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Dadger

@dadger.nerdywoof.com
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NSFW 🔞 The filthy, horny account of a gay badger dad. Sharer of smutty vignettes involving mature men with experience under the belt. linktr.ee/dadger He/Him

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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 03/10/2026
A little snifter of what you can find on my Telegram channel at t.me/+4YNHu4FRu5p... www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 03/10/2026
Hey, you beautiful fuzzies, I just wanted to say a massive thank you for being the kind of supporters who make me feel like a rockstar and a dirty old man rolled into one; it's making it really hard to stay humble. www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/10/2026
Oh, you gotta be kidding me!
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 21/09/2026
Not only did I run my first Neon Odyssey playtest yesterday. It was also my first attempt at being the GM! It was rather intimidating, but I had lots of fun thanks to @horizonhyena.nerdywoof.com @rckyfox.bsky.social @hyperrific.nerdywoof.com @flarethefoxx.nerdywoof.com & @bravoart.nerdywoof.com 🚀🌑
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 17/09/2026
A pop-in to the badger barbers is just the ticket to get the lil Johnson and Beanbag looking bigger, but in Presto’s case, it hasn’t made a difference to his petit acorn. No matter, the feeling of a professional gent running a wet blade across your smooth nuts is still a treat.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 16/09/2026
You want something, young man?
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 14/09/2026
Psst. It's me. I'm a tangerine. 🍊
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 12/09/2026
Me during those Blizzcon announcements.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 09/09/2026
"And what do we have here? You thought I wouldn't notice this massive morning wood? Tsk tsk, I think daddy should teach you how we handle these big surprises." You know who it is. 🎨 The @nsdecklr.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 08/09/2026
Everything just reminds me of him.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 06/09/2026
"...Then, the fatherly badger dad gently pushed his fingers inside the otter boy's soft, sensitive hole, just like this. He went in deeper, every inch encouraging playful moans and a neediness to be claimed and used... Shall we continue?" A lovely commission from @jaspersvault.art
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 05/09/2026
I need this!
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 03/09/2026
That was a really hot month, but not as hot and cute as you all are! Thanks so much for the support! www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/09/2026
"Woah-woah-woah, hold up." I hear you say. "Where are you posting this stuff, you dirty old man?" I'm glad you asked! You can find these longer blurbs on my Telegram channel along with short story PDF's, NSFW commissions, and more naughty stuff. t.me/+4YNHu4FRu5p... www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/09/2026
Lord Dadger is enjoying afternoon tea with his companion when a potential candidate arrives to join his manor hall staff. However, the lewd lord's recruitment process is a rather intimate endeavour. Can the young lad pass the badger's interview? www.furaffinity.net/view/66226706/
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 29/08/2026
"You heard me.... whip it out."
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 28/08/2026
I like smut.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 27/08/2026
Summer is ending soon. Time to pack up the parasol. 🎨 @drakoknight.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 26/08/2026
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 17/08/2026
They'd put me on a watch list for the things I'd do to him. 🥵
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 17/08/2026
Yo, why did nobody tell me, Lorcana was full of goon material? I'm stiff as a board under this desk.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 14/08/2026
It can be hard being a fraction the size of your macro badger dad. Especially when waking him up on the weekend. The giant mustelid might sweep you up in a snoozey scritch, or stretch so wide you tumble down his mountain-sized tummy, and Lord help you if he has morning wood! 🎨 @redstiza.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 13/08/2026
“Can’t a badger dad enjoy his elevenses without a precocious lad sniffing at his sausage roll? Very well, Blue-Wah, let’s see how many fingers it’ll take to get you opened up enough for an afternoon delight? Ooonne… Twooo….” 🎨 by @izvy.nerdywoof.com
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 10/08/2026
And he was never seen again. 🎨 by @redstiza.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 10/08/2026
Oh yeah, I'm a gamer. *Pulls out this bad boy*
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 07/08/2026
Woooaahh! Twinsies!
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/08/2026
A list of all my monetary backers last month. They keep me doing what I do best, and if you'd like to do the same for as little as $1, then I'd be profoundly grateful, like you couldn't imagine! Thank you to those who believe in me and enjoy my brand of horniness. www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/08/2026
I hope you've enjoyed reading it; these longer forms of smut last month. For those not in the know, you can read these longer excerpts over at t.me/+4YNHu4FRu5p... You can also help support these types of micro stories here at www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 29/07/2026
Who's your shower buddy? Tag them here. 🚿
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 21/07/2026
With the core now obliterated, Volibear was ready to acquire his victory spoils. Yes, the plump badger he'd been ganking all match would make for a good prize to bury his manhood into on his throne. The mustelid can squirm all he wants; he belongs to the bear. Art By @SacherBullBear
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 20/07/2026
Hold up... These are actually for writing on paper?
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 18/07/2026
I bet you were surprised to see Dadger had gotten off work early and was waiting for you to return home? You can plainly see the old man hasn't jerked it all week, and you best believe wherever that throbber is going, it's gonna leave a real mess. Awesome gift art by @nsdecklr.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 16/07/2026
I'm going to be so mad if this smashes when it hits the floor.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 12/07/2026
I love a good Sunday fry-up. 🥓🍳🥞🍴
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 10/07/2026
I couldn't help myself. I love synth and vaporwave. This is utterly my vibe. Thanks again for @izvy.nerdywoof.com hard work. 🎶 Memories - The Midnight
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 10/07/2026
Woah! Can you believe this?
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 09/07/2026
This could be me right now but the sun has decided to be a bastard! ☀️
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 07/07/2026
Okay, what happened here? I feel there's a story.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 06/07/2026
Psst don't tell anyone.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 06/07/2026
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 06/07/2026
Pictured: me sleeping in an oxygen tent that gives me super sexual powers and definitely not just fallen out of the shower. 🎨 By @wolverines.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/07/2026
Last month, I moved to creating and sharing vignettes in a Bluesky group here t.me/+4YNHu4FRu5p..., where I've been able to bulk things up a little. It's been a rather liberating and very gratifying experience at a creative level. You can also help support these stories at www.patreon.com/c/Dadger
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 01/07/2026
June was a hot one, but not as hot as these cuties! If you want to join the hot crew, then hop on over to my Patreon to help with the spicy content coming. www.patreon.com/c/Dadger Where you can find the longer vignettes and short stories. t.me/+4YNHu4FRu5p...
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 30/06/2026
Out of the vault: it's a very early Dadger gifted by @cavezero.bsky.social Big Badger Bedtime trademark
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 28/06/2026
Ah, the summer of 95, I remember it well. Playing around with Clipchamp. See what I can put together. I like this vibe. Art by @nekudotexe.art
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 27/06/2026
It's @joeycorgi.bsky.social birthday today! He loves sweet treats and getting well wishes from chubby boys, so you need to get on that. 🎈🎂🥳
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 24/06/2026
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 21/06/2026
Wish your dad a happy Father's day the right way. 🎨 By @nsdecklr.bsky.social
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 19/06/2026
Me when you're telling me your current hyper focus.
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Dadger @dadger.nerdywoof.com · 18/06/2026
Thigh-high striped socks? Naw, that's so 2021. Get them fuck-boys in some....
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