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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

the mods admins ceo etc of this website all suck shit. i hate this website so much i will never post here again

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

August 01, 1991

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is happily approaching a bored looking Jon. Garfield thinks, "Want to hear about my nap?"

Panel 2: Jon watches happily as Garfield animatedly explains his nap. Garf's speech bubble is a large letter Z.

Panel 3: Garfield continues to tell his story and Jon thinks, "It may be boring but it's all the world to him"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

August 14, 1995

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is walking onto the fence to roaring applause. He's wearing a flashy blazer with pink and purple stripes and a red bow tie. He has a simple cane. He smiles extremely wide and thinks, "Thank you for that wonderful ovation!"

Panel 2: He gets confused, as the applause keep going strong without him doing anything.

Panel 3: He realizes they're cheering for something else. He looks to his side to see a spider juggling 7 little balls.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

September 07, 1990

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is laying down shivering and thinks "Boy! It's cold in here!"

Panel 2: He reaches down and thinks, "Better turn the heat on" there is a 'CLICK' sound effect.

Panel 3: The perspective zooms out and we see that Garfield is laying on the television and has clicked it on for warmth. The TV has a person reading from a cue card, possibly a newscaster or talk show host. Garfield is smiling and has his eyes closed.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

February 27, 1981

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is asleep in his little bed box with his blanket over him and his teddy bear in his arms. He is smiling. Jon watches over him, smiling and giggling.

Panel 2: Jon remarks, "I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now"

Panel 3: We see a big thought bubble over Garfield where instead of him holding his teddy bear while he sleeps, he's sleeping in its lap.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

August 26, 1988

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is gleefully watching as Jon is grumpily fiddling with a plate of noodles. Jon says, "This is ridiculous"

Panel 2: He continues, "You're so finicky"

Panel 3: He puts down the noodles and says, "There, all the ends are tied together" and Garfield joyfully regards the reader and thinks, "One-slurp spaghetti"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

June 25, 1988

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is watching in horror as Garfield slucks the cheese from his lasagna. He exclaims, "Garfield! What are you doing?!" and the sound effect says "Sluuuck!"

Panel 2: Garfield continues slucking and thinks, "I'm slucking the cheese off your lasagna" the sound effect continues "sluuuck!"

Panel 3: Jon says "You're slucking the cheese off my lasagna" and Garf thinks, "Nothing escapes this man"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

April 30, 1980

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is in a little washbasin full of suds with Jon standing outside with a scrub brush. Jon says "I'm really going to get you clean today, Garfield"

Panel 2: Jon scrubs away happily while Garf grimaces. The sound effects say "Scrub scrub scrub scrub".

Panel 3: Jon pauses and holds up a black squiggle. He asks, "What's this?" and Garfield thinks, "One of my stripes, you bimbo".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

April 18, 1996

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is sitting in the sofa chair watching television. Someone on TV says, "Today I'll be preparing my special 'soup surprise' ".

Panel 2: The TV host continues, "People ask, 'What's so surprising about soup'?"

Panel 3: The host continues, "You see, there's a little man inside the pot..." Garfield turns to the reader and thinks, "Guess who's been hitting the vanilla extract?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

September 29, 2003

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are looking out the window into the yard. It's snowing and there's a swarm of insects. Jon and Garfield look unimpressed. Jon says, "It's a cold, dark morning".

Panel 2: He continues, "It's hailing... locusts are eating the lawn..."

Panel 3: He concludes, "The fence is on fire..." and Garfield adds, "Just another average Monday".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

March 17, 1999

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is walking along the fence with a blank look. He's in the dark, and walking toward a beam of light.

Panel 2: As he walks into the beam, he does an extremely spirited shuffle dance with a huge smile facing the audience.

Panel 3: After exiting the beam, he is back to his nonchalant walk.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

this has been better than gocomics

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

July 26, 1990

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield and Jon are standing inside the house by a window with shredded curtains. Garfield looks surprised as Jon sneakily explains "What do you think of my new curtains, Garfield? They're pre-shredded so there's nothing you can do to them!"

Panel 2: Grumpy Garfield sits in front of the window with the curtains on his lap. He's working on the curtains with a needle and thread.

Panel 3: Jon looks dumbfounded to see the curtains hanging perfectly in the window as Garfield walks away thinking, "Ha! Ruined them".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025

June 19, 2002

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon absent minded stares at Garfield who is laying on his back on the table. He asks Garfield, "24 years is a long time. What's the secret to your longevity?"

Panel 2: He continues to look at Garfield who continues to lay down.

