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Daft Wullie

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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 14h
Since it's specifically GTA-based my first thought was schoolshooter-type revenge fantasies about rampaging across his hometown and killing NPCs that look like people from his town? Like an edgy teen recreating their school as a Counterstrike map
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I used to think socialism was inevitable bc of automation, but they're clearly working towards the future shown in Elysium instead, where the workers are all fighting for one of the few non-AI jobs left while all the "job creators" chill in paradise with magic AI medbeds keeping them alive forever.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think my children would be able to survive a climate crisis (with food/electrical rationing) bc of where I live, BUT I still really worry about things like them being conscripted to gun down climate refugees at the border. It really makes me hesitate to have kids and no news tackle that worry.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who could have predicted that the wisest business decision he'd ever make was to tell Mark Millar that he could make Ultimate Nick Fury look like him, as long as he'd get to play Fury if Marvel ever made a movie with him in it?
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What I wouldn't give for a new show with Monster Of The Week episodes as good as The X-Files...
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never mind the politics, if you're watching any Tom Cruise movie then you already have to ignore his very high position in a cult that threatens, controls and uses its members as indentured servants or outright slave workers. Any other actor's choices kind of takes a backseat to that.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's so laughable that he got the Oscar for best actor in a year when he was up against Hoffman and Voight in Midnight Cowboy and all he did different was wear an eyepatch. A complete mockery of an award!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Losing contact was so easy that I've seen at least two Jane Doe cases solved recently with DNA where the only reason they weren't solved immediately was bc the family never even bothered to report them missing, they just figured they'd hitched a ride to California and started over! Sad shit.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm pretty sure I've read a version of the Scholomance legend where that happened? The Devil teaches ten students but only the best of them actually gets to walk free at the end. The rest are turned into familiars to spread the Devil's teachings to witches? I read it as a kid so I might misremember
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Adapting a series literally named after a prophecy and then removing all the prophecies was a genuinely maddening decision. Same with removing the warging when that's clearly the thing that connects the Stark children and sets them apart from all the rest.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh yeah, in his way! I bet if it had been Ned's brother, the guy he DID hate for stealing Cat from him, then he would have just stabbed him in the gut and twisted the knife for good measure. Ned was a rival but it wasn't personal?
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I kind of think he wanted Ned out of the way bc he's still hung up about Cat (and Sansa), but he didn't want it to be traced back to himself unless absolutely necessary, which it turned out to be. Even his contingency plan of Ned fucking off to the Wall makes Cat a widow of sorts, a bit of hope
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(I think GRRM set up the Spicers as players for the Northern Throne as stewards of Robb's son, along with Sansa, fake Arya, Jon and Rickon. Multiple seasons worth of story in the hands of good writers, who'd see the potential and ask GRRM about it instead of about "epic twists" like Hodor)
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They fucked up as early as S2 when they made Robb fall in love and defile his honour instead of being snared by a conspiracy playing directly on that honour and Ned/Cat's treatment of Jon, too lazy to set it up!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I never really liked that idea bc they didn't really run out of books, they had seasons worth of political intrigue set up. They just decided to cut a bunch of stuff they didn't think was needed. Bc they were lazy or just wanted the show over with.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
But does any of the Southern lords even know about his supposed powers, much less believe in them? They didn't really have him spread the tale around, did they? And the South have fought religious wars to get rid of the Old Gods before! The Seven no likey the weir-tree database!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I rewatched those early seasons once and boy were the D&D-written brothel exposition scenes way more obvious and grating. It made me see where Ian McShane was coming from when he said the show was just tits and dragons
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Bran... sort of forgot about being able to warg through time to control animals and people." - D&D, probably
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"THIS guy gets my throne, after everything I sacrificed to save you all, just because he showed up with elephants and Westerosi-looking sellswords instead of dragons and Dothraki, and took KL while I fought the undead?? Fuuuuck yoooouuuuu!" It makes so much sense that cutting him is just baffling!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(I think GRRM has been setting up a succession war for the Northern throne that D&D completely ignored because they wanted the show to be over faster, instead of doing more of the political scheming that people loved)
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm not certain how sincere he was about helping Ned, but book LF would so clearly NEVER give Sansa to Ramsay. She's clearly Cat 2.0 to him and even if she wasn't it's a really fucking stupid marriage that he's too smart to arrange with the last living legitimate heir to the Northern throne.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My theory is that he finished the last book ages ago, because he's been clear about knowing how it ends. He just has trouble getting things to line up with the start of that book, getting all the players in line and tying up loose POVs etc He'd get to wow everyone with 2 books at once if he could
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The signs of D&D only doing a superficial reading of the books but thinking they were following GRRM were there really early, if we're honest. Robb was turned into a horny asshole instead of a man trying to correct his parents mistake. Stannis was turned into a zealot. Littlefinger sold Sansa...
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I've thought it all over, laddie, and it's as clear as mud. No expenses, large profits, quick returns. Chickens, eggs, and the money streaming in faster than you can bank it." - Wodehouse's Ukridge explaining how he'll get rich with a chicken farm, by buying a single hen on credit to start it off.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone is a muppet to start with, but then the Terminator is damaged and you can see that it's Arnie wearing a muppet suit The muppets all act horrified beyond belief when they see his paw ripped off only to reveal a disgusting human hand covered in remnants of red stuffing
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Why would I throw away a homeless person's belongings? What could conceivably be funny about doing THAT?"
Three comic panels featuring The Joker. 

