dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The rest of the system is mad at me because I don’t sleep. I just played fallout for 11 hours straight while watching tv. I had the secret combined meal of dinner and breakfast. It doesn’t have a cool name like brunch that’s how rare it is! 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I really can’t front for too long or I start my neurotic spiraling 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nooo you have to dissolve the cornstarch in water first or your brain will clump 110 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026At this point I’m considering dating just to have someone to pick at the acne on my back 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I thought this was about irl billionaires until the last sentence 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Seriously? We can’t be hypnotized because even if most of us consent to it, there’s a few that absolutely refuse and will just front once the others go sleepy 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/08/2026In these trying times, let’s all remember the real parasite is the 1% 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It may have not been the edible, we’re dissociating like crazy and can’t hear each other. And blurry on top of that At least one of us has got to get their shit together #did #system 020 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Bruh I took that edible at 8 last night, why is it hitting me again at 1pm the next day?? I was fine this morning #weed 020 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I ignore most of the system rules because I’m a very defiant little guy but the one I never fuck with is “Never eat while wearing a white shirt” That one’s a rule for a reason #system #plural #did 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I have at least 10 bug bites on this foot and ankle Dante left this part of hell out of the divine comedy 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Enjoying your creamy nut juice eh? 110 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 05/07/2026These armpit sniffing deodorant ads have gotta be some kink thing. This dude’s just way too enthusiastic about armpit sniffing. The ads are staged, the armpit fetish seems real 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026People at the supermarket are allergic to getting the fuck outta the way The second they pull into the parking lot it’s like they do not understand that matter takes up physical space Also saw some mummies fresh out the tomb that walked at the speed of standing 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Looks so close like I could reach out my grubby little paws and grab it like a toy plane. If I were god, I think I’d get fired for grabbing the planes 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026My car’s turn radius is tighter than my ass. Damn she can MOVE 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Am transmasc. Not attracted to fem people. Love airplanes. Think plane crashes are interesting. Majoring in aerospace engineering. Is autistic. A plane is a beautiful machine. She’s so complex and aerodynamic and full of physics. I love her. 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Happy pride month to all the bottoms! I give you a gift! This image! #pridemonth #lgbtqia+ #lgbt+ 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 05/06/2026“Driving under the influence”?? The influence of what??? The voices? Hell yeah brother 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Whoever said white people pork chops are dry and disgusting haven’t eaten my perfectly slapped juicy meat 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026The current shit monkeys from Hell may even destroy the FAA, thus making American certifications useless!! Safety and science are dead 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Hiwav? Isn’t that the thing Americans drive on? 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 04/06/2026There is no SFW way to explain how I season steak and pork chops to make them taste so good. I literally use my hands to slap and rub my meat 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026I feel threatened by your massive verticality. Kneel 110 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Was watching this guy play Vigilant (horror Skyrim mod). the fear and dread in his voice is turning me on 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Why do I love a man with big tits but am super self conscious about my own man tits? 020 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Switching in our sleep is so wild. Usually I can tell who it was by the dream because we dream differently. Like ok Alastor I know you’re still here because you had a weird dream last night #plural #system 020 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I find lions sexy as hell. Started with the lion king when I was a kid. Other big cats are cool and all but I am so not normal about lions. Idk if it’s sexual but its definitely some kind of freak about lions specifically 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Eugenics is terrible but I wish someone would sterilize me 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Is there a German word describing the feeling when a lost sock reemerges from the dryer? Because that sure is one of the emotions of all time 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026In the dark ages there was a guy whose job it was to wipe the king’s royal behind of his majestic shits. And it was like a highly esteemed job too. That must have been a crappy experience for all involved especially since Europeans were known for having unwashed asses and opinions 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026I have no idea what’s wrong with me but I think peanut butter flavor ketamine just might fix it 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Covering myself in peanut butter before a fight to do extra poison damage to opps with nut allergies. I’m so fucking slippery they’ll never catch me 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Going to the gas station to get a half gallon of milk and contemplating just driving away and leaving the life I’ve known behind. Taking the milk with me. POV: your dad 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Can I live off protein hot cocoa for a day? We got sugar for energy and protein for everything else so I should be fine for a day or so right? Until I move to my new place I don’t have anything other than a microwave sooooo 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 23/04/2026My calves are grapefruit sized so it doesn’t really hurt anymore. And I got sexy legs and butt muscles so keep at it 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Home grown sidewalk dandelions are obviously the most romantic. Something about loving the unloved and all that 100 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 20/04/2026My biggest fear is trying to explain one of my projects in front of my engineering colleagues and saying I glued something with e621 (furry porn website) instead of e6000 (the glue) #furry #furryirl 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Yes but also I will yap about airplanes to random people on the plane and I know I’m annoying 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Can someone tell me why it’s so fucking humid? I’m gonna have to shower as soon as I get off work. I’m damp like I been at the gym 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026I hate being the high anxiety Headmate. Idk if it’s even anxiety or if it’s just me being permanently agitated like a caged animal #system #plural 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Being #transmasc means inventing increasingly elaborate tragic stories about how you lost your junk when strangers get a little too invested in your genital situation. I support trans rights and one of those rights is lying to people about your junk when they’re being assholes #humor #trans #lgbt+ 010 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026We call those shitty motherfuckers puriteens and we need to bully them more until they grow up or shut up. Just because you have to censor s€x on TikTok doesn’t mean it’s wrong. These kids grow up like that and then come into the furry fandom and complain because they want everything to be sanitized 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Burned out and haven’t showered in days I feel disgusting in a way that’s almost sinful. This is what I imagine catholic guilt feels like 000 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 10/04/2026One of our theriotypes is a horse! I’m either a shire or clydesdale 100 0
Reposted by @dagur-barks.bsky.socialMountain Equines @mountain-equines.bsky.social · 09/04/2026it's always been kinda lonely as a horse so rare to find the hooved therians 221 0
Reposted by @dagur-barks.bsky.socialMidnight Puppydragon 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 𓋹 @midnightmaeve.bsky.social · 09/04/2026oooh, got put on an ai hater list/labeler hell yeah i hate ai, leave me alone 021 0
dagur-barks.bsky.social @dagur-barks.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Call me an HGTV home renovator the way I want to rip out all that old disgusting cabinet #americanpolitics #FDT 000 0