Panel 3: Jon responds to the silence with, "I seeeeeee..." and Garfield thinks, "Wait, there's more".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 18/06/2025

January 20, 1981

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is quickly slurping from a mug and Jon turns to face him with a surprised look. The sound effect says "SLUP".

Panel 2: Jon holds out a tea bag and says, "That was my hot water, Garfield. I was going to make tea" and Garfield thinks "I know that" as he reaches for the bag.

Panel 3: Garfield puts the bag in his mouth with the tag sticking out. He has a puckered face almost like he's slurping spaghetti. Jon looks unamused and comments, "Weird".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

May 05, 1983

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is sitting at the counter and eating a burger. He is holding it casually off to the side.

Panel 2: Garfield bounds toward the burger with sharp teeth showing in his wide open mouth.

Panel 3: Garfield has put Jon's entire hand in his mouth along with the burger. Jon says, "Release my hand, Garfield". and Garfield thinks, "You release hamburger, I release hand".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

february 27, 1989

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield stands on top of the fence. It is night and the moon is full and low in the sky, giving the appearance of a spotlight. Garfield addresses the audience with a big smile, "Anyone here tonight from out of town?"

Panel 2: His smile gets a bit smaller and he asks, "Anyone here from IN town?"

Panel 3: We zoom out to show an alley with trashcans, a dumpster, and apartment windows, some with fire escapes. Garfield, small and silhouetted in the background, asks "ANYONE HERE?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

is there a generally agreed upon replacement for gocomics yet?

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

should i start posting again? 🤔

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

november 25, 1982

a three panel garfield comic from november 25, 1982.

garfield is in jon's bed, taking off his pillowcase. he thinks, "if i were to come back to this earth, i'd like to come back as a pillow". in the second panel he has gotten into the pillow case and is sitting at the head of the bed. jon approaches sleepily. garfield thinks "i could lie in bed all day". in the third panel jon is fully tucked into bed with his head on garfield's lap. both jon and garfield look very happy. garfield thinks "and people would put their heads in my lap and go to sleep"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

march 10, 1983

a three panel garfield comic from march 10, 1983.

garfield leans against a wall in a green and brown sweatshirt. in the second panel, he has sunken a bit into the sweatshirt so the collar is up to his eyes. he thinks "there is one thing i like about this sweater". in the third panel he has fully sunken into the sweater so his head is not visible at all. he snores, with a large "Z" in his text bubble.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

may 06, 2008

a three panel garfield comic from may 06, 2008.

garfield is laying in the grass. he looks up as jon appears with a wooden yard sign reading "keep off grass" with a CHA-KUNK! in the final panel garfield is laying in the same position balanced on top of the sign rather than the grass.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

may 10, 1979

a three panel garfield comic from may 10, 1979.

garfield is on a shelf with several flowerpots. he has just pushed one off the shelf and there is a big CRASH!
in the second panel, he turns his head and with a scared look he thinks, "uh-oh! here comes jon".
in the final panel garfield has contorted himself into a flower pot shape. he has taken the flowers from the pot next to him and is holding them as part of his disguise. jon looks at him angrily with his arms crossed.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

june 02, 1993

a three panel garfield comic from june 02, 1993.

garfield is laying on his back on a counter sleeping. jon is watching and says, "you could give lessons on doing nothing" in the final panel garfield thinks, "no, i couldn't"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

april 11, 1985

a three panel garfield strip from april 11, 1985.
in all three panels, garfield is relaxed, laying down on his back in the grass and flowers. his head is resting on a rock and he is looking up into the sky. he thinks, "it's fun to find familiar shapes in the clouds" he points to the sky and thinks, "there's an old standard" "a dog cloud chasing a cat cloud up a tree cloud"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

february 23, 1992

february 23, 1992.
a seven panel garfield strip with a title card.

the title card has "garfield" written on a #2 pencil. the pencil is in the process of drawing garfield on a paper taped to a wooden surface. garfield is pointing at himself thinking "is this my good side?"

in the first five panels odie and garfield are sitting outside in the grass with a mud puddle between them. odie flicks some mud onto garfield who looks surprised. garfield smiling turns to odie and returns fire while jon peaks into the scene. garfield and odie begin to wrestle in the mud while jon gets a running start to cannonball into the mud puddle. all three of them splash happily together.

in the second to last panel jon, covered in mud, laying in the mud puddle, says, "gee, that was fun, boys, but i gotta get ready for my date at seven" in the final panel, an angry looking woman dressed for a date looks down at a muddy, surprised jon, who says "or was that six?" garfield looks amused.

