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Data Scientist. I make videos, write basic bitch code and love my spouse during my off time. Messaging is key. Nordic model enjoyer. I love the place i live but hate the people in charge. 🇺🇸🪖🫏🔞. Austin, TX - Let's go!

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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 4h
“Modern science has been a voyage into the unknown, with a lesson in humility waiting at every stop. Many passengers would rather have stayed home.” — Carl Sagan #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Science
Modern science has been a voyage into the unknown, with a lesson in humility waiting at every stop. Many passengers would rather have stayed home. — Carl Sagan
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 8h
“If out of reading this book you get just one thing—an increased tendency to think always in terms of other people’s point of view, and see things from their angle—if you get that one thing out of this book, it may easily prove to be one of the building blocks of your career.” — Dale Carnegie
If out of reading this book you get just one thing—an increased tendency to think always in terms of other people’s point of view, and see things from their angle—if you get that one thing out of this book, it may easily prove to be one of the building blocks of your career. — Dale Carnegie
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 9h
According to CNN, El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned that his rhetoric was costing him votes and asked him to stop. Despite this, El-Sayed predicts he will win the race by seven points. #Michigan #HasanPiker #Politics #News
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 12h
Paramount & Warner Bros. game divisions are now combined with an impressive IP roster: LOTR, TMNT, Harry Potter, Mortal Kombat, Batman, & others. Hopefully, the new studio will be smart & revive the Nemesis system. This could still be bad news for consumers as it reduces competition. #Business
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 14h
“Every step closer to my soul excites the scornful laughter of my devils, those cowardly ear-whisperers and poison-mixers. It was easy for them to laugh, since I had to do strange things.” — Carl Jung #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Psychology
Every step closer to my soul excites the scornful laughter of my devils, those cowardly ear-whisperers and poison-mixers. It was easy for them to laugh, since I had to do strange things. — Carl Jung
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 18h
“Life is never fair, Robert. And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that is is not.” — Oscar Wilde #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Literature
Life is never fair, Robert. And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that is is not. — Oscar Wilde
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 07/10/2026
Fixed. He sexually abused of teenage boys from his time as a high school wrestling coach. Rest in piss you disgusting fuck.
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 07/10/2026
“Much of human history can, I think, be described as a gradual and sometimes painful liberation from provincialism, the emerging awareness that there is more to the world than was generally believed by our ancestors.” — Carl Sagan #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Science
Much of human history can, I think, be described as a gradual and sometimes painful liberation from provincialism, the emerging awareness that there is more to the world than was generally believed by our ancestors. — Carl Sagan
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 07/10/2026
Paramount finalized its merger with Warner Bros. Discovery. The 110 billion acquisition has given the Trump-aligned Eilson family unprecedented control over US media. The Eilson family owns a 72% stake in SKYD, which owns Paramount, Warner Bros., CBS, Miramax, Discovery, CNN & Pluto TV.
