Sign in

Dahlia 🌜

@dahlloween.bsky.social
106 followers 284 following 140 posts

all I can taste is chai tea and regret. ♈ • scream queen • aew sicko • fujoshi #BlackLivesMatter • #FreePalestine #TransRightsAreHumanRights • #LandBack

PostsRepliesMedia
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dante should have had the tnt belt three years ago. it is insane that he isn't constantly being pushed. #aewcollision
101 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
GOOD MORNING AND HAPPY NEW CARLY RAE JEPSEN TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE
000 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i know he's hot, i've always known.
031 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
my son is going to die tonight #aewdynamite
050 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
AEW's Timeless Love Bombs (Toni Storm & Mina Shirakawa, who are married)
142 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
literally how hard is it to make blade? just make blade!
131 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
hear me out
A reddit post in r/askreddit by u/PreOpTransCentuar. It is titled “You can have sex with one real person from all of human history - who is your ultimate lay?”

u/phil8248 says “i’d like to have sex one more time with my wife who passed away from cancer 9 years ago. My body yearns for hers. The ultimate downside to finding “the one” is she may die young and leave you wanting.” 

u/somethingobscur replied “I also choose this guy’s dead wife.”
0398 0
Reposted by Dahlia 🌜
Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
"maybe we should give Neil Breen the Death Note?" - @dahlloween.bsky.social
002 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
at the #tjpw show and ready to L-O-V-E 🤼‍♀️
TJPW Vancouver Premiere VIP Pass in front of a wrestling ring
130 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
the devil and god of pro wrestling are raging inside me #aew
a hasty photoshop of the album cover for brand new's third album, the devil and god are raging inside me. the figures in halloween masks have been replaced with kenny omega and mjf. the little girl is speedball mike bailey.
033 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
kenny needs to win the aew world championship so he can use it to protect his intestines. #aewdynamite
071 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
me: "if jericho comes back tonight i'm going to kill myself." *judas immediately starts playing* #aewdynamite
120 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
humanity peaked with the telephone music video, and it's been nothing but disappointment since.
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
fifth row seats to cmll tonight! aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
151 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
the devil and god are raging inside me saved my life and jesse lacey couldn't be bothered to even make a proper apology.
031 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
like i don't already do this
My Top Artist
Carly Rae Jepsen 
Minutes Listened
5,178
Top 0.002%
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
crying because pro wrestling go ace go ace go ace
100 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
my open tabs sure do tell a story.
screenshot of my open tabs

Read Manga Online (it's all yaoi) 
Snooty villagers on Nookipedia
Snuff film on Wikipedia
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
recession indicator
handwritten sign from a collectibles store: "ALL BUNNY GIRLS NOW ARE 30% OFF!!"
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
scorpio sky is actually an aries pass it on #ROHFinalBattle
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
it keeps fucking happening 😭😭
011 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
it's so embarrassing when shounen anime makes me cry like "oh no the guys who punch hard are sad" fuck off 😭😭😭
022 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
if I wake up tomorrow i'm going to be so pissed.
120 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
for the girlies
030 0
Reposted by Dahlia 🌜
Holden @hellsbellsami.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
"I wish Samoa Joe was my dad" - @dahlloween.bsky.social
011 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
i love to search for gay porn on Ghrome
illustration of a laptop. onscreen, someone is searching "Gay porn" on Ghrome.
020 0
Reposted by Dahlia 🌜
Mystery Wrestling @mysterywrestling.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
TODAY @ 11AM ET ON: 🟣 twitch.tv/EvilUno & 🔴 www.youtube.com/channel/UC-J... #MysteryWrestling & Fighting Back: Wrestling With Cancer presents an attempt at “THE WORLD’S LONGEST MATCH” to raise money for @cancersociety! DONATE: tilt.fyi/B4mGfqBRjD #WorldsLongestMatch 🤼‍♂️
112089 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
i've said it before and i'll say it again: hank hill would NEVER vote for someone from new york.
030 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
????????
google suggestions

People also ask
Is lucha libre a real thing?
020 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
LFG BRODIDOOOOOO#aewcollision
030 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
it's time for two belts athena #aewdynamite
001 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
hell yeah brother
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
straight pride flag-ass logo #aewcollision
ftr's logo but they're evil now so it's black & white with a weathering effect.
111 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
i can't believe they made me a max caster fan.
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
happy 10th anniversary to the greatest pop album of all time 🎉🎈 ilu carly
album art Carly Rae Jepsen's pop masterpiece, Emotion.
000 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
no, that's not what I meant
Google search: who writes Heathcliff

AI Overview: Heathcliff, the complex and brooding character, is primarily written by Emily Brontë. He is the central figure in her only novel, Wuthering Heights, which she initially published under the pen name "Ellis Bell".
110 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
who let adam cole back on commentary 😒 #aewsummerblockbuster
000 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
ricochet you fucking weeb #aewdon
121 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
can someone PLEASE challenge yuta to a hair match so he can lose #aewdynamite
192 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
i can't believe hangman is going to fuck kyle fletcher #aewcollision
0141 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
we have gotta start bullying d&d nerds again.
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
hoppy easter
Kamen Rider being crucified
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
if komander loses that belt, i will fucking cry #aewdynamite
120 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
send her back
020 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
google analytics has deeply misunderstood my income
ad for Northern Divine Aquafarms caviar

Canadian Farmed Caviar. Northern Divine Caviar From Egg to Egg. We Breed, Raise and Harvest the ...
020 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
happy women's day from the only good man.
screenshot of my tiktok profile picture. it's Hangman Adam Page photoshopped in front of the Disaster Girl photo. there is a thought bubble above it added by tiktok that says "Women's Day!"
010 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
is there a block list for centrists?
100 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
drag race has gotta stop expecting 22 year olds to have encyclopedic knowledge of cher, golden girls, and joan crawford.
070 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
you gotta hand it to mercedes for consistently having some of the worst gear i've ever seen. #aewgrandslam
100 0
Dahlia 🌜 @dahlloween.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
hangman is the only guy in the locker room with the balls to fight both guys named max in the same night #aewdynamite
040 0