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 17/11/2024

june 12, 1984

a three panel garfield comic from june 12, 1984. in the first panel garfield is sitting on a countertop with drawers. jon is standing in his pajamas handing garfield a plate with a piece of raisin toast. jon says, "every morning for nearly six years now, i fix raisin toast for garfield". in the second panel garfield is opening one of the drawers while jon says, "he loves his raisin toast". in the third panel garfield is dropping a raisin into the drawer while jon says, "what's in the drawer?" garfield thinks, "a six-year supply of raisins"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

march 08, 2007

a three panel garfield comic from march 08, 2007. garfield is sleeping in his small purple bed next to an alarm clock. garfield has a big letter Z in a speech bubble to represent snoring. this continues into the second panel where the alarm clock gets an even larger Z in a larger speech bubble. the third panel shows garfield in bed glaring at the alarm clock and thinking, "hey!" to which the alarm clock thinks, "five more minutes..."

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

june 17, 1980

a three panel garfield comic from june 17, 1980. the first panel shows garfield tucked into his small bed. he thinks "in two days i'll be two years old... that's fourteen years in human terms"
in the second panel he begins to sit up from bed thinking, "i can't wait"
in the third panel he is sitting fully up in bed with his hands out as if holding a steering wheel thinking "in another four months i'll be old enough to drive"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

february 21, 1986

a three panel garfield comic. all three panels show garfield and his girlfriend aileen (a pink cat with large lips and eyelashes) in various stages of a ballroom dance. they are standing outside at night on top of a fence.
the first panel shows music notes on a scale
the second panel aileen thinks "you dance like you have two left feet"
the third panel garfield thinks "i do" and aileen thinks "oh, yeah"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

january 25, 2010

a three panel garfield comic from january 25, 2010. in all three panels, jon is sitting wide eyes looking in a news paper and holding a pencil.
in the first panel garfield approaches as jon says "i will never understand crossword puzzles"
in the second panel garfield silently looks over jon's shoulder
in the third panel, garfield begins to walk away, thinking "that's sudoku, you dip" while jon asks "what's a three-letter word for 'five'?"

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Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

august 31, 1993

a three panel garfield comic from august 31, 1993
the first panel shows jon looking smug holding a cookie jar. he looks at garfield and says "each of these cookies contains only one raisin"
the second panel shows jon still looking smug, reaching into the jar. garfield holds his hand out and thinks "okay i'll try one."
the third panel shows garfield holding a cookie with a giant raisin, larger than his head, on a regular sized cookie. garfield looks very mad.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

rip to gocomics you sucked but you were free. project is on hiatus bc im annoyed.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

March 19, 1999

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is standing on the fence at night. The full moon is low in the sky, giving the illusion of a spotlight. He is mid joke, "so the guy says, 'hey, I thought that was your face!'"

Panel 2: He continues, "but, I wanna tell you..." and the audience starts buzzing. "bzzzzz"

Panel 3: Garfield is standing in the same pose, but he is totally hairless. He frowns and says, "I hate these barber conventions".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

June 05, 1991

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is sitting in the living room chair watching TV. The TV's speech bubble says "meow*" with the asterisk translated under the panel as "*cats of the world unite!"

Panel 2: The TV continues "meow meow*" translated to "Scratch the furniture!"

Panel 3: Jon pops his head in the room and asks "What are you watching, Garfield?" and Garfield grabs the remote and quickly changes the channel in a panic while thinking "Nothing!"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

April 14, 1991

A seven panel Garfield comic with a title card.

Title: Garfield is eating alphabet soup and the letters spell out his name on his teeth.

Panel 1: Garfield is standing on the front stoop holding a book that says "Bird Calls".

Panel 2: He pulls out a whistle and goes "TWEET" the speech bubble has little music notes inside.

Panel 3: His face lights up when he hears the same "TWEET" with music notes coming from out of the panel.

Panel 4: He takes off running down the sidewalk and blowing the whistle, chasing the response.

Panel 5: The tweeting gets faster and doubles up "TWEET TWEET" and the response comes "TWEET TWEET".

Panel 6: He comes running to a corner where the tweeting is coming from.

Panel 7: He turns the corner and comes face to face with himself, both Garfields holding the whistle to their face frozen in shock.

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

December 22, 2001

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: A flea approaches Garfield and thinks, "Hi, cat" and Garfield thinks "Hi, flea".

Panel 2: The flea continues "Just wanted to stop by and say merry Christmas before I take off" and Garfield responds, "Where to?"

Panel 3: Garfield eyes the reader as the flea explains "Oh, I'm catching a greyhound to Kansas City".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

April 05, 1980

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is sitting on a judging table decorated with ribbons and flowers. There is a sign that says "CAT SHOW". He and Jon listen as an announcer says, "And the winner of the household cat division is..."

