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Daddy Raccoon

@daddyraccoon.bsky.social
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Nicknamed Daddy Raccoon by my eldest daughter who animalise people based on their personalities. My wife is Mummy Bear. Life-long Everton fan, so I must have been really bad in a previous existence. Love all things techie.

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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#BT #BTTV I have a Sky TV subscription. I recently spoke to BT about our broadband and they told me that BT TV can include Sky via NOW. They told me the BT Entertainment package would give me the same Sky programs that I currently get. And it does, but only in SD. HD is an extra £16.99 p/m
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ukenergy The energy pricing strategy in the UK is inept. Last month I paid £20 for 190 KWh of gas and £50 for 150 KWh of electricity. Where is the incentive to switch from gas to greener electricity
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ukenergyprices How stupid is the energy pricing structure in the UK. Last month I paid £20 for 190 Kwh of gas and £50 for 150 Kwh of electricity. Where is the incentive to switch from gas to electricity
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Vuelta @wortvanAert Wort van Aert is an absolute animal. The spirit of Thomas de Gendt lives on. Belgium making cycling entertaining - even on the boring flat stages
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#RNLI so these fantastic volunteers , who risk their lives simply to attempt to save others, are once again facing abuse from a bunch of ignorant, xenophobic, nazi prats.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
#RNLI Portsmouth &Southampton denying the RNLI permission to land is nothing less than giving in to the thugs that believe they can get their way by bullying and intimidation
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #iranwar How is your 6 week war going after more than 6 months?
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#waitrose Bought two bottles of Pinot Noir from Waitrose. Not cheap, not expensive, but way above £7.00 a bottle. The wine is rubbish.It is oaked. I absolutely detest oaked wine. You are just hiding any wine flavours with oak from the barrel, presumably because the flavour of the wine is crap.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
#worldcup #england So who will England’s next manager be? How about Duncan Ferguson? If you can’t beat them with skill, then beat them into submission
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
#FiFA #Worldcup Just how corrupt can a sport’s governing body be? I guess in FIFA and Infantino we now know. Now we wait for Trump’s Board of Peace to present Infantino with a “Sports personality of the year” award
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social So Donald what have you got to say to Sir David Attenborough!s 100th birthday. This guy has left you in the dressing room when it comes to thinking about humanity, generational sustainability, and the world beyond man & money
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#NoRuleOfLaw The idea that there is an International Rule of Law that every country will adhere to, that the UN, the IJCC or the ECHR has any inherent power is just rose tinted glasses fantasy.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Do Trump claims to have total control over the Straits of Hormuz. In that case, why not open it. Oh could it be because he doesn’t have complete control. Indeed let’s replace complete control with NO CONTROL
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
#ice @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social If Christ were alive on earth today and living in the USA he would be detained by ICE, charged with the illegal production of alcohol and, eventually, after around 3 years in detention deported.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social 4weeks ago when Israel walked you into this war on Iran you said it would last 4-6 weeks. You constantly say you are ahead of schedule. Therefore you have, at most, 2 weeks to complete your victory and end this war
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
@donaldtess.bsky.social #Iran The Iranian war is what happens when you have a US White House making decisions on having watched too many hollywood movies and not on history & historical events. Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya. That is what you get by basing your actions on John Wayne films
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social How stupid do you have to be to be led up the garden path, by @Netanyahu, and after 3 weeks not realise it
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Hi Donald, Just wanted to know if you had any thoughts about how the war with Iran might end. You said 4-6 weeks. We have just ended week 3. So 1-3 weeks left to end this war. You still on schedule?
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
#iran @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social So Trump doesn’t need our ships now that he has won the war. Oh wait……..
