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D. A. Hosek

@dahosek.bsky.social
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Dad»Writer of fiction&poetry»🦻🏻»Utopian socialist»Catholic Woke Marxist»Chicago boy»less jiggery, more pokery»He/him dahosek.com

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Emma the Sewer Socialist @mayorseidel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Joyce Carol Oates defended furries" is now a fact of literary history, much like "Salman Rushdie really liked Super Mario World" is a fact of literary history.
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Spokane Rising @spokanerising.com · 29/09/2026
Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Buttsies!
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Too Lazy to Fail @toolazytofail.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you know that Heavy Dew is just Mountain Dew but with deuterium instead of hydrogen?
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your tax dollars at work
A screenshot of the new government chatbot. The question asked is: 

What part of the government is responsible for cleaning up the stains left on furniture when Trump’s diaper leaks?

The answer is:

White House furniture is public property of the Executive Residence.
Under 3 U.S.C. § 109, the steward, housekeeper, or another Executive Residence employee the President designates has charge and custody of the plate, furniture, and other public property there, under the President’s direction.
The National Park Service directs an annual inventory of that property each June.
3 U.S.C. § 110 covers purchase and donation of furniture for the Executive Residence.
Day-to-day cleaning of the residence is handled by Executive Residence staff, not by a separate federal “cleaning agency.”

I should admit to editing out the original answer and follow-up question that gets the answer shown, but I’m saving that confession for the alt text because fuck trump.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This made me laugh until the tears came out
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13M views · 181K reactions | 'Please stop!' You know it's funny if it gets Sean Lock laughing like this... | Channel 4
'Please stop!' You know it's funny if it gets Sean Lock laughing like this...
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tomatoes are No longer available on the sandwich. They’re now exclusively available on the taco.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Boobies
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, I found a lost marked up copy of the chapter of the novel I’m rewriting (which I apparently assumed I hadn’t marked up and did it again from scratch). Now I’ve got two sets of notes to myself to work from.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I have literally had this conversation at a car rental counter.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Despite all my rage, I am still just a tyrophage.
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Keegan Michael Key: Eat All The Cheese
Alt: Keegan Michael Key: I Eat All of The Cheese
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why yes, lady, I AM counting your clearly more than 10 items in the 10 items or less line.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The bar on my towel rack fell down this morning when I got out of the shower. Since I didn’t have my hearing aids and my right ear is effectively non-functional without a hearing aid (and barely works with it), my brain thought the noise came from the opposite side of the bathroom that it did.
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Tony Colletti @tonyc007.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
One thing I’ve been occasionally spending time on is updating my ancient personal website (whose origins go back to the early 90s) which focused mostly on my musical life (which is why it was on a subdomain of my old band’s website even though the band itself is long defunct.
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
a helpful guide to “disrupters” I made for the New Yorker
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At the printers row lit fest and I passed “go free books” which is run by an Islamic organization and thought it would be kind of funny if they were next to some conservative Christian group. Then I turned the corner.
A tent at the printers row lit fear. On the right is go free books (an Islamic organization) on the left is Chicago Bible Students.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 12/09/2026
"I am an unstoppable teaching machine, while my students are a different kind of machine that just happens to do a little teaching inadvertently. Like a laptop that you can cook eggs on because it gets so overheated or something." buff.ly/qnxCBIl
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Actually, I’m Teaching These Kids Way More Than They’re Teaching Me
“When I became a first-grade teacher, I knew that it wouldn’t be an easy job. But I never imagined these kids would end up teaching me more than I could ever...
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
never a good start
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Every so often, I feel the need to share this classic video from the 80s.
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Sugar or Plain? - Media Burn Archive
Short comedic video by Eggboy Productions featuring Jim Belushi.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Ceci n’est pas un taco
Iceland: France: United States:
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Boobies!
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ray Kump 
@RayKump
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We have to build Al that murders us, because if we don't, China will build it first, and I don't want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese.
That would be ridiculous.
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ez mode solidarity opportunity you might not have been aware of. No Starbucks till the union gets a contract.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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New poem: I Will Clean Your Basement in After Hours
This poem was vaguely inspired by some of the handwritten photocopied flyers seen taped to telephone poles and the like. Of course having written a poem in homage to this,...
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
STAR TREK premiered on NBC 60 years ago today.
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Mr. Spock Performs Vulcan Salute
ALT: Mr. Spock Performs Vulcan Salute
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Looking at a list of lit mags, I misread Temz Review as Temu Review and then I had an idea for a lit mag named The Temu Yorker which would probably get shut down by Conde Nast in a week and a half, but would be fun while it lasted.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Last night’s mystery movie at the local movieplex was The Weight. I think maybe I saw a trailer for the movie and it hadn’t registered as something I’d want to watch, but actually seeing it, I enjoyed it. After a brutal prologue and first act, it settles into a harrowing adventure story that’s
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Jay Troyer @gr8flbluejay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Criselda Vasquez, American, The New American Gothic, 2017, oil on canvas, 72 x 48 in, private collection The artist's father, portrayed in the painting, was kidnapped by ICE on 31 March 2026
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
@bigscorelit.bsky.social In case my email was filtered out by the post-deadline filter, I was hoping for an update on my 24 June submission which has been going unresponded longer than previously.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lunch and a book
The lunch: pasta with sausage, a raspberry danish and a diet root beer. 

