ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 6mEvery bratty bottom gets all uppity until I've held them on my face for 45+ minutes and they're shaking and begging me for a break. Sorry, the shork stops eating when he is full, and they are a hungry creature. 010
Reposted by ShorkDadHYPRKNETC 🔞 @hyprknetc.bsky.social · 13h{NSFW} Decided to cook a whole ass meal tonight on stream, enjoy the lion food: 525864
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 2hIf youre a little dweeb(affectionate) with low self esteem theres a significant chance you get adopted if you hang around me long enough. I have a lot of excess dad energy that needs releasing. Yes I absolutely will adopt dweeba older than me, dadding is a spiritual calling not an age 😤 040
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 14hDamn im out here horny posting on OTHER PEOPLE'S horny posts Im a FREAK 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 23hFuck I'm sweaty,I just got done cleaning house and I stink so bad ... Bet you wanna sniff dontcha? You know who you are, the lil musk slut reading this, I'm layin here with my arms up. Put your face where it belongs and sniff a real stud. 120
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Every once in a while i post something then immediately go "nah fuck me lemme delete that" Nothing fucking world ending, but small assholery that I really should know better about smdy 120
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I am totally normal about her. Totally normal, not obsessed or anything. 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*cranks the volume* *Throws on static-x* *Slams my foot into the gas pedal* SKIIIIIIIINNNNNYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAN 220
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Need to get art of myself as a first gen claymore then my sona as an even more monsterous form to be my "awakened" state. Like Aisley 🤤 100
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Your chair is a little small for me and my bong is a little big for you, lets just shotgun kiss. Let those thoughts go up in a puff of smoke while you sink down into the haze. Whats that? You wanna stuff your face in my pit? Well get in there! Ill keep blowing clouds Art by my late friend Kolebania 041
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I am once again taking applications to expand the shork empire. All brood sizes are accepted. 1, 10, 100, 1000. Lets just get breeding >:3 (Translation, I am looking for people to get breeding art with :3) 020
Reposted by ShorkDadElle @otterscience.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A nice gondola ride with dad turned into something a little more, and it looks like he’s a bit worried at how close they are to the end, but so what if a few people see :P Commission for @tlwolf.bsky.social ✨ www.furaffinity.net/view/66377866/ 1463101
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have never heard of a law I supported so immediately. Being able to punish abusers for the control they exert on their victims is a GAME CHANGER. Fuck yes, never thought I would say this but GO SOUTH CAROLINA youtube.com/shorts/0Tot2...youtube.comThe Pastor's WifeYouTube video by Mike Rafi - Personal Injury Lawyer 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Its just the right thing to do tbh, gotta empty em out fore ya fill em up 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It just hit me I'm gonna be paying like... 50% less in rent, and less in all other bills I'm about to be such an art slut 020
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Oh no... I feel it. An urge to buy mall swords. No... Not yet im still young and beautiful 😭 020
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you see this quote with BOOBA 🍈🍈 Have some high quality dad-tittage courtesy of @sirdoomwolf.bsky.social 160
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Thinkin about doing occasional horny posts about myself n my OCs 🤔 130
Reposted by ShorkDadCOYOTE SCRUFFY (aka ALEXANDER) @coyotea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Why kiss me through the phone when you can lick me through the telegraph ? 242
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bro why the FUCK is old fashioned oatmeal so good? Like dont ever @me with instant oats when its so mid compared to the real deal. Slip a lil vanilla and butter in? Some dried blueberries? Oh that fucks. 000
Reposted by ShorkDadRITSUKAXAN @ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026if the pred clench his balls around you... or his tum, that means he specially likes you ;3 5685
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Me when I discover the forbidden technique for making my dick bigger while on estrogen. 000
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Gods fuck I love finding songs that just infect me with the urge to dance. Go listen to Studio killers, you wont regret it. 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nothing quite beats that "I've been miserable for 3 hours and finally got to adjust my balls" feeling 020
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I REALLY hope losing weight doesnt make my thighs small. I like bein thicc 000
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If you can stop supporting j.k. rowling you can also delete your twitter account. The more of us who leave the more others will follow. Just like when facebook killed myspace. 030
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Nothing like angry letter writing to piano to calm your soul 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Got some spicy superhero shork ideas Well... Supervillain~ 011
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Lmao, discord decided im a kid. My account is almost 10 years old This is what going public gets ya smdh 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Galactic Shork Empire Population Count: 54 I wonder who's gonna give me number 100? 000
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@ anyone shorter than me If you aren't food why are you food sized? 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026*wraps micro in prosciutto and plops them into a hot dog bun with cheddar and jalapenos* 😋😋😋 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Never be afraid to rock the boat, sometimes a good bath is what we need, tip that bitch over. 020
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Never let yourself be shamed out of countering harmful views. Today, we are bombarded with so much more information than our little animal brains were meant for that its easy to become lost in the MISinformation. Sometimes the only thing that works is enough other humans saying "wtf?" 020
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Concept, the "hired drunkle/wineaunt" a person who uses their appearance as a slightly disheveled individual to be excused as an alcoholic relative. This person is sicced on bad guests. White dress not on the bride? Oops spilled my wine... Ex wants to start a show? The drunkle intercepts. 000
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Writing? But one of my fave phone games updated. Procrastinating sounds better 101
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*watching gas prices skyrocket weeks before a 1600 mile move* Trump bankrupted so many of his businesses. And now he's doing the same to the country. Who would have thought this would happen? We were 2 inches from a good future. 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If your kids leave their dinosaur toys in my yard Those are my dinosaur toys now 010
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Excuse me Karen, I did not "Steal your husband"... I gave you kids in about 9 months, be grateful And I didnt "sodomize" him... I fucked him into a drooling mess like the dumb fucking himbo he is. ^things I think about at work 🤤 040
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Horrible kink "gear" ideas #3 "The Hot Seat” A leather chair with a metal disc that can be precisely heated up to 120 degrees. The sub is forced to sit on it before being spanked. 000
ShorkDad @dadplus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Can I seriously put out a good word for all the blue/blue adjacent wolves/huskies/foxes out there? What a chill group of coolios, no need to be a weird chimera or exotic species, just "hahahaha, silly blue critter thats me.💙🩵" Y'all rock, never met a blue buppo i didn't like. 060