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#iran #iranianwar The problem I have with Israel & US declaring war on Iran, is that I find myself supporting Iran Iran has a despicable, horrible, inhumane regime. What does that say about Israel, USA, Trump & Netanyahu that, in my mind, they are beneath the Iranian regime
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
#iran @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Israel used to be a country in jeopardy from all its neighbours. Now it’s neighbours cower in fear of Israel’s military, US funded, air force. Now Israel has become a pariah state, whose leader believes he can execute anything or anyone, without consequence
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#superbowl @badbunnybrasil.bsky.social @greenday.bsky.social I was going to say Green-day & Bad Bunny were easily the bests part of Superbowl 60. But that was a pretty low bar. So lets say Bad Bunny and Green Day were brilliant, and the Orange Shit Gibbon is doing what the OGS always does
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#superbowl Are we really going to witness a Super Bowl with no touchdowns. Why did I bother staying up
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#superbowl60 This, so far, has been the most boring Super Bowl of the last 20 years. If the second half isn’t more entertaining I might just have to give myself root canal treatment
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
#labour @jeffrey-epstien.bsky.social Labour need a new leader. @Starmer is not PM material. The problem the Labour party has is who is PM material. Who can garner the team around them to both project the country internationally and to organise the government to successfully run the country
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So Mandleson is being stripped of his ‘Lord’ title for betraying his country. Now what about @ledbedev.bsky.social
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#ICE Difference between a democracy and a autocracy. In an autocracy the people are there to execute the will of the government. In a democracy the government is there to execute the will of the people. What do we call a government that executes its people to ensure it’s will is implemented
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
#boardofpeace @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social What’s the betting that the ‘Board Of Peace’ announce an ‘Annual Peace Prize’ and the first recipient will be Donald J Trump aka The Orange Shit-Gibbon
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #nato Well Grumpy Trumpy if you were expecting the Royal Family to attend the 250th anniversary of America’s declaration of Independence you are going to be sadly disappointed. The Commander in Chief of the UK armed forces cannot possibly attend after that insult.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social I wanna be a boss I wanna be a big boss I wanna boss the world around I wanna be the biggest boss that ever bossed the world around I wanna do it right I wanna do it right away I wanna do it right now I wanna do it right away I wanna do it now 10CC
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social I wanna be a boss I wanna be a big boss I wanna boss the world around I wanna be the biggest boss that ever bossed the world around I wanna do it right I wanna do it right away I wanna do it right now I wanna do it right away I wanna do it now 10CC
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #TrumpLies Draft dodging Trump’s claim that Nato troops “stayed a bit behind the front lines”. Figures from Wikipedia.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social #nato #un The demise of the UN. The demise of NATO. We are now in a global political state equivalent to the 1900’s. Just look back in history and you can see how well that ended
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Mr. President I have to say your decision not to award my wife an Oscar for her, not 1, but 8+ performances on stage at our village hall is incomprehensible. Your decision has led to her seriously considering invading Cambridge market and executing street performances
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#greenland. The only reason @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social needs Greenland for security reasons is if he is intending to pull out of Nato - which I suspect is his real intention
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#greenland How about a Greenland has a referendum on joining the US, where the US promises each Greenlander $2M if Greenland votes to join the USA. Cost to the US - $130Bn. That would demonstrate Greenlander’s resolve to stay independent and demonstrate how committed Trump actually is.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#reformuk Jenrick, Zahawi, Dorris, Gullis…So the best of the Tory party defect to Reform UK. Waiting for Johnson to join and the end of Farge
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
#Venezula whilst removing Manduro my seem like a good thing. That is a only a 1st order idea. Without a comprehensive mechanism for what happens next, it is only a recipe for chaos. And that sums up Trump. No intellect only Chaos and Supidity
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
#1984 #Grafton For well over a decade the Grafton Centre in Cambridge was my go to place for Xmas shopping. For the last decade my visits have been restricted to getting Covid vaccinations. Where did it all go wrong?
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
#Christmas @SantaClaus News Flash… It has been revealed today that, contrary to public perception, Santa Claus is not altruistic in delivering presents. He does it purely for the mince pies. He hibernates for 364 days. Only working 1 day a year to eat enough mince pies to sleep for the next 364 days
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
#Ukraine @donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social Why is the Orange Shit Gibbon selling Ukraine down the drain. What deal has he secretly agreed with Putin? Ukrainian minerals? Greenland? What?
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Donald Trump & the MAGA political stage believe in free speech. So why can I not call Trump a cunt?
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Can I post that Trump is a cunt? Let’s try that again. “Trump is a cunt”
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#Ukraine. The problem now is how effectively can Ukraine with Europe & Canadian support counter Russia’s aggression? Because the USA is not acting in Ukraine’s behalf. It is acting solely on Trump’s behalf
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
#evertonfc Salah for Everton? Sorry no. I do have respect for Salah, but we need to forge our own path
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
#Israel,#Eurovision I will not be watching Eurovision. I will be with Spain, Ireland, & Holland in boycotting Eurovision
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
#evertonfc we may only be 11th in the league, but we are above Liverpool 😀😀😀😀😀
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Hi sexy. Fancy a night if no clothes and lots of slobber
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#IDF #IDFmurders. So the IDF fired on a bus it says was behaving suspiciously, and which continued to do so even after warning shots were fired. This sounds suspiciously like when the IDF murdered the Red Crescent medics.
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Daddy Raccoon @daddyraccoon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
#IDFmurders. So the IDF fired on a bus it says was behaving suspiciously, and which continued to do so even after warning shots were fired. This sounds suspiciously like when the IDF murdered the Red Crescent medics.
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