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Water Cooler Dictator

@dadloop.bsky.social
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Welcome stranger to this humble neighbourhood. A Canadian, living in the Republic of Alberta. Full of joie de fucking vivre.

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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 8h
This record is so fucking good.
Cover of Gumba Fire LP.
Bubblegum soul and synth- boogie in 19803 South Africa.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 12h
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19h
Once again...
A black and white "It's a fuck you Friday graphic"
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Margarita buddies
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a "red" flag. I'm not aware of any Leaf jersey with a red emblem on the sleeve
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If Knows is the bait in any deal for Marchenko, then it sounds like Knies' ceiling is Marchenko so...why? Maybe the bait isn't Knie so in that case...🤔
Marchenko posted 27 goals and 67 points in 76 games last season with the Blue Jackets. He has topped 20 goals in each of his four seasons with the team, including finishing with a career-high 31 goals and 74 points during the 2024-25 season.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bird?
Lucy, in the grass pointing a bird
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish the Edge deployed the same confidence he has in putting out bad music to not wearing hats. It's not working.
Current photo of U2 featuring The Edge wearing a bad cowboy hat.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Check out my pizzas
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pizza night
Two pizzas
One margherita and one cream fraiche, gruyere, onion and bacon
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pair well with deck margaritas
A lime margarita
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I like the first picture because it looks like he's wearing a toupee.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Serious beta energy here
Bill Mitchell ®
@mitchellvii
X.com
With regards to beef prices, have you ever tried a veggie burger?
They're actually really good. A little lettuce, tomato, pickles, a portobello mushroom, slice of Swiss cheese. Excellent.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
These things were the best.
White Proctor Silex sandwich maker from the 80s.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pirates of the House of Commons
Justin Trudeau doing his best impression of a refined Jack Sparrow and navy blue suit
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Quite the off-season for Bowman
Photoshop of a Oilers free agent signing of Ghislaine Maxwell
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finally beat the golden needle @velocipietonne.bsky.social
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Close up Trump's new hair, which is suddenly black
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Swicy
A bag of Old Dutch hot honey pizza chips
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Steak
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Get a magnetic strip. Better for your knives. ;) I show you my bunka
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Southern Ontario boy. Hugging that border coast to coast.
My dialect map of the US showing hotspot at Pittsburgh
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This silver is cool imo. How do you feel about red? I like red but I'm not sure if red sports sedan is the vibe I want to give off.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can I pet dat dawg?
Some kind of fuzzy yellow and black caterpillar with white tufts on each end
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chris Farley on SNL dressed like a woman in a bleach blond wig, white blouse and gray blazer.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Farewell...to low comedy.
A classic 1949 Looney Tunes style cartoon dog, designed as a theatrical Shakespearean actor. The character has long, dark floppy ears, a prominent snout, and expressive eyes, captured mid-recital with an over-the-top, dramatic facial expression.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's been too long. Time to hang up the fish.
A stuffed largemouth bass mounted on a piece of wood with a white Rapala hanging out of its mouth.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Actor Jesse Ventura as Sergeant Blain Cooper from the 1987 film Predator, standing in a dense jungle wearing camouflage gear and a sleeveless shirt, heavily armed and holding a massive handheld M134 minigun.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Carney is really good at passive aggression. He basically confirmed that the leaked terms that the US wanted to add to the deal at the last minute were all true
The United States pushed a series of strict trade demands on Canada in August 2026, leading to the collapse of bilateral negotiations and the implementation of 50% U.S. tariffs on $20 billion of Canadian goods.Key U.S. Demands
Automotive Industry Changes: The U.S. sought to alter tariff levels and regional content rules for vehicles, while wanting to restrict tariff exemptions to passenger autos only—excluding medium and heavy-duty trucks.
Foreign Trade Restrictions: Washington demanded limits on Canada's sovereignty to pursue independent free trade agreements and economic partnerships with other global nations.
Cultural and Sovereign Protections: The U.S. pushed for terms that Ottawa stated weakened long-standing Canadian protections for local language, culture, and sovereign policies.
Removal of Retaliatory Tariffs: The U.S. insisted that Canada drop all existing retaliatory duties on American products.
Market Access for Alcohol and Dairy: Washington demanded that provincial shelves readmit American alcoholic beverages,
End "Buy Canadian" procurement restrictions, and adjust supply-managed dairy quota allocations to favor U.S. terms.
Critical Minerals Partnership: The U.S. sought a preferential security and energy supply pact granting American markets direct, prioritized access to Canadian critical minerals
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A scene from the animated television show The Simpsons inside the Duff Brewery. A single, large grey metal pipe splits at the bottom into three separate spigots. Each spigot pours identical, light-brown amber beer simultaneously into three individual vats marked "Duff", "Duff Lite", and "Duff Dry". This reveals the visual joke that all three varieties are exactly the same beer.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's a bullet summary of this
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Great. Very loud but great
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The only Brian Johnson who deserves to live forever.
Brian Johnson, lead singer of AC/DC standing on a road with his arms crossed wearing blue jean, blue sweat shirt and his trademark grey cap.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Completely forgot you can buy beer at corner stores in Toronto. Doug Ford is the best.
Holding a can of Great Lakes Brewing pale ale and a bag of original Doritos
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joe Spreadsheet
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tim Heidecker making a face dressed as a woman with blonde bowl cut, large framed glasses, a red dress an white blouse.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Gretta?
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?
Holding a copy of my first CD back in 1986. Rolling Stones Hot Rocks.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Not perfect, but close.
One of my practice dovetail joints made from white pine.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Nothing better than stalking large brown trout on the fly on a Friday afternoon.
A 22" male brown trout in a wooden landing net about to be released to the river
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Posting biscuits
My flaky jalapeno and cheddar biscuits.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I stopped when I found my four otherwise I'd be here all night.
My Criterion Closet picks.
Blow Out, Seven Samurai, Sorcerer and Chunking Express
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We need to bring back this look. Levis 501s No belt Mock turtleneck long sleeve T tucked in
Agent Mulder wearing Levi's jeans and a navy blue mock turtleneck. being restrained by two officers. He's intensely point his finger.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Tough day but dad got a nice brown
A nice female brown trout being held over a landing net about to be released back to the river.
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Water Cooler Dictator @dadloop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My wife and I are in a big fight over this.
A very wrong graphic showing two toilet paper rolls. One with the paper over the top with "good" and one with the paper pulling from underneath "bad"
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