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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

City cooking the books to make £900m?! Yeah, relegation is the minimum they should be getting here. The minimum.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is one of the best I've ever read. 🤣🤣

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I have a model railway in the loft. Whenever my wife annoys me, I withdraw services to the station named after her.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Cole Palmer has had the entire summer off and played 6 and half games so far this season and is now set to have 3 weeks off for 'load management'. Behave.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

What a fucking catch that was by Ja'Marr Chase. Jesus.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

40 points all out and the yo-yoing continues. A 250k drop this time. Szoboszlai to Barnes paid off, Kerkez to Muñoz didn't. Not owning Groß hurt massively again. Mbeumo is an issue with Man United being so shit, but I can't see any other pressing issues. WC in my pocket if I feel the need though.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

United probably should be 2-0 down here. God, we're fucking shit. Jesus.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Only a Bryan Mbeumo hattrick can save my GW now so I'm fully expecting a yellow card and 59th minute sub.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Haaland misses a sitter and that pretty much sums up the GW. Definitely a good week to have a bad week.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

There was no way they could rule that out after the goal City were given last week.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Looking forward to watching Milos Kerkez turn into prime Roberto Carlos after getting rid of him after he delivered me 2 points in 3 GWs (of course, the week he got a CS I free hit him out).

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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bambi and Thumper in real life! A deer and a little bunny sharing a super tender moment that seems straight out of a Disney movie... impossible not to melt with love! 🦌🐰✨ National Geographic

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Hate going early on transfers, especially when we've now got over 3 weeks until the next deadline, but with Groß rising and Tzolis falling (yet again) I didn't want to effectively lose out on 0.2m.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I'm currently on 18 points for the week. Harvey Barnes has half of those alone...

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

So, for the second week in a row, it seems that the success of your GW depends on how many Brighton players you have and, in particular, whether or not you own Pascal Groß. What a week to have Ferdi Kadioglu second bench.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Fuck sake. I'm literally gonna have to just get Groß purely so he doesn't kill me every fucking week.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Harvey Barnes repaying my faith with a couple of early assists. A goal would be absolutely lovely though. Not asking for much.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My husband's new obsession with wax melts isn't fooling me. Still it is nice to come home to the smell of vanilla or peppermint rather than the pathetic smell of sweat and spunk when he's wanked himself blind on his day off.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

So, so glad I didn't fall for the Mamadou Sangare hype. Followed up his opening day 14 pointer (which prompted more to jump on him) with a 4 pointer, benching and yellow card, 4 pointer and another benching and yellow card.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What the hell even is that Chelsea team?!

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Being perfectly honest, this João Pedro injury has saved me a benching headache.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

DCL accredited with the first goal after all. Still not over the Solly March injustice and now this bullshit. 🫠

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'll likely be using 2 of my transfers this week. Milos Kerkez is definitely gone. His replacement is the question. Do I look at the short term fixtures and go for Muñoz (COV, pal, ips 3 in next 4), Robinson (IPS, HUL, cov 3 in next 4), or look at Muharemovic (but I don't like his run)?

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think, despite my better judgement, that I may keep Dominik Szoboszlai just a bit longer (possibly influenced by last night) and instead shift Tzolis, although his benching in the Carabao Cup last night makes think he's nailed in that LW spot. Decisions... 🤔

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GW5 bus team. 3 FTs and £0.0m in the bank. My main issue is Kerkez out. Could just triple the Arsenal defence and do Tzolis to Barnes. Thoughts? #FPL #FPLCommunity

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

87 points all out. Could have been so much more had DCL not had his first goal taken off him. From an 18 point red arrow on Saturday night to a 50k green. I'll take it. #FPL #FPLCommunity

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Pathetic from the ref, that. You either send both Foden and Bruno off or you send neither off (which would have been the correct decision). Ridiculous.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just seen the Brighton score. Of course Pascal Groß gets a massive haul and De Cuyper returns too. Now I'm relying on Josko Gvardiol and Bryan Mbeumo to save my GW and make my red arrow not so big. Sigh. Kadioglu sitting on the bench with a cleano too whilst I decided to play Kerkez. 🤦🏾‍♂️

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So my punt on Morgan Rogers as a differential captain doesn't pay off thanks to João Pedro's haul, but I think it was a good week to try something different and I don't regret it.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Liverpool keeping another clean sheet but I won't get any points from Kerkez because he hasn't played 60. 😑

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Is it possible to have a team to target attack wise and defensively at the same time...?

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Morgan Rogers! El Capitan!!

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Kerkez benched. Wonderful. Said he was a problem but kept him purely for this fixture.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Do I shift Szoboszlai to punt on Barnes...? 🤔

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Been big on Harvey Barnes since pre season but I've yet to jump on him. Now I'm seeing loads of people championing him and I'm feeling like I missed the boat to jump on early and get some points. I always do this. *Sigh*

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

GW4 bus team. 2 FT's and £0.0m in the bank. Milos Kerkez is a problem but I can't take him out before Fulham (H), can I? Fancy a differential captaincy punt on Morgan Rogers this week, although I may get the fear and revert to João Pedro to cover myself instead. Thoughts? #FPL #FPLCommunity

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Relatively successful FH undoing a lot of the damage inflicted by Bruno Fernandes last week. 520k rise. I'll take it. #FPL #FPLCommunity

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Players I took out on my FH this week - Bryan Mbeumo, Morgan Rogers and Christos Tzolis. Lovely.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

*Pretends to be shocked*

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I've just looked at the profile of the guy who's 'leaked' the City news. He last posted on X in January '24 and suddenly he drops this news. I'd take it with a massive pinch of salt.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

27 points to kick off the FH. Lovely stuff.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This guy man. Glad I took him out of my FH this week.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

99.9% sure I'll be going into FH with this team. Would like to punt on Wirtz for a week over Szoboszlai but I'm .4 short. Could do Semenyo to Foden to afford it but I have a feeling Semenyo does well this week.

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Jay @da-yellaman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Thought I was settled on my FH3 team, now I'm debating whether I go for Saka over Palmer and just forgo all Chelsea assets or keep Palmer so I have some potential for points if the Arsenal clean sheet goes. 🤔

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