The book: A. R. Moxon’s The Revisionaries.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
9. I say this all to say....that despite this "ancient history..." Both Elizabeth Eckford and Dorothy Counts are alive to this day . They're both 84 years old. Remember Little Rock. Remember Charlotte. end/
Elizabeth Eckford as an older woman sitting on a bench with her name on it posing for the cameraDorothy Counts as an older woman holding an issue of the Queen City Nerve, with a drawing of herself as the 15 year old girl on the front cover
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Claudia Wair @cwtellstales.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
BLACK WRITERS! I'm writing an article on "Writing while Black." Would you complete a survey about the topic? I'm looking for writers of all genres: Sci-Fi to Mystery to Nonfiction. From poetry to flash fiction to novels. Please share! #blacksky #bvm #WritingCommunity forms.gle/NaPNNebL54qF...
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So the UN just passed a resolution endorsing the wider use of equal-area projections such as Equal Earth, which more accurately show the true relative size of countries and continents, particularly Africa. One country voted no—🇺🇸 Because of course we did.
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lisa♡ @risacake.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn't but has always been—
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow, the HAD call hit its submission cap in 1 minute and 33 seconds.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My compliance training at work on bribery now has a pop up message saying that trump says bribery is fine but the British and the Swiss are stepping up enforcement so 🤷‍♂️
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@mnisinson.bsky.social Finally digging deep into my contributor copy of Hanging Loose 118 & I really enjoyed your approaches to Catullus 85 (this poem was kind of the soundtrack to my life in 1989–90).
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Would you rather be liked or produce milk? What would be better? 110 likes or 34 piping hot glasses of whole milk
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Would you rather be respected or liked?
Imagine if we didn't have "Like" buttons, but instead, we had "Respect" buttons. Would you rather have 110 Likes or 34 Respects?
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
An actual news site has an opening line that talks about “the morale [sic] of the story” and at least it probably wasn’t AI that wrote that.
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D. A. Hosek @dahosek.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just noticed that the turnaround time for New Yorker poetry submissions on Submission Grinder is 937 days. I guess my 815-day submission isn’t ripe enough yet. (There’s a part of me waiting to see if the last three poems in the packet get accepted before they get around to reading it.)
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_Mark 🏳️‍🌈 @marxgbaker.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Funniest possible example to choose
As a result, Armstrong has no plans to start a charity or a foundation.

"So far, I've just been like 'I'm not going to do that.' My fear is that it just gets captured by some ideology and I lose control over it," he said. "If you look at the Ford Foundation, I think Henry Ford would be turning over in his grave if he knew what they were up to."
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Shepseskare in Love @upfromsumdirt.blacksky.app · 30/08/2026
i hope all who celebrated had an eventful Happy Skynet Self-awareness Day yesterday.
screenshot of arnold schwarzenegger as the human-appearing terminator machine saying "skybet begins to learn at a geometric rate. it becomes self-aware at 2'14 a.m. eastern time, august 29."
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Devin Nunes' Alt-Mom @nunesalt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imagine being so horrible that we don't even have to say who it's about
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Corel Gallery Clipart @clipart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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A Native American man wearing a headdress and ceremonial war shirt. The illustration evokes Lakota or Sioux Indians but in truth it's a hodgepodge of stereotyped conceptions about the Indians of the Great Plains. Poor Phil at Totem Graphics. They gave him a stack of Time-Life books and said, clipart this, Corel needs it like yesterday.
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David Avallone @davallone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Consumerism as activism” can be a questionable tactic… but it’s worth noting: if you all see COYOTE VS ACME this weekend and make it a giant hit… you will specifically humiliate David Zaslov and make him miserable… while also seeing an entertaining and heartfelt movie. The definition of win/win.
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Wile E. Coyote Bored
Alt: Wile E. Coyote files his fingernails.
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