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CypressZeta

@cypresszeta.bsky.social
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Maker of Adult Games Since 2008. Minors stay off my page! Do not use my content to train AI. Normal fans enjoy though! subscribestar.adult/cypresszeta outbreakgames.itch.io Check out Snow Daze on Steam too!

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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't just try to post drop triggers openly. Real hypnotists know how to be subtle. Operate with clarity and purpose. Perfection in technique takes time and effort.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a few new pictures up on the subscribestar! subscribestar.adult/cypresszeta Check it out! (Due to a bug non subscribers might not see the public post, I'm trying to sort that out.)
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Dag 🔞 EVIL PERVERT FACTORY @arcadianpeach.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I put her here
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Been sick since Thursday. I haven't been able to do much of anything. It's pretty miserable.
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Apopop @apopop.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I still really like how this came out
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And now for something completely different.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
For those of you following me because of my posts about books - first, thanks! Second I'm going to point up at my description and remind you I make adult games. I love fellow bibliophiles. Just remember that I can and will occasionally post lewd stuff. Also I will constantly mention redhead girls.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
While I stopped caring so much after the 6k series kicked in, I have read every single SCP before it. And I don't care what anyone says. The Red Sea Object is my favorite old SCP and No Vacancy is my favorite new one. Also Amnestics are a cheat (Like SRA's and telekill), bring back terminations!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also I long since stopped hanging out in their chats, but in the old IRC days I'd talk with the authors regularly. Bright was always a creep, Kondraki was an asshole. The only one I really remember and liked much was Right. She was, in fact, all Right.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also I'll comment on the A24 SCP thing. I've been lurking around the scp community literally since it was a 4chan thread. They can and have dealt with people trying to steal their shit before. They'd better follow the license properly or that studio will figuratively get their teeth kicked in.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The only problem is that every story feels like a snack to a starving man. I want a meal, and there's only one wheel of time series to occupy my attention for longer than a few hours. (I never watched the show and never will. Books don't betray you, Hollywood always does.)
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
At this point I've read so many books that the isekai gods are gonna have to fight wars over my soul or make me a planeswalker. I've read everything. Sci fi and fantasy, history, thrillers, dramas, murder mysteries, romance (romance novelists are bigger freaks than even I am) and more.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Also I read like a book a day, lol. Sometimes more or less, but it averages out to about that. When the army stuck me on opiates for several years I kicked it and quit cold with one simple trick. I couldn't read books on it and I like reading literally more than drugs. Reading IS my drug.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She talks about reading, but all I can do is stare at RED. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBNE... REDREDREDREDREDREDRED
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Reading Is A Superpower (They're Making You Illiterate On Purpose)
YouTube video by The Second Story
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I need a RED to make this face at me.
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Shardanic @shardanic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
VIP Commish: July Norström for Ice Lord Cryo!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well racoons killed two of my chickens while I was at work. In the middle of the day. They probably had rabies. Great...
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I went to make dinner today and put the bread roll in the microwave for what I thought was 20 seconds but it turned out to be two minutes... Anyway, the house still smells like smoke.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was having a conversation with one of my people a while back and wanted to point out that yes, the USA is in fact quite big. Also my state is the size of the UK.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dang, I don't really follow up on celebs and don't care about them for the most part, but Hayden Panettiere dying at 36 is a tragedy. Michelle Trachtenberg died young too. I'd prefer if nobody died, but people dying young is always especially sad.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The word fuck. I'll still have the word Fuck.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It's so awesome that even in ye olde English you can still read the word "Fuck" clear as day in the middle of this lol.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fuck I'm dying reading this shit; a serious analysis of Roger Fuck-By-the-navel, who never showed up in court and never got caught:
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I occasionally sign up to get scientific papers emailed to me, so I had to share this gem with you: FUCK YEAH, SCIENCE!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You know what's still great? Women.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ye Olde concept art for PomPom the fairy, by Nyxondyx.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Boy, I'd really like the outdoors to stop just being smoke and fire. Who summoned hell while I wasn't looking? Was it you? It was you, wasn't it?
