BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 30/08/2025You want me to work for your father? And get paid for it? Like some sort of slave? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Before that got sad and weird, you said, "If you want my opinion," and we don't. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 27/08/2025He called to ask me, I asked him, can you put a bullet in my brain? That would probably be a better career move. 010
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Am I going to be 35 soon? That's when they make you president! I don't want that! That's too much responsibility! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 24/08/2025By Jove, she's doing it! She's flying to the sun! That's where she's going. Now we don't need to be sad when we think about her later. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 23/08/2025I’ll tell you the same thing I tell kids in the cancer ward. I'm not here to make friends. I'm here to win and/or cure cancer. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 21/08/2025This has been fun, and also an offensive display of extravagant wealth, but maybe we should call it a night. 001
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Can you wait until you're out of earshot to make your exasperated sighs, please? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 18/08/2025And what about so-called "experts," who say it's wrong to keep these girls in captivity so they can amuse and entertain us? Well, to those people I say, "Stop saying that, okay?” 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 16/08/2025That's a funny way of saying congratulations. But not funny "ha-ha", more like funny… Doonesbury. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Hey, is that BoJack Horseman? I don't know because I have no peripheral vision. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 14/08/2025I would have gone to her directly, but sometimes she yells at me and I do not like being yelled at and that is just something that people need to understand about me. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 13/08/2025“Surprising depth"? God, they always gotta slant it. Why can't it just be "depth"? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 09/08/2025When people see what you do in this movie, they are gonna storm Daniel Day-Lewis's house, schlep him out into the street, shoot him in the head. That's how good your performance is. It's gonna make Daniel Day-Lewis look like shit. They're gonna hate Daniel Day-Lewis. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Fine. Keep your stupid secret about your clearly dead wife and your probably-related dumb fear of flying. See if I care. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 07/08/2025I snuck up on you on purpose as a symbol for the alarming creep of dementia. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I feel, all the time, like a garbage fire. And not a cozy dumpster in a quaint alley, but a barge, floating out to sea, with no rudder. I am a rudderless burning large garbage barge. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 05/08/2025You got some mail, babe! …You understand I'm using that pet name ironically, right? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2025And what better way to view such disquieting omens than through these gorgeous floor-to-ceiling windows? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 03/08/2025You can't have happy endings in sitcoms, not really, because, if everyone's happy, the show would be over. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 02/08/2025It wasn't all bad. I mean, yeah, I got secretly drugged for months on end to the point I was living in a nightmare which I couldn't recognize my own body or understand what was happening to my brain, but, other than that, it was a pretty chill experience. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 31/07/2025As Max Headroom would say, "Your m-m-m-mom is a b-b-b-bitch”. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 30/07/2025The best way you can help us is to go back to your regular life and stay out of politics forever. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Am I really being courted by two gangs? Oh, I feel like the belle of the ball. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 27/07/2025My enjoyment didn’t come from a place of sincere admiration. It was more like, “What an ill-conceived television show. Who made those terrible choices? I can’t stop watching. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 26/07/2025I am incredibly fragile and could use all the support I can get, so if everyone could pay a lot of attention to me, and ask me a lot of questions about my mother, and maybe tell me stories about your mothers, I think that would really make me feel a lot better. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Print media? What a joke. Now I got a job in broadcast network television, a booming industry with nowhere to go but up. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Oh, for the love... Where's your follow-through? It's like you didn't even want to kill yourself! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Toast! I smell burning toast! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I was eating a taco earlier and I got salsa on my shirt. I went to clean it off, but then when I put my hands in the automatic dryer I forgot I was still holding the taco. I got my hands all greasy, so I couldn't open the doorknob for an hour. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 21/07/2025He’s so stupid, he doesn’t even realise how miserable he should be. I envy that. 010
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Ugh, Todd, your good-hearted naïveté has once again conspired with outrageous happenstance to completely dick me over! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I need words for my website. There are words on the website now, but I need younger words, newer words, fresher words to feed the insatiable beast! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 17/07/2025I'm not avoiding you. I'm just making an effort to not be in a room alone with you… because I am avoiding you. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Todd, would you like to update my operating system? They have fixed a bug which causes phones to fall in love with each other. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Just go to her and speak from your heart. Then find the biggest person at the wedding and bite his finger off! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Oh, God, is this what music sounds like when you're sober? Do I hate music? 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Whoa. This house is way bigger than yours. Herb's done really well for a guy you dicked over. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 11/07/2025If anything, Stalin was ruthlessly efficient. Get your head out of your ass. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I have a condition where every time I sense a shift in power dynamics, I have a tiny orgasm! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Do you know how old this bourbon is? If this was a person, I would've stopped having sex with it a year ago. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I'm such a good team player, I make all the other team players look like garbage. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Just like a bitch to shoot me in the heart, bitch. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Now, you want your mommy to love you? You go out there and you do the only thing you're good for, which is singing the goddamn Lollipop Song! 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Long story short, Erica did have to lose the foot, but she gained a friend. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I got mixed up in some bad stuff and a genocide may or may not have been perpetrated in my name. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Now, now, talking back to Officer Meow Meow is a major no-no. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Between your no-nonsense approach and my the-regular-amount- of-nonsense approach, we make a pretty good team. 000
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 28/06/2025I love that you still eat sandwiches! Flaws like that are what make you relatable to regular women. 010
BoJack Horseman Quote of the day @dailybojack.bsky.social · 27/06/2025“A continent ravaged by war, coupled with the retreat of the church from secular life"… And then it just stops? 000