First panel: 
Joker: Hey, kid, watch my car for me?
Guy: I... Uh... I... Uh...
Joker: Oh for heaven's sake! It's a rough neighbour, it's a lovely car, I want somebody to keep an eye on it. Is that so hard to understand? 
Guy: But you're the JOKER

Second panel:, Joker is fixing his bowtie with a big smile:
Joker: Obviously. 
Guy: You'll kill me.
Joker: Why would I kill you? I want my car looked after. Twenty bucks. 
Guy: I ... I don't think so. 
Joker: Twenty. Bucks.
Guy: But you'll kill me.

Third panel,  close-up of the Joker's annoyed face:
Joker: Kid... I'm The Joker. I don't just randomly kill people. I kill people when it's FUNNY. What could conceivably be funny about killing YOU?
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm suddenly, for no particular reason at all, remembering that time the official Tony The Tiger twitter account had to ask people to stop replying with porn of him bc kids might see it, while staying in character.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lesbian once even dared to think of a Bear Gollum! It made Tolkien rewrite the book to make sure everyone knew he envisioned him as smol and slimey
Tove Jansson's (creator of The Moomins) illustration of Gollum. In the left picture he's standing in water and still towering over Bilbo. In the right he's paddling a boat with his feet dangling in the water up to his knees because he's too big to fit. In both he looks either hairy or covered in algae.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hobbits are pretty hairy, aren't they? Gauging by the amount on their feet, anyway
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Gemma Matthews - The Sewing Songbird @thesewingsongbird.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good morning, it’s been just about a year since I created my embroidery, Into the unknown, so I thought it was worth a look back… Please feel free to delve into all the foliage! 😉🪡🌿🌺 *completely freehand stitched, no patterns or paints just threads. #stitchedart #thesewingsongbird
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fox News has nothing on Scientology brainwashing, I can promise you. If he retired from acting he'd probably just take a bigger interest in being the second in command to Miscaviage, or maybe even try to oust him.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
With all that time he spends in and around rivers eating fish, surely there should be at least one Otter Gollum?
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I just don't understand how you can bring up "the law says that if you consent to drugs then you can't claim sexual assault" and NOT have it directly lead to you trying to change the law??? That's clearly an insane law! Up there with "there's no law against cops having sex with those in custody"!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mainly asked for the bit, but the Australian one apparently has a population of less than 200? So I wouldn't be surprised if someone from there would see Perth as an upgrade just bc you won't know everyone you meet
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dundee in Australia or Dundee in Scotland?
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of people like Whoopi defending Polanski (or naming their kid after him, like Cate Blanchett) has always astounded me... But seeing people do the same with random youtubers is making me feel crazy. Youtube really excels at creating parasocial relationships, I guess.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Only thing I remember: I doubted that a lady didn't know her husband had a gf, bc they had separate beds and he had a badly hidden photo of himself and the gf on his nightstand. Instead I freaked out and accused her of the murder that her husband clearly faked to run out on her. Poor lady.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You've gotta do a spin-off show about The Smiley Face Killer, or the Manchester Pusher.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's easily explained by sleep deprived me only half-remembering the premise of Irish babies being eaten when I wasted FAR too much time making the edit while trying to stay awake to fix my sleep pattern
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I want to get off Mr. Bones wild ride!!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's kind of like how the far right used to hate cops bc they were "agents of the state" raiding their white power compounds or just giving them speeding tickets. Then BLM happened and they learnt to love licking boots real fast. They'll give up ANYTHING if it means fucking over Black people.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please have this Swift edit of a Lainey Molnar comic that I never have a reason to share because Swift does not come up as often as you'd think
Edited image of this Lainey Molnar comic: https://www.instagram.com/p/CXrGVLAsgKD

It's a drawing of two women taking photos of their food. Above the first women it says Other Women, her bowl contains food. Above the second woman it says Irish Women, her bowl contains a redhead baby. The artist's @ has also been changed to @Swift.Jonathan

(The original comic has the first woman taking a photo of her baby while the text above her says Other Women My Age, and the second woman taking a photo of her food with the text above her saying Me)
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Recently I've seen multiple youtube comments referencing medieval coin clipping of all things, bc there's a Jewish-looking person in the video and they think it was a Jewish thing? There must have been some recent thing that brought the idea to the masses bc it's such a weirdly dated dog whistle.
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Herbie: The Vanilla Years youtu.be/Ba9L6n8zj1U
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The music video for Goodbye Earl also counts as part of this genre, except maybe for the gruesome part. He got off pretty light youtu.be/Gw7gNf_9njs
youtu.be
The Chicks - Goodbye Earl (Official Video)
YouTube video by dixiechicksVEVO
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That shit directly lead to him becoming a hardcore pill addict, bc he just kept pushing boundaries and nothing bad ever happened to him, so he had no reason to stop before it got too big. DUIs need to be treated more seriously!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My younger brother had a coddled rich kid friend who got off with that excuse after going fast enough to OUTRACE THE COPS. He only got caught bc he was stupid enough to get back on the highway. But he was just a smol bean who needed it for work and daddy promised the DUI would never happen again!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No knipex? You're gonna have to waste so much time finding a crank handle and hauling it around, man!
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Daft Wullie @daftwullie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I watched the music video the other day and I remember the story of the video, which was like a movie intro, but can't remember the music at all. It's downright eerie
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 26/09/2026
Have I played “Control Resonant”? Sorry…I’m too busy reading the story of a man who “Controls Rocinante”…that’s right, Miguel Cervantes’ immortal tale “Don Quixote de La Mancha”. So you enjoy your strange “Federal Bureau”…I’ll be delighting in the adventures of Sancho Panza and his “Friendly Burro”
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