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Running on getting rid of those gambling ads alone would get my vote. Why the hell didn't the libs or NDP use them against Ford last time round?

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 3h

Sometimes you've just gotta get in there with something thin and non-metal like a toothpick. The compressed air is only so-so

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 3h

There are divorce lawyers reading all these fucked up AI tweets and just cumming buckets at all the money there gonna make

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 14h

The best way to dispel allegations is to repeat them loudly, in public, in a slightly different way

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 17h

Don't know what the fuck this means but I dropped peppers on my cutting board twice and these were the results.

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

I do wish you'd taken a tinfoil hat filter to her, because she's not just awful, she's an idiot conspiracy junkie

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

And if a man with a gun at your polling place intimidated you in any way, that's a crime and you call to get his ass arrested. Either he's a fed or he's a fanatic, both illegal there.

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

That one would be sweet any time, but in January it would be exceptionally orgasmic

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

No idea why, but I have a feeling Phillip was very high quality dick. Maybe the way she smiles in candid photos

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

Latte just has a different idea of what's comfortable #cats

A cat laying with his head on one knee and his arse on the other, with the middle falling through the gap like the hopes America might ever win a war again

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 19h

Ok fuck America invading Canada, if this grade school shit is real I think Canada needs to grab a few states

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 20h

Wait that's a thing? Someone thought to do it, it seemed to work better, they skinned and ate some small dogs, and spread the technique?

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 21h

Oh he didn't write that. He doesn't know how to spell some of those words

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 21h

Yeah Canada is playing hard to get because we are just so horny for him, but he won't fuck us til we get rid of our friends and lose some weight. Sure. Exactly that.

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At this point if there is anyone who ain't fucked in the head but is part of the trump admin would be news

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Honest question, does she sleep at the white house?

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I want strategy and effect. Impeach Hegseth right off the bat, then investigate and pick the next weakest, work like that. Destabilize the regime and weaken Cheetolini until his impeachment will actually work. Put the GOP in an ever shrinking box

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stock markets are generally governed by cocaine and vibes

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I've carried a frozen turkey with more affection

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Take some solace that it was so bad it torched the showrunners careers

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It seems to me like the basis would be what you're adding to what. Adding ham to a grilled cheese? A grilled cheese. Melting cheese on top of ham? It's a melt. But I think I'd just end up being part of the United Church equivalent of this dispute where it's all cool, enjoy the sammy!

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

By the time 2029 hits, Americans are going to have to adjust to the hard reality that they are, at best, a fragile regional power

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Considering the number of revolutions they've had, it's a decent bet

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It's nostalgia and convenience I think. Yes it might be crap but you know what you're going to get and oh my wasnt it so cool when they introduced everyone to pumpkin spice etc

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

The ultimate punishment in ancient Greece was erasing the person completely. Mentioning their name carried a death sentence. Every record of their existence was erased. Just imagine life never hearing about him again... Sounds like heaven

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There really have been so many awful mega pastors rocked by scandals that they blend in together. Hell even trying to describe one you have to get down a couple paragraphs before they look distinct

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Now who will be the next right wing shit stain to complete the rule of 3?

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I am not prone to believing the best of Putin, but Russia is part of the plague's natural range. Working on some in a lab could actually be innocent investigation and experimentation for benign reasons

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Damn. I've never heard it phrased so perfectly

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I didn't know Trump got shipwrecked in rural Quebec this weekend, it would actually slightly raise my estimation of his character

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well that's the problem, there's pneumonia, bubonic and septicemic plagues that all get along together. A functioning healthcare system finds the plague, treats the patient and it doesn't spread beyond a small grouping.

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

And Lo it was known That in the end of Days The jizz fish are gonna get Angry

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Canada is a beautiful three bedroom apartment right above a meth lab which is in the middle of a domestic dispute

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I think she would be the absolute ideal tough-tender-supportive mix to make the best human beings

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

That was some genius level product promotion. "We are so damn good even the terrorists like us."

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Right? Fran was all "hello Buenos Aires" and Leo is all "bitch I'm from Chicago" and they both wear dresses, it is giving season 1 audition tapes

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My man looks like the villain with too much plastic surgery set in 2040 and made in 1998

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Out of curiosity I looked up how big Gaza is, and it turns out it's half the geographic size of my hometown, a city of 75,000. There were two million people in Gaza when the war started

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Man Helen Mirren can be low key fucking terrifying #mobland

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Daddeh🇨🇦🇺🇦 @daddeh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I mean, realistically the other monkeys would have beat the hoarder monkey to death and tossed his corpse to the scavengers, so there are definitely lessons we can learn

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