AlEx-ecution @daardvark.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Came for the lesson in moral leadership. Stayed for the happy ending. For someone, anyway. 110
AlEx-ecution @daardvark.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Hey, does anyone know if the Orioles are playing tonight? 100
AlEx-ecution @daardvark.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I see we’ve reached the StarCraft “Research StimShots” phase of the operations. 220
AlEx-ecution @daardvark.bsky.social · 06/03/2026“Hey, buddy, how's it hangin’? Yeah, sorry about the whole negotiating a peace plan with Russia without asking you, totally not cool. Hey, the reason I'm calling, I'm in a real bind with these Iranian drones all over the place, really sucks… so… any chance ya got some interceptors I could take?” 030
Reposted by AlEx-ecution(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I'm going to use the zombie analogy again: If you want us to survive the apocalypse - 1) we can't let people in the safe house who WANT to open the door to the zombies 2) the person who arbitrarily says we need to give up some of us to save the others also can't stay in the safehouse. 12999294
Reposted by AlEx-ecutionMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 24/08/2025You know the 2000s were a different world entirely when Richard Florida introduced the (and this is 100% real) "Gay Bohemian Index" in Who's Your City to explain which cities would appeal to upscale college graduates and thrive economically 318414
Reposted by AlEx-ecutionredstormpopcorn @wasteof.technology · 02/08/2025Half the graves I need to shit on haven't even been dug yet. 12774168
Reposted by AlEx-ecutionEmily K @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die. 9646729016146
AlEx-ecution @daardvark.bsky.social · 26/01/2025I live in America, Louis. I don’t have to love it. 030
Reposted by AlEx-ecution💊 Jones @passtheamyl.bsky.social · 20/01/2025They might hate each other’s guts, but they hate us more. ⚡️ 001