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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 5h
15. May 26th, 2018
A poorly edited screenshot of message notifications. The message from Insecurity says, “Wow your meat is huge”. The message from Anxiety says, “Your meat is huge and your sexy as hell”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 5h
14. May 21st, 2018
A screenshot of a Deviantart comment from BigJB21, which has been edited. It says, “god wishes he were me”. The profile picture has also been edited to have laser eyes.
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 5h
13. May 20th, 2018
A picture of a text on a phone. The text reads, “bitch u cant use noooo more of my silverware if u gone be eatin ass!! got my son cereal tastin like poop-loops!!.... shit-a-mon toast crunch... & booty pebbles  smh!!”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 5h
12. May 16th, 2018
A comic. In the first panel, there are two snakes looking at a door. One says, “that’s ouroboros’ room don’t go in. he’s weird”, the other says “ill just pop a quick peek ok”. The second panel reveals Ouroboros behind the door, eating its own tail. A snake offscreen says, “what hte FUCK”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 8h
11. April 15th, 2018
A screenshot of a Miiverse post in the Splatoon community. Claire says, “Draw yourself in the comments!” Tavieros responds with a stick figure with an extremely large penis.
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 8h
10. April 14th, 2018
A picture of Kylo Ren attempting to stab Luke Skywalker in The Last Jedi. Kylo is labeled as “d/dx” and Luke is labeled as “e^x”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 8h
9. April 2nd, 2018
A screenshot of a 4chan post. It reads, “MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'M CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 13h
8. March 12th, 2018
An image of Drake and Josh in a car. They look afraid. They are edited to be in Hellfire Peninsula with the Fel Reaver behind them.
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 13h
7. March 1st, 2018
An image of Clippy, the paperclip. He is saying, “It looks like you’re trying to form a meaningful connection.” The response options are: “Love is a social construct.” and “Release me into the void.”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
6. January 15th, 2018
An image of a pigeon flapping. There is red text that says “GAY BIRD MOMENT”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
5. November 20th, 2017
A political compass with a number of music artists on it. Sorry but I don’t know how to convey this in alt text form.
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
4. October 23rd, 2017
An image of a cockatiel. Above its head, it says, “Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
3. October 20th, 2017
A screenshot of an item description in a video game(?). The item is called “Uncrushable Pigeon”. The description reads, “Gift. This pigeon coos happily, apparently comfortable in the knowledge that no force could ever crush it.”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
2. August 8th, 2017
a chart pointing at a flying bird. it reads, “HOW has he done it? without falling? has he cheated god at last? no. he has simply befriended the spirals”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 10/10/2026
1. May 12th, 2017
a deep fried image of spongebob. it reads “the software develop, squid”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 07/10/2026
dude i fucking forgot how awesome this selfie was
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 07/10/2026
im currently cleaning out my photo roll and its really cute that right after i moved home from LA that there is like. a wall of bird content that spans like 4 months
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 07/10/2026
missing my baby boy tonight
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 06/10/2026
made the mistake of opening facebook to check on some family. what do you mean they got a meta subscription plan now
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 06/10/2026
mood board
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 05/09/2026
this was a really funny lineup of give aways to me. like you couldve just left it at the first one
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 05/09/2026
i guess i'll go to the fucking desert
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 31/08/2026
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 19/08/2026
listened to the new phoebe bridgers album
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 16/08/2026
i don’t think the flowers in deltarune are meant to be taken as accurate reflections of the fallen children in undertale and all the sadstuck art that treats them as such comes off as media illiterate
guy standing up in protest
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 15/08/2026
i wanna know what leverage nomura has to let disney greenlight what appears to be a show about the dark road upperclassmen and not just like. a rehash of kh1
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 15/08/2026
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 13/08/2026
:)
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 31/07/2026
keeping up with hussie's artfight antics has been a delight. like yeah purple toby. that's awesome
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 23/07/2026
this is like the funniest thing ever to me. like how do you not understand the game you are employed to play enough to know that you are creating the most incriminating shit of all time
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 18/07/2026
my nycstuck merch came in ^^
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 13/07/2026
saw this on twitter so i thought id fill it out
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 12/07/2026
lindsey graham seeing everyone waiting for the mitch mcconnell confirmation
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 11/07/2026
think i figured out the relationship between deltarune and undertale and the whole gaster timeline
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 08/07/2026
>ac gets the joblo movie clips treatment >dc gets limited time event that came and went >bc gets first official english adaptation that will be deleted in 3 months SQUARE ENIXS GREATEST SCAM?
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 01/06/2026
wifes playing music for me
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 26/05/2026
hall of famer
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 20/05/2026
taps the sign
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 18/05/2026
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 16/05/2026
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 11/05/2026
i think this might actually be the highest profile person who has me blocked
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 08/05/2026
i like it👍
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 02/05/2026
took that classpect quiz thats going around. this feels like a prank
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 30/04/2026
man i just saw these screenshots someone had from the UHSD before it was nuked and i think this ghoul deserves every bad thing that happens to him. self appointed homestuck community leader everybody
A screenshot of a message from Makin. It reads, “it’s over, apparently toby called hussie his friend in the latest DR newsletter. not only dis his wrists explode, so did his morals”A screenshot of a message from Makin. It reads, “thank god remixers exist to save us from Broken Wrist Bobby”A screenshot of a message from Makin. It reads, “the one good thing exploding wrists man made, and people forget its lessons”A screenshot of a message from Makin. It reads, “toby had no problems musically shitposting for 20 years but the moment he became an "artiste" his wrist exploded”
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 24/04/2026
evangelion alliance raid
im john af rn
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 19/04/2026
where will you be when the herd finds you
cows
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 13/04/2026
i win
@homestucknet has blocked you
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 12/04/2026
fuck
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 02/04/2026
i think this ones from lavapalooza but i found a selfie with laura with my custom sansmaeda serket skin
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john @daedalcacoethes.online · 01/04/2026
pointing at my screen
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