming with some friends... its not going well..he..hel..helpme #homestuck #johnegbert #helpmeiamunderthewatehr
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
Day 32 the bert is recovering swimmingly!! #homestuck #johnegbert #ilivedbitch
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 09/10/2024
Day 31 ... #homestuck #johnegbert #egg
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
Day 30 it seems as if the bert has fallen. #homestuck #johnegbert #neverforget
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Day 29 the bert has found himself in a sparring match against the antas, oh how nice it is to have fun with your super supportive buddies, or something like that!! #homestuck #johnegbert #karkatvantas #superepicfightholyshit
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
Day 28 the bert is enjoying his time at the beautiful pool on a rather hot day, this is so radical, yes yes!! #homestuck #johnegbert #waterloverclub
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 04/10/2024
Day 27 uh.. uhm.. ah.. #homestuck #johnegbert #thirsty
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
Day 26 the bert has commited quite the humerous action against the londe, who has fallen for his predictable trap, the pranksters gambit will shoot up quite nicely from this one!! #homestuck #johnegbert #gottemlmao
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
Day 25 the bert is quite excited for the upcoming days of scares and treats, and so he has decided to prematurely dress up for the ocasion!! expect more fearful presentations in the future!! #homestuck #johnegbert #boo
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
Day 24 the bert has found himself somewhere a bit uhm.. uhm im not sure where this is, theres lines everywhere and the bert feels a bit, strange.. oh well!! #homestuck #johnegbert #clickthelikebuttonifyourespectpaper
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
Day 23 the bert's slang term, "whole deal", at this moment is as they say nowadays, "lowkey chill". the bert would like to add an important note, that note being that he also quote on quote, "doesn't really give a fuck", during this hour. #homestuck #johnegbert #chillasf
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Day 22 the bert has finally found an oasis but... the bert would rather apologize for the lack of quality of this piece, the bert did not have much time and is quite tired, hopefully tommorrow will be nicer!! #homestuck #johnegbert #ooohhhyeahhhhhhhh
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 28/09/2024
Day 21 the bert's adventures do not stop evolving!! the bert now finds himself in the scalding deserts of... nowhere? the bert does not know how close he is to safety, but he will thrive in the most desperate times!! #homestuck #johnegbert #ouuuughhhineedwaterughhhhhehh
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 27/09/2024
Day 20 the bert has made a cunning escape!! the bert has left the dangerous ice cube and now is wearing some cozy outfit given to him by the people around the area, it's so warm!! #homestuck #johnegbert #notcoldnotascoldimwarmandcozyinthisworld
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Day 19 the bert finds himself in quite a tricky, horrible, sad and pathetic situation that does not display skill or ability whatsoever, the bert is not very happy #homestuck #johnegbert #coldsocoldishakemightbreakwithoutafoldthiscoldtakemeout
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Day 18 the bert strikes an awesome pose!! its so nice to pose togheter with nannasprite and annihilate some bad guys!! #homestuck #johnegbert #letskillandmurder
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Day 17 #homestuck #johnegbert #theprettieststarsever #ihopesomethingbaddosenthappentoprospitrnthatwouldsucklmao
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
the bert would like to thank you all for soaring dailyjohnegbert above the 50 follower mark! the bert loves all of his bertlings, and will continue to try his best to never let you down!!! may we continue to expand the bertian army and reach greater heights...
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a black and white drawing of a boy with glasses
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 24/09/2024
Day 16 the bert has taken advice from a nefarious arachnid-themed woman, who has told the bert to commit some mischevious acts of, "first, second, and third degree murder". the bert is pleased from these moments of joy!! #johnegbert #homestuck #holyshittheyreallfuckingdead #ohgodohfuck
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Occasional John Egbert @dailyjohnegbert.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Day 15 the bert loves wildlife. #homestuck #johnegbert #naturerules
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terezi pyrope (REAL) @contraryanchor.bsky.social · 22/09/2024
witness: my magnum opus. a murderstuck gamzee fnf song inspired by silly billy and shuck and others like it: DARK CARNIVAL. art by the wonderful and ever generous @quixoticthief.bsky.social #homestuck #hs #fnf #fridaynightfunkin
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