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
“A drop of honey can catch more flies than a gallon of gall.” — Dale Carnegie #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #SelfHelp
A drop of honey can catch more flies than a gallon of gall. — Dale Carnegie
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
France is being France! Protest have eruppted over education cuts and turned violent over the weekend. Protesters demand for the cuts to be reversed and expanded instead and Having money for war but not students is bullshit #education #France #news
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.” — Carl Jung #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Psychology
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. — Carl Jung
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
Israeli defense minister Israel Katz warns of impending Hamas attacks on the anniversary of Oct 7 and promises that if his forces are struck that the civilian population will suffer greatly. Isreal has been bombing Gaza constantly despite agreeing to a so called cease fire a year ago. #Israel
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
“It is sweet to dance to violins When Love and Life are fair: To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes Is delicate and rare: But it is not sweet with nimble feet To dance upon the air!” — Oscar Wilde #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Literature
It is sweet to dance to violins When Love and Life are fair: To dance to flutes, to dance to lutes Is delicate and rare: But it is not sweet with nimble feet To dance upon the air! — Oscar Wilde
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 06/10/2026
“It's hard to kill a creature once it lets you see its consciousness.” — Carl Sagan #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Science
It's hard to kill a creature once it lets you see its consciousness. — Carl Sagan
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 05/10/2026
“The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules whose would you use?” — Dale Carnegie #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #SelfHelp
The ideas I stand for are not mine. I borrowed them from Socrates. I swiped them from Chesterfield. I stole them from Jesus. And I put them in a book. If you don't like their rules whose would you use? — Dale Carnegie
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 05/10/2026
“We can never legitimately cut loose from our archetypal foundations unless we are prepared to pay the price of a neurosis, any more than we can rid ourselves of our body and its organs without committing suicide.” — Carl Jung #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Psychology
We can never legitimately cut loose from our archetypal foundations unless we are prepared to pay the price of a neurosis, any more than we can rid ourselves of our body and its organs without committing suicide. — Carl Jung
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 05/10/2026
“Lo! with a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance — And must I lose a soul's inheritance?” — Oscar Wilde #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Literature
Lo! with a little rod I did but touch the honey of romance — And must I lose a soul's inheritance? — Oscar Wilde
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 05/10/2026
“Anything you don't understand, Mr. Rankin, you attribute to God. God for you is where you sweep away all the mysteries of the world, all the challenges to our intelligence. You simply turn your mind off and say God did it.” — Carl Sagan #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Science
Anything you don't understand, Mr. Rankin, you attribute to God. God for you is where you sweep away all the mysteries of the world, all the challenges to our intelligence. You simply turn your mind off and say God did it. — Carl Sagan
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 05/10/2026
Brazil's election goes to a run-off as right-wing Flávio Bolsonaro wins the first round, while left-wing Lula da Silva comes in a close second. Corruption, Crime, & economic stagnation are at the heart of this election, with Trump closely behind. The runoff will happen on Oct 25. #Brazil
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
“Let's never try to get even with our enemies, because if we do we will hurt ourselves far more than we hurt them. Let's do as General Eisenhower does: let's never waste a minute thinking about people we don't like.” — Dale Carnegie #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #SelfHelp
Let's never try to get even with our enemies, because if we do we will hurt ourselves far more than we hurt them. Let's do as General Eisenhower does: let's never waste a minute thinking about people we don't like. — Dale Carnegie
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
“I find that all my thoughts circle around God like the planets around the sun, and are as irresistibly attracted by Him. I would feel it to be the grossest sin if I were to oppose any resistance to this force.” — Carl Jung #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Psychology
I find that all my thoughts circle around God like the planets around the sun, and are as irresistibly attracted by Him. I would feel it to be the grossest sin if I were to oppose any resistance to this force. — Carl Jung
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
Omg Tom Morello. Sameises! Photos taken at the Power to the People concert and the Texas Tribune Fest respectively
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
Omg Tom Morello. Sameises! Photos taken at the Power to the People concert and the Texas Tribune Fest respectively
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
I take various political axes/compass tests, and they usually come out the same. This one is pretty in-depth! The only thing I don't really agree with is having Slavoj Zizek near me politically. But what do I know?
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
Last weekend ICE beat a US citizen senseless. DHS claimed that the victim had “encountered an individual who resembled the target” of an enforcement operation. Kavenugh Stop strikes again.
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
"It's time to make some crazy money!" Netflix and Sega have partnered up to produce three titles. The most bizarre choice of which is making a live-action comedy inspired by the popular arcade game Crazy Taxi. This could be a total flop or become a sanzy stoner romp!
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 04/10/2026
The EU Commission released a draft for the EU KIDS Act. The proposal includes restrictions on online games & social media in the EU * No social media under 13 * 13-15 social media with restrictions * Restrictions on loot boxes & play time rewards * AGE VERIFICATION via EU Age Verification app
Two images proving that my words aren't bullshit. One for the EU Kids Act and one for EU age verification appTwo images proving that my words aren't bullshit. One for the EU Kids Act and one for EU age verification app
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 03/10/2026
Caught in a lie! Miriam Evans, a Dallas Evgengelical, GOP, & home schooling activist posed as a regular concerned parent in an anti Talarico Meta ad while lying about his record. They aren't even good at this anymore!
