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Dan H

@daholstead.bsky.social

954 followers 911 following 1K posts

A living parody of my current self Newcastle www.instagram.com/danielholstead

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Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One month until a pretty big day for me so gonna need more exercise and less unhealthy (delicious) foods. 🙃

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ordered my food shopping to be delivered and I hope this revolutionises my life

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Been told to get an autism assessment by my counsellor lol

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know I’m most likely the only one here who cares but U2 announced a new album (first in 9 years) and it means everything to me 🥲

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pretty much finished all my work for today so not really sure what to do now

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Second pic looks like a LinkedIn profile pic imo

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Romanticising moving out of the north east 🥰

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I seriously need to lock this app when I’m in the office smh

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Friends said they’re dressing “casual and comfy” for our outing today. Is this both casual and comfy? It’s the best I can do 🤪

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Not as tired as I usually am at this time

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Heal me x

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m being a bit of a Moody Margaret today and I need to stop

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Went for a mental health walk but now my feet hurt 🙃

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I am a poorly Dan 🤧

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I did buy them and I do have to stay at least 2 pairs of socks whenever I venture outside the house in them

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I’m very cold today. Physically, not emotionally

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Was stood naked in the cold bathroom waiting for the shower to warm up for far too long this morning 😠

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I’m so masc with my DIY jobs you have no idea

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

My manager is ghosting me 🤷‍♂️

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Haircut + new shirt

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am really in my feelings today lol

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

My piercing fell out last night and couldn’t get it back in sooooo that’s it I guess?

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Already sold one pair of jeans. How I love the art of the deal 🤑

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Throwing loads of stuff on Vinted in hopes of raising money to feed my unnecessary yearning for a pair of doc martens I want but can’t justify buying 🤑

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I have felt fat all gosh darn weekend

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Regular people who post on social media like they’re celebrities is such an ick. Like when they’re seeing someone and make a big post like it’s breaking news, that kinda thing.

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Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Should’ve asked which is the gay ear

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I was very brave and got my first piercing today (at the antiquated age of 31). I was more of a pansy about it than the 10 year old girl in the queue in front of me 🙃

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Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

All today’s jobs are done

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

All today’s jobs are done

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Gonna do my absolute best to be productive today. Someone hold me accountable pls

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I’ve woke up feeling like I’ve been in a deep sleep for a century

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Your prays worked. Well done everyone 🎉🎉🎉

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Car in for MOT so pray for me now

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Having that weekly flirtation with deleting all my social media again 🤪

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Today has really dragged like nobody’s business

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

So I had to do a technical exam which I think I got maybe 50% in? There’s been between 300-600 applicants for this job and there’s 35 vacancies. What are the odds? I don’t know, I’m not a scientist 🤷‍♂️

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Just watched The Invite this evening and I absolute love that film. Recommend it to anyone who likes comedy films with great acting.

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I’m not answering any of the ones I’ve gotten so far 😂

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

ngl.link/danielholste... Quiet afternoon so ask me something interesting and introspective or not lol

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Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Been to ikea this evening so naturally I’m beyond overstimulated

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Someone stop me from working from my bed all morning

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

He’s doing it again!

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Fighting every fibre of my being to not go back to sleep

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Addicted to ice lollies after a hot bath or shower

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Working on an application for a job like it’s going to cure cancer 😬😬😬

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They’re malicious and false

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

A bath at 2pm on a Friday is more likely than you think

Dan H @daholstead.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Tonight I’ve learned that a 3 mile walk ruins me like a 3 mile run used to. Like my hip hurts from walking at age 31 😭