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tactical_legacy_kirbo

@da667cant.hax.lol
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Senior Security Researcher, Proofpoint Emerging Threats. I stare at pcaps all day, and use my pattern-seeking scattered hunter-gatherer brain, to write IDS signatures. I'm also a huge fuckin nerd. Obligatory My words are not fit for consumption warning.

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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 01/05/2026
#PushtoProdFriday Fuck it, I'm out.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 08/08/2025
Dr. Catte is not a real doctor. Do not let doctor catte touch you.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 07/08/2025
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 05/08/2025
complete with the double quotes around the "do not eat", because nobody said I couldn't drink it.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 31/07/2025
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 29/07/2025
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 29/07/2025
You look at this thing and tell me it isn't a blob of semen.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 25/07/2025
anyway. I'll try to do a bit better about checking in here to say hi once in a while. Hope you all are doing well. Drop a line here, or if you are on Mastodon, you probably already know where to find me.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 25/07/2025
My old logitech headset was dying. So knowing that I have an arm mic, I decided I wanted some really good headphones instead of gamershit. I settled on a pair of hifiman XS cans, and a sub-100 amp, the fiio k3. THESE CANS ARE THE BIGGEST I've ever worn.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/07/2025
you can leave the cave whenever you want. Come join us, and touch grass.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/07/2025
can't believe the prince of darkness left us before Trump got thrown into a wood chipper feet first :(
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/07/2025
I'm still alive in spite of all of my best efforts, and still writing rules for the ET ruleset. Worklife is good, I'm still breathing, and the summer garden is producing assloads of zucchini right now.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/07/2025
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/04/2025
>verified accounts HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Twitter 2, this time with dumb as fuck web3 bros.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/04/2025
> sales down 70% this quarter get fucked, Elon.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 09/01/2025
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 17/12/2024
Real fuckin' nerd hours over here.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 17/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 11/12/2024
if you're on mastodon, you already saw this shitpost.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 08/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 08/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 07/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 06/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 06/12/2024
me: trying to get work done my dog: extra loud snoring
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 06/12/2024
hope this scratches the itch.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 06/12/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 05/12/2024
*sifts through the meme pile*
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 05/12/2024
They tell you that violence isn't the answer. They're correct. It's the solution. www.axios.com/2024/12/05/b...
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 05/12/2024
when you can't counterspell, but you can instant.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 03/12/2024
when u play goht simulator, sometimes it be like that.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 02/12/2024
"Even as dessert I serve." His text to speech engine bellows over the integrated speakers, while pretzel the gatling gun spins up, preparing to deliver treats to naughty girls and boys at high velocity.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 02/12/2024
listen, I think that's more than a grazing hit, but whatever.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 02/12/2024
just slappin the shit out of Cisco, because they deserve it.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 26/11/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 25/11/2024
already seeing enough of the shit from old twitter that I'm rolling my eyes harder enough to generate power for a city block. Be the change you want to see in the universe. Shut the fuck up.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/11/2024
I'm here to get paid because nobody wants to pay to get rid of their technical debt and companies prioritizing profits over securing their fucking bag. I'm here because of corporate short-sightedness, and I don't care if I'm your fall guy. Its a living.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/11/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 24/11/2024
Yes, I'm also a degenerate.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
okay, so long as you're okay.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
me, just watching my feed.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
I WILL HAVE JOB SECURITY FOREVER. www.cisa.gov/news-events/...
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
The other variant of this that I have just says "kill me with your thighs, you coward" and I will never get rid of it.
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
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tactical_legacy_kirbo @da667cant.hax.lol · 23/11/2024
guess what I still have?
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