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 02/10/2026
El-Sayed is correct. The USA is an ideal, not an ethnicity. The idea that anyone can be an American and make it is our secret sauce.
America is a set of ideals, its beliefs. [My dad] swore an oath to the country that we have democracy... He became American and nothing about him changed. But everything about him changed and everything about his opportunity set changed. — Abdul El-Sayed
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 02/10/2026
Send word to Ravenloft, another polycuel has fallen
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 02/10/2026
Paxton just doesn't get it. He can't because that would admit fault and he actually liked getting Adam Hoffman off 🤮
The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well, guess what? They served 60 days. — Ken Paxton on Hoffman plea deal
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 02/10/2026
Ken Paxton can't take responsibility for anything. Probably why he won't debate.
So to be honest with you, the numbers — when we did that convention — it dropped our numbers. Everybody’s numbers dropped. Right now, yeah, not good — Ken Paxton
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 01/10/2026
So... there are a lot of voters in Ohio who apparently think Brown is still senator? We aren't going to make it, are we?
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 01/10/2026
You can't be serious!? How the fuck is Russel Brand a moderator at an official CMS event!?
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 30/09/2026
James Talarico is running for Senate in Texas. His opponent, Ken Paxton, is a huge🐣. He won't even debate on Fox News!
Ken Paxton is running from the fight. And that sounds like low-T behavior to me. — James Talarico : 09/24/26
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 30/09/2026
LATEST! Rasmussen Reports poll on 9/28 for Texas US Senate race has Talarico has James Talarico beating Ken Paxton! When a republican favored polling outfit has a republican losing, you know it's bad! #news #polling #texas
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 30/09/2026
Wow... even Marjorie knows what the game is!
We have not seen a caravan headed to the U.S. southern border in several years. Why now? Oh yeah, there is an election coming, and the GOP needs to scare you into voting because nothing else is working. — Marjorie Taylor Greene
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 30/09/2026
“The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated.” — Oscar Wilde #wordstoliveby #quote #qotd #Literature
The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated. — Oscar Wilde
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 30/09/2026
“Many religions have attempted to make statues of their gods very large, and the idea, I suppose, is to make us feel small. But if that's their purpose, they can keep their paltry icons. We need only look up if we wish to feel small.” — Carl Sagan
Many religions have attempted to make statues of their gods very large, and the idea, I suppose, is to make us feel small. But if that's their purpose, they can keep their paltry icons. We need only look up if we wish to feel small. — Carl Sagan
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 29/09/2026
You know what doesn't run on diesel? #traingang #economy #gasprices
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 29/09/2026
The GOP is trying to destroy the ACA market place. The people they are kicking off are paying for services they don't use. It means they are healthy & health insurance pools only works if it contains people who don't use it. They are lying to you
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 29/09/2026
Which way will you go young man? #Texas #voting
An image of an anime girl pointing a gun at the reader asking if they'll vote for Paxton or talarico
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 29/09/2026
Look what I can do!
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 25/09/2026
What democrats are actually focused on in Texas! @vikkigoodwintx.bsky.social tells it like it is!!
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 24/09/2026
Optimum class size - Diane Ravitch on the Fight for Public Education @ texas tribune fest 2026
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 24/09/2026
@sarahlongwell25.bsky.social interviewed by @astead at Texas Tribune Festival. They are talking about how focus groups, why they matter, why pundits suck, and her new book.
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 23/09/2026
Game development can be interesting. I maI managed to figure out my problem in #godot and got a character imported properly... after going down a rabbit hole of rig rigging the model. Hilarity ensued! #gamedev #fail
An improper weight map on a character model in Godot created a stretched head effect when sitting down.
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 20/03/2026
Keep it going, we gotta get Talarico elected!
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Cypher @cypherreport.com · 02/03/2026
The leftist dude bros were enamored by his masculinity and working-class aesthetic. We truly live in an age of aestheicism and fake authenticity. I did a whole podcast on it a few years go. Sad really.
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