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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Without any doubt, hoarders are saving us from Armageddon. We are not worthy. www.dadwrites.com/blog/hoarder...

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Hoarders are our true heroes

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The only way to know the difference is to ask Uncle Kenny to climb a tree. www.dadwrites.com/blog/sloth-o...

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Right wingers must not have liked Charlie Kirk. None of them is sending any thoughts and prayers.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Has anyone in the media published any kind of estimate for crowd size at the Trump parade? Lots of stories saying it was below 200k or sparse, or whatever, but I cannot find an actual crowd size estimate like we ALWAYS see. WTF is going on?

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

More Father's Day musings: Why is it Father’s Day and not Dad’s Day? I don’t know anyone who walks in the door and yells, “Father, I’m home.” “Dad” is so much friendlier and warm, although I’d stop there. “Daddy” would just seem to cross a line or two. Or three.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

Father's Day puzzle: What to buy a WFH dad? No ties, and he already has a “#1 Dad” coffee cup…I see why people pass along gift cards like last year’s fruitcake. WFH is great, though. No fights on the day after FD when two guys show up with identical “World’s Best Dad” coffee cups.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Another Father's Day question: Does anyone hire a physical trainer to help them get a dad bod? Can a dad bod ever be a turn-on, even if it’s only to women who are tired of grandfather bods? Asking for a friend.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

If dad spends Sunday morning playing golf and then he takes a nap while mom makes dinner, how will he know it’s Father’s Day?

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

This will not end well, and my right-wing Jewish friends will be the most surprised by the obvious.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 11/05/2025

Happy Mothers Day, known in literary circles as the Day of Confused Apostrophes. Is it for all mothers, so it's Mothers’ Day, or for individual mothers, as in Mother’s Day? It it's only for happy mothers, it's Happy-Mothers Day? Or maybe nobody owns it, so it's just Mothers Day. I'm so confused.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I want to run a federal agency, so I'm applying for a job at Fox News.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

When does Vance visit the White House next? Asking for a friend.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Washington is closer than people think. Post Offices, Social Security offices and VA hospitals close, cancer screening and after-school programs end, and suddenly we appreciate the pork-barrel projects we all love to hate. We’re all getting a lesson in civics, the hard way.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

We expect tons of bravery from other people as Trump rains vengeance on his enemies. Whether it’s Columbia or Paul Weiss or the bureaucrat who gets doxed by DOGE, we expect them to fight to the death. The rest of us gave in and we’re bagging our own groceries, but Trump targets must be superheroes.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Please stop saying we did this to ourselves. WE didn't do this. Trump did this. And while millions voted for him, he received less than half the total votes cast.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Scorecards! Get your scorecards!! Can't tell the tariffs without the scorecards!!! Just don't fill them out in ink.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Two absolutely consistent statements I’m hearing from my Trumpian friends: “He’s delivering exactly what he promised,” and “You can’t take him literally.” I hear the next Olympics will have a competition for mental gymnastics and the U.S. team is guaranteed gold.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

I’ve never been sold on this whole reincarnation thing, but I’m becoming a true believer. Measles was declared dead a quarter century ago and now, like Lazarus, it’s walking tall again. Can’t wait to see what happens with polio and smallpox and, dare I hope, the Black Death.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

So what happens when all the tech bros need to cash in their crypto to make ends meet?

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Even more winning: That's 275,000 jobs those danged furriners won't be able to steal anymore.

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Michael Rosenbaum @dadwrites.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Yes, everybody saw this coming but, I swear, nobody could possibly have seen this coming. Except for everybody.

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