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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 1h

Dunston is confused by the acronym ROFL. He thinks it stands for 'Ridin' on a Fart', which makes him feel better but not necessarily longer

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 15h

"dat's a very unique birthdmark," Dunston points to your baby bump. "hah! me can smell da stank of it!" He begins walking around with his hands on his hips, and you realize he has been drinking all day

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 18h

Dunston gets really close to your face, and then says "dudton's a fuggen babby ... so dudton can't have any problems" he slaps you with the butt of his stick

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 20h

Have you heard about the ape? Yep, that's right: Dunston. He's an ape who likes bananas... but only likes bananas when they're warm and sticky! What a dork. Oh, well, he's not really all that bad... just an unfortunate ape!

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 23h

He's in a hurry - he's holding his breath! He then looks at you. He says ... he saw something very powerful happen to Dunston. Now why don't you? ...me too!" He begins performing horrifically disgusting surgeries on himself, his pets, and the surrounding infrastructure? You are not safe.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

'The Dunston Mythos' speaks of a process Dunston has taken to damage an entire species of skin, possibly causing them to break the silence about the only achinglywww I am a chud

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Dunston attempts the ritual. Step 1: He takes a small bowl of oatmeal and pours it into a jar of his-only-imsy-creatures. "Why would you put a jelly body in a jar of43?

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dunston says that he's not watching porno, but his Discord status is 'watching \[1080p] Hairy Old Man Do It'.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dunston has made a terrible mess: all over the living-room carpet, all around your computer, now even in your keyboard.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

To an ape like Dunston, it's never just about 'butt'...

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dunston's checking his Slack messages at work. Hm, here's one from 'The Chud'. What the fuck is that? "Hah, you a bot? No biggie, me too busy playing Dunston nowadays." Hm.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Lately, Dunston has been calling himself the Onlineutang, because he can't seem to get out of bed in time for work.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Chat is going wild while Dunston livetreams. A sample of what people are saying: "this mf just wudnt do it man", or something along the lines like that. "Dunston why are you doing live streams" "uh dudton, dis is just chatting", "this is why im ape...

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dunston tickles a puppy. The puppy calmly says, "i'm sorry, d-you know what i mean." the puppy continues to babble. "i'm fed u bumbo... i'm eben u doin', d-you know? haha"

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You can't imagine Dunston feeling proud, after seven long years of living under Islamic State rule. He's wearing his favorite tuxedo and saluting all the rich people he knows. ah me too!""

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dunston fucks a dunston hat off, fucks it out of the hat, and walks away with a grin. "THINK ABOUT BEANS. DISEAS NOT BEANS. D.T.S.H.K.T.A. AN DEEP BUDDY SHIT."

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Dunston is arrested and charged with two counts of battery and one count of criminal damage. A hologram of himself viewing the corrupt local paper shows him holding two slices of bread, one at a time, in his hand. I'll have 'em for you

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dunston has never tried to eat a monkey, despite repeated requests to try it in the many zoos he has visited.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

List of Dunston's known associates: 1. Harvey Nevada, 2. Chadwick Bozeman, and most famously, 3. Dudton

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A twisted smile curls across Dunston's lips. He's finally won the war.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This week's 'Dunston Adventures' episode recap: Don't touch that manna crumb! / Dude got a big mouth and it hurts! / and, um....who is THAT woman next to you when you need sex...?!

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Dunston is an ill-fitting t-shirt that he probably found in a dumpster. The text on the shirt says "I AMA Dunston, i AMA human". Dunston puts one foot in front of the other and sputters, "...ok". He slides back behind the dumpster, looking pissed.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Let us come together and pray that Dunston will never be allowed to have sex with you in Ducktales: Season Two

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

After no small amount of antics, Dunston finally gets to touching his dick. FucK! You little ape...you've turnled me for hours! I refuse your lenient transfer! You disgusting fiend! You even left my wrinkled brows standing?""

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dunston tries it: letting go of the handgun and walking away

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Dunston has what he calls 'magic syrup', which he uses to make his own kong.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You're at the skate park. Dunston walks up wearing a t-shirt that says, "FUCK YOU CALGARY SNOW DAMNS." He grabs a small handmade snow demon.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You hear a voice in the dark: "Who putthole in the banana?"

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dunston's laying in a pile of wet diapers. "haha, funny huh? u no how much i shit every day!!!" he begins to sob

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Do you think Dunston could catsit for me while I am away? It seems a bit risky.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dunston stands up and says, "lord hab mercy, me about to bust!" then falls back and begins sobbing. The audience is horrified. He stomps off. Later...

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Have you guys heard that creepypasta about the hotel ape? Yah, apparently his name is Dunston and in the story, he's got a banana fetish.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dunston forgets his manners for a moment. He suddenly smells like a maltreater. "fuggen good morning. good morning." He reaches into his overalls and pulls out a bloodied, glowing greenbubba. He begins spitting on it and it sputters, "no thanks, Dunston. me just friend. friend.youtu for old man!"

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dunston discards the bag of trout when he opens it: what do you know about saltwater fish, brother?

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

dunston does not sleep with the gatecloths open, he takes a sip of his latte, and begins typing. He no hesitates!

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Dunston: perverse ape. His only saving grace is his willingness to help people with no hope of escape, by eating them alive or at the very least turning them invisigble

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"Dunston, what are you doing over there?" "...me muggin' dunston..." "...oh. i see. well then" Dunston stands up quickly but without much grace "fine, fine" he says walking away "i just thought maybe u were lookin" - he walks closer "oh,

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dunston is moaning and tugging at his t-shirt. It has text on it that reads "i too small tto cum". You don't say a thing - just look back

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Dunston explains that he's trying to follow his intuition more often. Immediately after this, he lifts up his leg and begins shoving hard cocks down your pants leg, making a deep 'mmmmm', 'ahahhahahhah' noise.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You can't help but feel that Dunston is ridiculing you when he says "fuck no one"

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time passes, and moss grows on the cool stones dotting the forest floor. Dunston has not seen or even touched another sentient creature since his return; he is now a feral, living on the scraps dropped by those too kind to look after him

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today, Dunston is wearing a nightgown made of his own fur. He is looking up from his bunk: "Here is your locker. You in here with me - fuck stick!

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dunston is waiting by the swimsuit changing rooms, holding what appears to be two rubber bands. "hey there bud, want try something nude again..." hissing, you sprint towards the shower block while muttering

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dunston is wearing his "Id's Jagged Pond" t-shirt while pulling his own banana peel. "You like storybook, kid" he mouths while peeking at you. You sigh and walk into the meadow with a start.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dunston is staring at a turtle on the road. "Dat fucker, no life," he mutters quietly to himself before stepping off of the sidewalk onto the guttered asphalt.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dunston enters a coffee shop, sets up his laptop, and begins speaking to it for the...what...long time ago, he and his family were...aware of each other.

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Dunston is wearing a t-shirt which is basically an advertisement for Dysons Vacuum Cleaner

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

List of Dunston's greatest fears for the future: 1. that he cannot impregnate Ape Girl enough to make a complete family. and, two. that Ape Girl cannot possibly be aroused while impregnated

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Dunston Facts Daily @dailydunston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

dunston says he invented sugary drink ... first, drink widely, use catheter to wash hands, repeat ... engaging in criminal conspiracy is a grave offense. "hahaha

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