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Daggerlad

@daggerlad2.bsky.social
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
That was indeed for some reason the first thing that popped into my mind when I was making my account. Just spelled it wrong
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Hey thanks crab man 🥲
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
The year of the synth
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Popping shrimp tails in my mouth as I play the slots
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Thanks *whispering* it was the aliens 😉
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Got abducted by aliens and they gave me huge calf, thigh, and butt implants that look and feel great
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buth hole @anal.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
*after feeling literally anything* I need to Improve a Skill
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Very cool! Makes me wish I was tiny
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
He’s never done anything to bother me, and I’ve just ensured that he never will
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
humiliating Flat Stanley by rolling his body into a tube and using him to shoot a giant spitball at his house
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Recent events
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
Only the sarcastic ones
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
I’m going to be a drama account on here
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
*Waddling into the sniper’s crosshairs and smiling obliviously at the sun*
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 30/05/2023
Wearing my chlorine-scented cologne so people will think my eyes are bloodshot from being in the pool
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
*climbing a ladder to the sun and unscrewing it like a lightbulb* *adhering several colored LED light strips to the moon*
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Then you’re finally ready for the news I have to break to you
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Daggerlad @daggerlad2.bsky.social · 28/05/2023
Me: *sipping beer, checking watch* New clone: *sliding naked from his birthing pod and curling up on the floor* 🤤 Me: Hey man took ya long enough haha *placing a beer near his head* What’s the play tonight? New clone: 🤤 Last friday’s clones:🧍🏻‍♂️have a beer?🧍🏻‍♂️beer🧍🏻‍♂️beer? Me: 😡SHUT UP! he’s thinking 🥺
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