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d-ninja92.bsky.social

@d-ninja92.bsky.social
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M32, he/him, live and let live type of fellow, mainly just her to follow people i like from the bird site

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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 1h
A beautiful couple
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 8h
Now i'm just imagining guided fatness routines "Now lift that burger, bite, chew and swallow... now back to the fries"
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 8h
You're not 100% alone there. There's always more shit to piss me off or leave me depressed, it's more a constant race to keep finding ways to vent out or suppress things and sleeping other things off while trying to chase down what gives my brain the happy chemicals
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 8h
I second this. The world needs more taut, round goblins. Just be careful rolling them around sharp objects
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wenisberry @wenisberry.bsky.social · 21h
Just some renovations
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well shit, i guess we're at the coliseum part of the American empire, watching the modern version of people getting mauled by lions, anyone know how long until ceasar gets betrayed?
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
*hugs*
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
.... would still hug
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feed a centaur enough and they'll get too fat for their feet to reach the ground. Then they can spend all day lounging on that immense gut
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Miss Indulgence (aka Momma Gobbo) @missindulgence.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Only nine more followers til I hit the big 1K! Soon as we get there, I'm gonna do a couple of giveaways, so spread the word!
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think we're about to have a planetary burger on our hands
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's sweet, but theu certainly don't have to hold back on my account
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One can both envy and pity that chair
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds like the kind of people that wouldn't even pay enough to get in a replacment. Probably underpaying you as is
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Both a threat to one's waistline
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mind? I fully encourage it. Indulge yourself
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is there an option to buy THEM meals?
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Being cozy in a safe pred's stomach would be so nice right now
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jokes on you, i'm already obese
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Great, they let her build upba tolerance to death
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Honestly, probably more of a symptom than anything. All the other HP stuff probably influenced a few HP things but this is what caught on, probably with some people thinking it would piss off jk
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You know, this may seem like am image you can hear, but it's pretty silent
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🔞Mae - Mayor of Shitpost Town 🔞 @xx-emocat-xx.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Please.
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pretty cute
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm. Sounds kinda "snowflake"-y
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is just that love vs lust meme
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can do, season me how you please
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fair fair, welp *gets the siracha* i can at least be a good appetizers
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So i guess i'm the only one going in the sandwich then? *sigh* and to think you'd get such a nice full stomach sloshing with a caloric soup if we could get at leadt a few more in the sandwich
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Garlic bread pasta sandwiches are so very slept on. Garlic bread is good on it's own but with the pasta you can add in your sauces like marinara or alfredo and even mix in parmesan or other cheeses
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was thinking of making a loaf of garlic bread and sandwiching spaghetti between the two halves of the loaf
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lol. Honestly thought, sewer sections aren't normally that bad, it's when you start getting yourself poisoned that it gets bad
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Better check and see if you're turning blue too
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I wonder if you could sue the state if they cause you to go into debt with jury duty
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yeah it's almost like they don't know or don't care how much it costs for people to live
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's even better when she's the reason you're in the bariatric ward in the first place
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Swole hippo
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As if we're not all hoping for exactly that
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her services are worth it
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*hugs* Love isn't necessarily something you need to earn, there's a certain amount you deserve just for existing. But regardless i hope the best for you
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
B, tis the season for the spook
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But is it really a grilled cheese if it's not made on a grill?
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Someone get this woman to a buffet and warn the staff.... actually don't, she may need them as dessert
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Kapp @kappallnight.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Summer may be over...but FAT BOY SUMMER is forever! 🏖️ Keep the summer vibes going with a NEW postcard print available now, with the SPECIAL chance to get 1 of 15 prints signed by yours truly, while supplies last! Now pass the ice cream, would you? yorunoecchi.com/products/fat...
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've been a fan of sonic since the sega genesis days. I'd be surprised if that discord goes 24 hours without a death threat
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do you need people to send bellies to help with that?
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
B
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As an american, don't make the mistake my country did.
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
97%?!.... at that point the air is swimmable!
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d-ninja92.bsky.social @d-ninja92.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wonder if sloppy make-outs are how they spread to new hosts
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