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Mike Richardson

@d3vpsaux.bsky.social
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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ GCIH/GCFE. Old *nix/Win sysadmin turned infosec eng/DFIR. MS in Digital Forensics, Adjunct Professor. Certified Silly Goose. Amateurish Musician. Mentions != endorsement. HTTP STATUS: 451

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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 13h
Or better yet has a terrestrial backup in case starlink experiences a convenient "regional outage" in their area...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Great times had at the #BananaBowl at Nats Park tonight. Lots of pomp and circumstance, surprise guests, and the reveal of the BBCL Golden Throne for the winner of the championship.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'd say we need more *checks notes* Disease Control and Prevention...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And that's why I have my organization's lawyers on speed dial 😁
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
State's Rights. Isn't that what they are always crowing about when it comes to stuff they want?
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
There's probably a carve-out for political "speech" (politicians love to give themselves loopholes), but threatening speech perhaps? Of course, obligatory I Am Not A Lawyer, but I know some pretty creative ones. www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
law.cornell.edu
18 U.S. Code § 876 - Mailing threatening communications
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's really weird to that these "leaders" are attracted to dystopian fiction, but always seem to get confused as to who the good guy is. I'd love to know what logic path gets you to Sauron, the WOPR, and SkyNet somehow being the things that society should emulate...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
All for a bunch of tech bros who's sole purpose is to line their own pockets as quickly as possible, and forget the harm they cause along the way.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Daddy, what's a chestnut?" We are failing future generations with this B.S.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He sees the writing on the wall. Too little: too late, Mike!
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
UPDATE: it did eventually pass. I had to drive it about 100 miles for all the sensors to reset to a "ready" state.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Midterm day!
Klingon Gowron stares in the form of the sun from "Teletubbies"

Caption text: "GLORY TO YOU AND YOUR EXAMINATION!"
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It only took us a quarter of a millennium to get to this point as a nation, where the peaceful transfer of power has to be promised ahead of time...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Klingon Gowron poses with a d’k tahg.

Text reads: For Glory, Gowron Forbids it!
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
100%. As a musician, I also find myself regretting selling or trading stuff. I'm still on the hunt for at least 1 bass I had back in the day.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I garbage picked a TurboGrafx 16, somehow without games determined it didn't work, and chucked it. Now wanting to expand the collection to that hardware has been almost impossible.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Challenge to Elon: donate significantly more and prove her wrong...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, kind of weird that the big, scary "migrant caravans" follow the election cycle, but only when it is convenient to the GOP narrative...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The congressional clown show continues to honk on. 🤡
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The low end hamburger and hot dog buns, too. One store brand seems to last a month, another more expensive store brand is fully engulfed in a week.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just keeping my head down and trying to help out whenever I can. It was definitely eye opening visiting Vancouver last year. We would get to talking, people would find out we live outside D.C., and they would outright ask us if we were doing OK...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One thing I have learned this summer season: When your kid sets up his own work mowing people's lawns, it *might* become your job to mow said lawns. He's been pretty good about not needing help (even though I tag along anyway). It's just not what I was planning on spending my Sunday doing solo...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
And if Red Dawn (1984) happened tomorrow, this administration would welcome a joint Russian/Latin invasion force with open arms.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Upgrade from 256gb to 2tb = extra $2k 256gb iPhone + Sandisk 2Tb USB-C external ssd: extra $249. I know it's the chips, but I would much rather the latter configuration.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Almost 23% of his presidency so far... didtrumpgolftoday.com
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not sure. I have ISBNs, and some book sellers have the updated cover imagery. Amazon just redirects to the first edition. And Syngress (Elsevier) only lists the old one.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Not really even looking for a handout. I actually value the material and the time invested and want to make sure the author can get paid for my purchase.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've had problems finding the 2ed of a book that was supposedly published in 2025 (first ed was 2016). No one seems to have it, not even the publisher. Our ILL was unable to locate the book at any consortium institution. I also reached out to the author directly. Haven't heard back yet.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It is also notable that they didn't have to shut down a large portion of National Mall in DC for that photo op. They went to where NASCAR was.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Acting as if the Postal Inspection Service isn't already busy tracking down actual crime...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yeah I'd go after the little private notes she scatters around the white house and the residence for him to find before that. And I'm not one to critique any one's looks. www.thedailybeast.com/natalie-harp...
thedailybeast.com
Natalie Harp’s Intimate Letters to Trump Revealed in Full
Trump’s biographer Michael Wolff is revealing two bombshell letters Harp wrote to Trump, calling him her “Guardian and Protector.”
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Aaaand... After connecting the OBD connector to testing unit, 2 of the sensors were in a "not ready" state. They couldn't start the actual test. It didn't cost me anything other than an hour+ of my time waiting in line...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm teaching a Masters class in Network Forensics and Live IR. The new classroom has been under construction for a bit. A long-time friend who works for the labs was able to take me there to see how it turned out. I'm both nervous and excited about this semester (starts Monday)
5 modular racks containing various network equipment (routers, switches, and patch panels) and servers for network simulation.View of the student workstations, lecturn, and displays, along with a few racks of PIX firewalls.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And the crimes keep stacking up...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The only thing slower than watching grass grow: sitting in line at the local inspection place for only an emissions check. Safety passed in April. I usually go to my regular repair shop for this, but they were too busy with regular repairs (a good problem to have, btw) and couldn't squeeze me in.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
We're going to be reading future stories of agents who forgot to take the gloves off while using the restroom...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Makes you wonder what they ALL are afraid of?
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We have Starship on our campus (one of the earliest adopters). There was a great Yik-Yak of one stopping at a 2 foot cement ledge, hesitating for a bit, then driving straight off it full speed. All set to the Sarah Mclaghlan tear-jerker "Angel".
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As a University employee who heavily utilizes library resources (and librarians to locate them) I certainly appreciate your profession!
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hanging Chads'R'Us?
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Congratulations, @atari.com on a banner year! My purchases didn't necessarily contribute significantly this FY, but there's always hope for the next few quarters! #retrogames #haveyouplayedAtariToday
reuters.com
Once-bankrupt Atari returns to profit with decade-high revenue
Video game developer Atari reported annual revenue of €56 million ($65 million) on Monday, its highest in ​more than a decade, as a strategy built ‌on reviving old franchises and buying up studios pul...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Got any of them "late votes" I can file?
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Teenager Jared Kushner: I brought sports games to the party! Adult Jared Kushner: I BOUGHT "sports games" FOR the party...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
UPDATE: just found out the cat passed away in its new home. To be absolutely fair, it was at least 17 years old. But my heart still hurts a little: and it wasn't even my cat!
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Whelp, looking forward to EA going from $4B in microtransactions to clearing $100B+ next fiscal year. Bribery loot boxes and FC points purchases inbound.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Avoid the browngrocer like the plague...
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Time to add Air Balloon manufacturers to the Fortune 500!
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
*some of. While the rest of us are disgusted with their interpretation and are busy living the Red Letters in the Bible while they actively ignore them.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The adhesive part: invented by accident. The paper dyes: invented with purpose.
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Mike Richardson @d3vpsaux.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hey at least he's spreading the news about the new InfoWars. Anything that gets the Sandy Hook families more money is good in my book.
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