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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 13h

There is no greater apple. Period. End of. The Platonic ideal. Pomme perfection. 🍎 Not overly sweet or cloying 🍎 Crisp, with a bright, snappy bite 🍎 Complex—almost spicy— flavor pomiferous.com/applebyname/...

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 19h

He leaves for a new job out of state this week. Doing all my favorite things before he goes

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 21h

New beau taking me to lunch. Then to his office so he can **** me in the conference room with the big windows 👀

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22h

I cleaned out my kitchen cabinets at 7am. OCD vs SAD? Round 1 to OCD!!

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Really thought this would do numbers. Too subtle? I’ll workshop it & try again

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If I ever got attacked by a werewolf, I’d just offer to blō him. He’d be down for that. Right? See also: vampires

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Never on FB. But suddenly I’m interested

Facebook screenshot showing “people you may know” and its actor Tuk Watkins”.

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not a fan of all the horror movies in October. I’m a delicate blushing flower

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Walks in. No knocking. No talking. Pulls it out. Shoves it in. Shoots. Zips up. Leaves. He’s perfect

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

OMG. My lucky day. Getting my mail. See sexy maintenance man. HIM: “you around?” ME: “door’s unlocked” HIM: <head nod. Walks off>

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Still no word from “Mr. Best Dick.” Why can’t I have nice things?

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

He’s had to reschedule. But now I’ve got a craving, you know?

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gah! I have only 30 minutes free tomorrow at lunch and this man wants me to suck his (absolutely spectacular) ďįck. I hate rushing good ďıck

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Say what you will about the nightmare existence of our modern hellscape, but at least no one has to balance a checkbook anymore

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Math Confusion Meme

Alt: Math Confusion Meme: a woman looking confused with numbers and math equations floating around.

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

No hello. No head nod. No eye contact. Already tugging open his pants walking in my door. Like he’s stepping up to a urinal

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Omg Leonardo DiCaprio Eye Roll

Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio rolling his eyes in pleasure, biting his knuckles and saying “omg”.

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It’s on! Tomorrow am. And there will be much rejoicing (and sucking)

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It has been 19 hours since I last sucked a **** I wasn’t made for this kind of extended celibacy

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If you saw a handsome Audi driver with a big, big (VERY BIG) smile driving north on the Major Deegan last night, that was my man (and me)

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

He’s picking me up after work for dinner and roadhead. This man is always thinking of me. Selfless. You know? 😍😍

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Bad case of the Mondays. But new beau is coming to my office so I can bļo him in the parking garage

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sexy building maintenance man had to reschedule his morning bj for later in week

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Mind you, this is 100% my type 🤭

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A friend dissagrees: “He’s no angel. Just another straight boy w a big **** who gets off on adoration”

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Ugh. And he’s a solidly decently nice person. Midwestern farmboy who happens to be smuggling an absolute monster of a unit downstairs

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why does my hot, straight, freeballing neighbor have to be SO DAMN SEXY? I love chatting with him in laundry room but it’s also absolute torture

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Day of rest for my throat. Sorry to the 3+ million men in the 5 boroughs. I’ll get to you eventually

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Appointment #2 was pleasant enough. Acceptable. Probably won’t make my memoirs. Wedding ring tho 😏 😏

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Appointment #1 was a dream! He walked in all sweet and goofy and nervous. 5 mins later he’s treating me like the dirty coqsųking slut I am. He’s a keeper!

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Humidity’s rising. Barometer’s getting low

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

He’s running late. My fault though. He asked if i needed anything before the big storm. And I’m like “heck yes! Thanks! I’m out of half-and-half” But I don’t think he meant groceries 🤦‍♂️

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

My favorite Door Dash Cutie hmu. Coming by shortly. But he doesn’t really work for door dash? And won’t say what he actually delivers?

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Crisis averted. Found 2 brave men willing to battle the elements

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to schedule a couple **** appointments on Saturday. But impending storm making these men skittish

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Good news. My temp/contract job is now officially full-time staff Bad news: Layoff rumors 🤦‍♂️

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What that mouth do? Stifle the screams of existential terror from within

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

24 hours later, and I think we’re already halfway there 🤭

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

New beau (soon to be “former beau”) coming over after work today. “Gonna dump 100 loądș in you before I leave town” 🥹

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That worked! I feel fantastic!! Wirey young (32) guy. Solid, meaty package swinging in his short grey sweats as he steps out of elevator. Sent him home w/ homemade cookies and a big big BIG smile

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Oh, goody! One of my semi-regulars HMU. Coming by shortly. Mouth full of **** should make me forget my troubles. That’s healthy, right?

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

New beau has been good for me. I wasn’t sure I’d ever let myself get this close to someone again. (Long story). So, yeah, it hurts. But I’m glad to know I’m strong enough again for a sustained intimate relationship. (Even if I don’t want another one 🤪)

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Screw it. If I have to go into the office, I’m wearing a plug. A BIG one.

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Happy anniversary to this post. And happy fall, y’all

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gorgeous autumn day. Open windows. Light breeze. Landscapers running leaf blowers for 5 hours straight 🤬🤬🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪🩸🩸🩸

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

First words he’s spoken to me in weeks ❤️❤️🥹❤️❤️

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Sneezed twice while servicing my sexy building maintenance man this morning. He slapped my cheek (not *too* hard): “stop that.”

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If I had 24/7 access to this hung hottie (and his filthy, nasty, depraved mind), he would never leave the house or wear pants. Can’t believe his gf dumped him?!!

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Daddysahole @daddysahole.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Hot. Hot. DAMN HOT Total Dom Top Demanding Commanding Degrading NASTY TALKING 😱🥵 Abused the F outta my throat I need to marry him

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