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Dagenheim

@dagenheim.bsky.social
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Living the nightmare, the new American Dream. Introvert, psychonaut, geologist-in-training

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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're a huge part of the problem in the first place
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Always have people whining about something
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We thought the Ellison merger was getting fought too, until they capitulated and settled. I'm not giving ABC any credit until they win
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He needs to be on the court to help with the coup when they lose the midterms
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's still apparently immortal somehow. I would have thought his health would kill him years ago. The decline is just so slow
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If they don't attempt another coup at least
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm still going strong for now though
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Counterproductive. If Russia really uses nukes they'll be willing to accept losses on their own territory in response. Lithuania won't accomplish anything other than more nuclear proliferation
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great what am I supposed to do with my kid now
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well yeah, being at war for your existence is what drives innovation
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The air conditioner from Brave Little Toaster
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What if you could gamble them away?
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'll take Marxism at this point
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That temple is doomed
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can't even play in the sewer system anymore without the fuzz getting on your back
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They'll run right back to trump if they won, and their sucker base will be right back to square one again
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because they're absolute morons who vote for fools
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The media has earned that distrust
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Radical idea of not working for a tip based job not getting through to people in Nevada
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Russia has good reason to think it'll work too. The EU response has been pathetic
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Complete with an exhibit desperately trying to prove Han didn't shoot first
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looks like suicide
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Duh it's called a watercane for a reason
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Let's ask McDonald's how their AI ad worked out, and if diners flocked to eat there afterwards
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pathetic
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wut
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Let's take a look at the last time they made this claim... Uh oh
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is no more party leadership. There's just dead weight struggling to stay relevant
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wherever they're heading, we know that all the roads they have to walk are winding, and all the lights that lead them there are blinding
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How about we start sinking Russian ships
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So majestic
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He just looks that way
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
That may be, but he is basically doing the same job as the press, they fact check everything, and convey what's happening far more effectively these days. His refusal to cooperate would go a long way
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh yeah, reminds me of when he flipped over the Last Supper table after figuring out it was Judas
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Unclear yet how a supercharged word predictor annihilates humanity
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They'll just need access to all our voting information to make sure we voted right first
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looks like Cadence was a little too young to drive that bus and backed into a ditch
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Already have help for that, it's called a notepad
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Excellent, that ought to drive down the republican turnout
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Then send EU troops to Ukraine. There is no chance of lasting peace until Russia collapses again
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Let me guess, they'll be storming people's houses to take their physical discs away
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wow, missing since 1864?
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
He'll never be president. Too many of us just won't vote for him. No more of this lesser evil BS
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Always finish a whole box
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Actually it will
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ugh. No more Bible thumpers
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Failure on all counts
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That sounds pretty good actually. The 90's were the best
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Dagenheim @dagenheim.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I have plenty of other fiction to get to
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