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I threw together a few MTG cards. Are they good or balanced? Nah. But it was fun to make a few.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Tower Mistress casually doing a crossword puzzle and enjoying some coffee on the weekend. Art by sleepymaid.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It never fails. 1: Find hot ginger girl youtuber with short hair. 2: Watch her because she's hot. 3: ??? 4: Turns out she's a lesbian. FUUUUCK! Do any of these girls like dick? Do any of them like mine? Are any of them free Friday night? Will they give me their number? I'll get a yes someday!
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Raichiyo33 @raichiyo33.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Annette
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Ahh, after a long hard day of work I really needed my daily dose of RED RED RED REDREDREDREDREDREDRED!!!!!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I have a bonfire every year for all the yomogi. That shit is like a weed. Tasty, but I could never eat it all.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I got 20 peaches off the peach tree last year, I'm hoping for more this year. Also a few plums. Maybe a few apricots and nectarines even! I think I'll have to get another apple tree to get apples though, Gala and Jonagold aren't quite cross-pollenating properly. I think I'll buy a quad graft soon.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It is so unreasonably satisfying to be able to just go outside and pick a handful of blackberries and raspberries and blueberries to eat. I can't wait for the lingenberries and black currants and cherry trees and dozen or so other fruits and berries I have to mature so I can eat it all!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
You know, when I think about it the protagonists of Revenge of the Living Dead weren't that dumb. There were dumb characters, sure. But they just happened to get stuck with Trioxin zombies, which are the worst ones period. As smart as the living, capable of running and making traps, immortal...
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Zombie media is such a love/hate relationship for me. People in those shows are so utterly stupid, but so are people IRL. Still, I'd like to read a story full of completely competent characters in a zombie setting just once. People that wear sleeves, don't hide bites, don't panic, etc.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If I want to find hot redheaded women I go look at manga and manhwa. Western media seems to truly loathe them lately. M&M on the other hand seems to include five in every story!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's not a terribly good story, but still - brainwashed ginger.
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Madogg @madogg.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Jubilee | Marvel Rivals #marvelrivals
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
2% RARGH
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Well, passed one license exam, failed the other by 2% on one section. One whole fucking question. Now I gotta spend money and wait a few weeks before I can try again.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'm grinding text exams for a licensing exam later today and it's mildly frustrating getting a fail by 4% or something on the first try. But the second try is usually 90% or higher, so I feel pretty confident as long as the text exams are at all like the practice exams.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With X-Men 97 making her popular again, I just wanna say - there are DOZENS of Jubilee fans out there! Dozens! And I'm one of them. I fucking love her.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I can do so many things, but it often feels like I'll never be able to do everything I want to do. It's very frustrating to me, because my greed for knowledge is truly insatiable. There's so many plants I don't know how to grow. I'm not good at carpentry, I'm not good at math. I always want more.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I don't think I'll ever be satisfied until I build my own robot army to conquer the world. If knowledge is power, then A CAT-GOD AM I!
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There's a part of me that just wants to make everything myself. I raise and slaughter my own chickens, I make my own pasta, I make my bread, I grow fruit and veggies, I can and dehydrate stuff, and I 3d print. But I want MORE! MORE! MOOOORE! I must download a car.
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CypressZeta @cypresszeta.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best part of making my own bread every day is that the house smells like freshly baked bread. The worst part is that the process takes three to four FUCKING HOURS and it smells like bread the whole goddamn time! I make it tasty enough to be worth it though.
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Diana Lockhart 🔞 @dianalockhartva.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
There are times I am BEYOND grateful to do what I get to do in the NSFW scene Then there are times I see stupid mother fuckers making the space appear bad by opening their mouths about content Like dude, we already have people policing fiction for morality. Shut the fuck up!
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