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FPL Dabby

@dabbyp.bsky.social
1.9K followers 1.3K following 1.1K posts

FPL Enthusiast, Man Utd Enthusiast, Pokemon Enthusiast, Enthusiast Enthusiast. "Bit of a dick for such a 'man of the people'"

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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 22m
Tesco had this. I flicked through it and its a beautiful book, bought it instantly
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This might just be, the best day ever
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My club has won the league 20 times and every single one was legitimate
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Picked up my new wheels yesterday and I'm happy to confirm that we are in love ❤️ and plan to get married in the spring
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WE MOVE 💪
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spurs not managing to score in 360mins of football after spending like half a billion is fucking hilarious ZERO goals in 4 games
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Disappointed to read all the 'meh' reviews of Wolverine. Feels like one to pick up when the price drops or wait till its on Playstation Plus Problem is. Try telling that to an 8 year old who really wants to play it
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yeah I'm sure they look great on a 12 year old girl
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nice of your little sister to let you borrow her jeans
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We'll get him in January. Small clubs like Newcastle aren't hard to get players out of
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This really worries me
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Basically load up on defenders, keep posession and play "keep away" for 5 mins. 3 points, jobs a good 'un We didn't, and it feels naive And then you look at games like, Newcastle. Where he brought on Malacia and it cost us the game
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
One of the most valid complaints about Amorim was that he got game management and substitution decisions wrong Carrick's biggest issue is the same You go 2-1 up at 88 minutes. Every other team in the league. Every team in the world! Football 101. You shut up shop
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Hull are the only team in the league yet to concede a goal Are we sure thats a good fixture for Chelsea assets?
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Halved my rank. Needed to use a chip to do it but will take the progress. Having triple United and Triple city for next GW is problematic and considered free-hit or wildcard but think with 2fts I can navigate it
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is what Bruno Fernandes told me to do, so I'm doing it, then if it goes wrong, I can blame him
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm not even a huge GTA fan. I like the games, I've played them all since Vice City But watching that. I think there is going to be a new gold standard when it comes to video games
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Watched the GTA VI trailer thing on Netflix Remember when RDR2 came out and the hysteria around it because it moved the needle, it changed the benchmark of what is possible in video games I think this is going to be the same. The benchmark is about to change
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
For 2 years the child has wanted one of these. FINALLY managed to get one at retail price First item going in the secret xmas cupboard!
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Using those plane tracking skills to watch my own child land back in England 😆 He's home!
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Baleba's flight is now going to Liverpool. I suspect they waited too long and now cant get a spot at Manchester Airport to land Now confirmed by Romano. Baleba is on his way. Take off at 8:30 CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Not as done as I thought it was. It's still not left. Must be i's to dot and t's to cross before allowing him to travel. Starting to suspect it could be pushed back to tomorrow, but for a plane to be booked it must be incredibly close to done and dusted
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Sorry, only just seen this. I think it's definitely 50/50 and definitely a gamble. Kinda hoping if he is on the bench, he can come off and get something
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
PLANE!!!! Baleba is on his way to Manchester. 6pm, deal is done
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't think I've made any changes since I last posted my team but just as a refresher, here's where I'm at I think I'm pretty locked in, barring any last-minute news or tinkering will probably look something like this
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Sorry for the spoilers guys
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Remember that football game where you could pick a team of dolphins or monkeys if you so wished
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Been tinkering all day and this is where I've found myself
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(This one isnt mine, this is a used one they just had on the forecourt but its the same model and colour so close enough till mine gets delivered in a couple weeks)
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BREAKING. DEAL SIGNED After 3 years with Audi, paper work is done on 4 year deal for Dabby to return to BMW Dabby said "I'm so grateful to everyone at Audi & enjoyed my time with them. But when the opportunity arose to return to BMW, I couldnt say no. I'm so excited to be back"
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Someone at the pub the other day tried to argue that climate change doesnt exist. It was hard to entertain the idea whilst Birmingham is on fire. "It was like this in the 70's". No no it wasn't, Birmingham isn't normally on fire, its not supposed to be on fire
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A timelapse of an eclipse setting behind a hill...an eclipse set? Eclipset? I dunno #Eclipse
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's the dumbest thing ever but I'm sat a work really excited for tonight. I'm like, first we've got the solar eclipse and then it's United vs Leeds friendly My god I need football to come back. My mind is in the trenches here
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The fuck is wrong with you
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Can you imagine being like a dinosaur during an eclipse like millions of years ago Like one minute you're wandering about looking for some dino pussy and the next minute someone turns the sun off and you're there like
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Remember when it used to be a thing in the FPL community where people would pretend to be a woman to get more followers Those were the days
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm a doctor and I can confirm that you killed your mother via wordle. You'd be surprised how often this happens
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Maybe if Ricky Gervais took onboard critism of his stuff instead of pretending to himself that it's just the wokies being offended, then maybe the stuff he makes might not be as fucking dreadful
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My concerns about Sesko not being fit to start the season means I have tweaked the draft
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
How does Foden keep tricking people into thinking he's a good FPL pick? This has been going on now for like 7 years, I thought we all collectively decided not to fall for it anymore?
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I had to stay up late so I'm a bit sleepy today but I FINALLY finished RE9 last night What a game. The early parts are easily one of the most terrifying parts of a game I've ever played Fantastic edition to the mainline games
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I saw this later on that seemed to suggest 10th but I cant say I've checked if its correct
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
As far as I can work out, Michael Carrick is now the 11th longest serving manager in the Premier League Longevity.
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Representing in the beer garden
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I did a new draft I'm not sure if I like this one more or less than my last one I call this one "hedging my bets plus an actual bench"
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
(Just after taking this we read a sign that said please dont climb the wall...whoops)
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Went mooching around Hadrian's wall It's mad anyway because it's like 1800 year old wall but bit I find maddest is that, it was manned and operational for about 300 years Romans guarded this wall for longer than the USA has been a country
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Postie brought the goods
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I just think its a stupid argument to plant your flag in. Tell me about your policies not try to tear down someone who was fantastic for this City I voted Greens at the recent local elections. They've lost my vote. More of the same please
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FPL Dabby @dabbyp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
But youve been a big fan of Gel Coggins since 2017 when Manchester became the powerhouse it is now? With economic growth double that of the country as a whole? With £2 public transport? You were there like "Coggins wouldve made it £1.95!"
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