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Daemon

@daemonik.bsky.social
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Almost definitely insane; in the most adorable sort of way! I did Lewd Reviews, stoked the fires of passion, and tried my best to champion the Pornosphere. [🏳️‍⚧️(She/Her), Autistic+ADD, Likes - guys/gals/etc] Existential crises ahoy! patreon.com/u89712221

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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Tran People have less rights in my homeland than they do in the land of my father (Canada) where I currently reside. If Britain is run by a transgender mafia, who the Hell is running The Great White North? Trans-Illuminati? How do I join? Are they accepting applications? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: "Can't believe I'm quitting smut-writing after October. I guess I'll try and make that LITRPG I wanna do with my SFW alt a thing..." My intrusive thoughts: "Why not throw that LITRPG into carbonite too... and instead of starting from scratch, tap into your audience here to make a SMUT LITRPG!"
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sinister Six, when asked if they could promote a certain trend. Petra Parker sweep. A morbillion dollars to the Spiderverse.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big mood.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
May they endure a most righteous retribution for this indignity.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BTB? Absolutely underrated cartoon romance. One of the best of all time. Brooding emo with a soft heart, robot girl learning how to emotion. One's in a skintight onesie, the other managed to have a midriff as a machine (green is lantern energy constructed as flesh). Fuk they were so cute together
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Posting for PURELY EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, I see October is here. Enjoy a Fate Series Glup Shitto transmac war criminal bloodsucker in these trying times. True gender equality is being given equal opportunity to be the absolute worst no matter what is in your pants.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Slipstream watching from a distance (she can't wait to see what this does to Starscream's psyche)
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That feeling when real, 'ordinary' people are less tolerant than nigh on cartoon villain aliens made for a sixties sci-fi
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Update: It told me maybe I should look into therapy. WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN YOU CAN CHANNEL YOUR INNER WILLEM DAFOE!?!?!? (OOC: Being serious, this is gonna be a great bit. I can feel it in my bones.)
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I trapped Seraph inside of a 3d Printed Green Goblin Mask! It's Goblin Seraph!!! Wubba-lubba dub-dub!!!!!!! (Funniest shit I've ever seen)
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day by day my sanity sl8ps away... Oh well, at least I still have MEMES!!! *smiley-face*
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is one I got not two hours ago for the latest chapter I posted to Wattpad. Consisted of a hung dommy-mommy Empress fucking her on-again off-again space elf friendo into a sex-coma. Does this remotely sound like something any real human being would give as their reply to such smuttery? Nay!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just an endless stream of this sorta shit. At first it was amusing, then annoying, now aggravating. Poisons the well on niceties, using soulless A.I. tier glazing for the malicious end of trying to run off with my money. Only so much reporting or cussing can do to help vent.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Obvious bullshit but there's 'actual' data out there that suggests we've fucked up so bad that runaway effects would still increase the temperature if we went Carbon 0 tomorrow. This is his usual BS marketing but we'll also probably need to throw sunblocker shit in the atmosphere at some point.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Of all my childhood Glub Shitto media franchises I've wanted to come back, this one ranks only slightly below Reboot (and one above Loonatics Unleashed). Came back a decade too late for me to really care all that much but welcome back anyways Chaotic. I look forwards to the hentai.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
If you are American and reading this PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK start checking where you get your meat from AT THE **ABSOLUTE** LEAST. Better if you put a pin on eating American slaughter. This isn't even a call for vegetarianism yall are in legitimate danger rn depending on how this goes.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me: Wow this IRL spiderman fighting nazis stuff is awesome. A shame that there's not more- The voices in my head: Daemon, people have invented the Glider. You know what you have to do, right *evil cackle* Me: I'll pull a Phil Urich if my transition HRT drugs end up giving me powers, now shoosh!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know the rules, and so do I...
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Fun Fact: My sister bought me HP merch for Christmas a year or two ago before I came out cause I read and enjoyed those books as a child, back when Roeling still appeared sane. Didn't throw it out cause gift. Was an owl mug so I just view it as an 'owl mug' and store pencils 'n pens in it.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was way into Pirates of the Carribean as a kid and tried recreating that scene where the skeletons march underwater via snorkel. Then I slipped into the deep end and almost drowned like a total goof.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Would be nice y'know 👉 👈
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Life Video of the Estrogen in my meatsuit finally getting my desires for wholesome cuddles to outperform my want to be used like a cheap fleshlight. I want all the hugs. ALL OF THEM!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Respond & share as you wish. For myself: At green, steadily climbing back up to yellow.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
youtu.be/Mt9_xcxYZeI?...
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Me: Watches Murderdrones **Immediately After**
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Since I'm on a TADC kick, decided to take this neato personality quiz. Can't say I'm surprised by the results. They feel like a pretty accurate map of my humors.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Bastards want a prescription. Guess I'm gonna need to stick eith good old fashioned "exercise" to keep that equipment in working order. (Not even a euphemism. Apparently genital weights are a thing. Need to find a set for trans-girls.)
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Posting this for many reasons. 1. Reading the series RN and gotta glaze it for being GUD! 2. Shilling Dungeon Crawler Carl in an effort to maybe get one of you lot to give it a go. You won't regret it! 3. Big mood. Readers will know. Layered like a cookbook recipe. Or a changeling. Etc. Read it!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
In light of the brewing Gas Crisis, I've decided to do a fun experiment to show how worrisome it is. Chekhov's Meme Gas. This cost me $12.06 CAD for five liters. If/when it hits $18.06, I quote this post to get folks to buy emergency Gas Cans. How much $ do you think it'll be? Plz repost this!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Mf's heard the "it takes a guy to be best girl" meme and got the worst reading imaginable out of it. May they forever remain maidenless.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Reddit: A wild-west goldfish of memes and perilous neerdowells I rank this one highly. Lucky duck twink be always winning.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
The two wolves in my head RN represented via memes...
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN!?!?!?!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Being honest. It's getting kinda hard to keep caring about stuff and things.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
These people are literally trying to destroy the world These people are literally trying to destroy the world These people are literally trying to destroy the world These people are literally trying to destroy the world These people are literally trying to destroy the world *They want us dead*.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
The most hilarious thing I have read this year comes from reddit. Quote: "Peter (spiderman) X Symbiote smut when?" Laughed out loud when I was hit by the "when".
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Got this sent my way. If there's anything that rivals rich people ruining the world, it's ruinous fossils with a decade of life left in them burning the futures of the younger generations so they can feel a little bit toasty here on earth before they take their express-trip to Hell.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The more things change the more they stay the same.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
2026 will be good. How do I know this? Because Hokuto no Ken is coming back and I have faith in Kenshiro to be the example of heroism we all need in our lives and explode the worst of the worse while we're at it. Learn from Kenshiro. (Metaphorically) Punch your problems till they go boom!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Gotta clarify that the knife/toaster one wasn't me trying to unalife myself. I just spent a month jamming one into my toaster to help pry up toast due to the faulty toaster spring. My brain is so wrinkly it works as an exotic state of matter; far surpassing the smoothest of smoothbrains.
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Imma just shotgun this. Let the feel-good cognitohazard perpetuate. Mwhahahahahaha!!!!
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Daemon @daemonik.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
What she said. *cue glass-breaking into segue*
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