Panel 2: Jon's face lights up in a smile as the announcer says "GARFIELD!"

Panel 3: Jon turns to Garfield with a big smile and says, "Congratulations, Garfield! Did you ever think you could win a cat show?" and Garfield thinks, "Does a baby go goo?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

July 29, 1983

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield approaches a bowl of plain spaghetti noodles. Jon's back is to the noodles and he is wearing a sweater. Garfield happily thinks, "Oh, boy! I love to sluck spaghetti!

Panel 2: Garfield slucks a noodle.

Panel 3: Jon's sweatshirt suddenly unravels leaving only the turtleneck with a string leading to Garfield's mouth where the noodle was. He looks surprised as Garfield thinks, "Sorry about that".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

August 26, 1996

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is lying on a countertop and Jon enters the panel pointing backward and says, "Garfield, I was just outside!"

Panel 2: He continues, "An insect flew up my nose!" He points at his nose with a wild look in his eyes.

Panel 3: Jon turns to the reader, lowers his eyes, and bares his teeth. He explains, "I'll be going insane any second now!" And Garfield thinks, "How will you be able to tell?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

March 02, 1994

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is standing inside the house in front of the open front door. Jon speaks from out of frame, "I wonder what it's like outside" and Garfield thinks, "It's raining".

Panel 2: The wind shifts 90° and blows the rain directly into the house, soaking Garfield.

Panel 3: The wind settles back and leaves Garfield dipping and disheveled. He continues, "and blowing".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

November 11, 1991

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is standing on the bathroom sink and looking at himself in the mirror. He looks tiredly at his chin and thinks, "Boy, do I need a shave".

Panel 2: We see the slightly parted bathroom door from the hallway, a speech bubble from the bathroom (probably an electric razor) says "BZZZZZZZ" and a thought bubble says "Wait a minute!"

Panel 3: Later on, Garfield and Jon are having coffee, Jon in his pajamas, Garfield with the lower half of his face bare of fur. He looks surprised at Garfield and says, "Whaaa?" Garfield grumpily holds his coffee and thinks, "I forgot I was a cat, okay?"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

September 08, 1995

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is laying surrounded in tall green grass. He thinks, "Jon wanted to mow the lawn".

Panel 2: He continues, "I wanted to sleep".

Panel 3: The scene zooms out to reveal the rest of the lawn mowed except for a Garfield-sized patch. The patch thinks, "We reached an agreement".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

April 09, 1993

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is on a candlelit date with a pretty girl. They both have glasses of wine. He holds his glass up and says "Let's drink out of each other's glasses".

Panel 2: She responds, "How romantic!"

Panel 3: Jon's face falls and he says, "Actually my last date tried to poison me".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

January 31, 1987

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is mid-leap with his teeth bared going after Jon's burger.

Panel 2: Jon yells "STOP RIGHT THERE!" and Garfield freezes hovering in place with a shocked expression.

Panel 3: Jon moves the burger away from Garfield's arc and addresses the reader, "Sometimes that's all a cat understands".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

September 12, 1984

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon sits on the armchair and Garfield sits on the top of the backrest. Jon muses, "One nice thing about confiding in pets is that they are non-judgmental".

Panel 2: He continues, "Garfield, I got a speeding ticket today".

Panel 3: Garfield hits Jon with a "SMACK!" sound and thinks, "That was a stupid thing to do"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

May 21, 2010

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield watches as Jon opens his mouth incredibly wide and takes a cell phone picture of his throat. The phone says "Click".

Panel 2: Jon looks at the picture he took with wide eyes.

Panel 3: Jon says "Now there's a good-lookin' uvula!" Garfield addresses the reader, "We have no date tonight".

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

November 28, 1983

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Garfield is tucked into his little bed. He thinks, "I hate Mondays. I can't shake this awful feeling that something dreadful is going to happen to me".

Panel 2: Jon happily approaches with his arms open and Garfield responds in kind. He thinks, "I'm saved! It's nice to see a friendly face".

Panel 3: Jon holds Garfield under his arm and says, "You're going to the vet, Garfield". and Garfield puts his hand on his head and thinks, "ARRRGH!"

Daily Garf @dailygarf.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

February 06, 1984

A three panel Garfield comic.

Panel 1: Jon is sitting at the counter reading a book. He says, "Hey, Garfield, it says here people can perform superhuman feats of strength during periods of great stress".

Panel 2: He continues, "What baloney!"

Panel 3: He continues, "By the way, I'm taking you to the vet today" as the entire television set careens at him with great speed.