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Lina

@d0rkph0enix.bsky.social
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Infosec dork, boxer, poker player, dog owner/operator, spiller of things. Cars, vidya games, general cooking are my jam. Chiefs and Royals devotee. #SecKC

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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Short rib ragu. Short rib braised for 6 hours. This was so, so good, and we had enough short rib that we have leftovers for another short rib thing tomorrow! The house smelled like goodness alllllll day. #SundayCooking
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Grilled a bone in ribeye, made some creamy whipped potatoes and a demi glacé, is warm in the belly.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
This week’s customers were in Salt Lake City, Utah. It’s a beautiful place! Looking forward to going back as our projects mature and progress.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Ever seen a cat eat maple sausage and scrambled eggs off a fork? Now you have.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
We braised some short rib all day, which has become a weekend tradition. Sundays are for football and braising things over the span of 6+ hours. Reduced the jus, made some whipped potatoes and green beans. Y’all know the drill by now. 😂
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Creamy lemon garlic broccoli orzo with salmon! After a busy day of being productive it was a nice way to slow down for the evening and cook something together. Recipe: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMaQYkGP/
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
SecKC October was another banger!! We got a bit deeper on Meshtastic radio, we learned how easy it is to abuse certs in a highly sneaky stealthy way to own an organization, and Ohm-I was lights out fantastic, enjoy his track Clickin’, which he performed last night!! #SecKC
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Bots on BlueSky already? Awesome.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Braised a pot roast with carrots and onions (and garlic, rosemary, thyme, bay leaves, beef broth) all day whilst in Webexes, the house smelled glorious. Whipped potate, reduced the jus. Easy peasy, warm in my belly.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
😂😂😂 Gotta watch for that camera next year, but at least I look moisturized as hell
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Yayyyyyy, thank you again for gracing us with your wisdom, humor, and brilliance!!
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Filet and creamy onion and garlic orzo! Sweet corn, garlic bread. It’s been a week, I needed the quiet meditation of cooking. 🧘🏻‍♀️
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Short rib grilled cheese! We make this one at least once a month. Braised the short rib for 6 hours in caramelized mirepoix, red wine, and beef stock. We usually reduce the jus for dipping but it was too greasy this time after we strained out the veggies. Still delightful.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Lasagna prep (and football) Sunday!! @lasagnalove.bsky.social
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Sesame chicken and chicken lo mein! Had a bunch of chicken thighs that needed to be cooked. Was the crispiest chicken yet, definitely using the final step wet batter from now on.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
This being my 10th GSX didn’t make it any less fantastic. It was so good to see my peers from around the world, learn some things, eat some good food, and leave inspired for the next year! Now, home to Johnny and pupperinos!! #Cisco #LoveWhereYouWork
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Today that took the form of a CISO roundtable hosted by WWT at Kauffman, and then we watched a fantastic ballgame. Bobby Witt Jr. with an inside the park’er!!
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I legitimately have the coolest job at Cisco. I get go to talk about futuristic and entirely audacious security technology using AI with brilliant, dedicated customers who care about protecting people and data the best way(s) they know how.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
In this case, just regular ol’ spaghetti noods.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I regularly use that in my Asian cooking, but in this case no, occasionally, I’ll add some rice wine vinegar, but only a little
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Soy sauce, oyster sauce, sesame oil, sugar
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I’ve been determined to get to a higher veggie ratio when we cook. This is my most favorite way to eat veggies, stir fry on the Blackstone, hibachi style. I still have the hot sauce recipe from my favorite hibachi place of all time, so I made a fresh bottle! Makes good leftovers, too. #saturdaynight
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
🫶🏻
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Don’t fucking pretend you’re pro life while you support fucktards beating up a pregnant lady. Fuck. You.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
LOL, true. On my way to ya, #DEFCON
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Shrimp toast!! Recipe video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTHgr7pUPQ...
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Great week with the Hypershield incubation team in San Diego!! It’s always so lovely hanging with folks you get to work with from all over the world but rarely see in person. We’re a small team doing big things!! Ready to be home with my bearded better half and doggos. 😊
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Sleep deprived but happy to be headed to San Diego to catch up with the Hypershield team (and see my non HS homies attending Cisco Live!). Time for an inflight nap 😂
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Also, if you’re in infosec and you haven’t heard of the hip hop artist Ohm-I from KC, holy balls you’re missing out!! Apologies for the blurriness of Ohm-I’s clip, I was jumping to the beat because he was KILLING IT laying down rhymes about getting people to click on shit in emails 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Holy shit, what a SecKC. Like old times, but even better! Our speakers were incredible, I’m so grateful to have the chance to learn from brilliant, kind, and gracious humans like @joegrand.bsky.social and @chrissistrunk.bsky.social! I’m still sleep deprived but already dreaming of July!! #SecKC
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
My dude, the pleasure was ours!! 🫶🏻 Love your face, fren!! See you at DEFCON!!
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Chris Sistrunk @chrissistrunk.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
A big THANK YOU to @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social @hevnsnt.bsky.social and the entire #SecKC crew for the hospitality and for having me speak last night. It was also very cool to see @joegrand.bsky.social and his microcontroller glitching. Good to see @jotunvillur.bsky.social and several others as well!
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Twas time to make a @lasagnalove.bsky.social for a local family, which means we make one for us, too! Let the meat sauce simmer and reduce for about 2 hours. They were excellent cheesy meaty squares. 😂🤌🏻
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
OMG 🫶🏻
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
OH FO SHO
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Come on out on Tuesday and hear @joegrand.bsky.social and @chrissistrunk.bsky.social learn us all something new!! Tuesday, 6pm. Knuckleheads Kansas City!! SecKC ALL THE THINGS!!
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
And, for the 900th time, I got to shock the valet when they automatically looked at Johnny for the key fob to the Mac. At least this one didn’t say something dumb, like, “he let you drive the nice car tonight, eh?”
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Lovely date night/dual birthday dinner at Ocean Prime KC. Food was delightful as always, and when I asked if the dry ice from another cocktail could be applied to my espresso martini because I’m easily entertained, the server smiled and made it happen.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
OMG I totally would
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Hey look, two of my favorite things in one sweatshirt!! New “acceptable work wear” just dropped!!
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
^this
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
We made some chicken Caesar wraps for dinner, used Matty Matheson’s recipe, I neglected to document anything but the final product: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj9P5JxH/
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I didn’t, I was too busy cleaning up my impromptu carving station, but I got to watch them yell at and for each other a bit before I took off
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Today’s customer smoked brisket and chicken lunch and learn included a side of Golden Tee in their beautiful break room. 😂
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Hilariously yes, I have a customer lunch tomorrow home in KC, so there is a brisket about done that has been smoking for more than 24 hours at this point. I’ll get home and pull it at 203, then into the cooler to rest overnight
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Detroit this week! Headed hoooooome.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I haven’t had that particular issue, but I noticed I had much better luck with a chain (I use Amazing Lash) rather than a random one off places that charge 3x more. Something about their glue seems to stand up better to my abuse.
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Lina @d0rkph0enix.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Oh I always use a bit of a filter, just not a makeup one. And my only secret is lash extensions, Botox, and regular facials with dermaplaning 😂
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