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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 12h

thank you for attending my seminar on how not to get impaled. my first piece of advice on how not to get impaled: start running

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 12h

i know so many people who understand conceptually that the government is evil and hates us and is structured to keep as many people suffering as possible while making assistance hard to get but when they specifically are suffering they blame themselves instead of everything stacked against them

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 14h

called in sick to work. then i remembered im unemployed. so... who did i call?

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 14h

canonically trans hh holmes and a guy whose whole body is his cock are in a loving relationship. i love golden kamuy

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 16h

90s sitcom nerd who got chlamidya from a bully licking his pinky and sticking it in his ear and twisting

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 16h

why is peter thiel always sopping wet like i could use his spacious forehead for hydroponics and still have enough peter sweat left over to open a water park

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 20h

"the suspect has short brown hair" "bad news, detective. some madman has just shaved the head of everyone in the city" "dear god!"

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 21h

how i feel when everyone in the groupchat is laughing at a meme that i can't see because it's on twitter and age restricted and i would rather blow my shit smooth off than make an account but nobody thinks to post it in a format i can view youtu.be/_ACKPGJOdis

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

met with the vatican conclave and was disappointed to learn they're actually convlex

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

telling the truth to a rift between tectonic plates because im honest to a fault

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

إذا كنت تعتقد أن هذا النص يبعث على القلق، فأنت محق: إنها متلازمة الأباعد الورمية.

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

إذا كنت تعتقد أن هذا النص يبعث على القلق، فأنت محق: إنها متلازمة الأباعد الورمية.

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

i just got the original hump day commercial in the year of our lord 2026

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

hey guys im on rokkenjima rn and so far so good

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

huh i just noticed i know more people than someone who knows less people than me

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i don't have any ill-will against christians in general but im getting so many evanglizing ads that i swear im gonna start convulsing the next time i visit a church

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

clint from clint's reptiles looks like he is being asked when he'll wear wigs

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

every class in england is english class

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

cooking show where the host just makes an omelette every episode and by the series finale everyone in america is trans

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

what if toy vehicles weren't literally toys but rather vehicles that were bred to be small like a toy poodle

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

"doctor i think i have couvid" "there's no u in covid" "weird way of saying i dont have it but okay"

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

day two of offering random bullshit to the gods until they think "okay that's actually pretty funny"

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

you know it's getting cold when it's cold out

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if it makes sense that a part of the ocean is full of dicks, that's a logical phallus sea

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

german guys in 2020: bro, das ist meiste pogglich

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i have a friend who skipped the lacanian mirror stage. i brought him to a funhouse and he thought the maze of mirrors was just a crowded room

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(1940s psa voice) usually a pot is bigger than a bowl but if you smoke weed you can fill a bowl with pot. this is reefer logic

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

businessman waking up in chains in a cold wet room: what the fuck?! what is this?? where am i?! me when i see a cow: heehee it cow time

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

there's a lot of drama going down in the stabbing people fandom right now

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

just woke up from a dream where i saw an ad for the original disney adaptation of pinocchio which described it as "the tale of a little wooden boy searching for the italian dream" and for some reason a live action baseball player was there

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(ominous voice) you don't want to know... (leaves) (comes back almost immediately) to clarify it's not disturbing or anything it's just really dry and boring

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

(documentary voiceover) they did not, in fact, determine what the dog doin

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i was just voting "most likely to get banished to hoboken"

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i hate when i put filters on a search and it STILL shows me results that don't match the filters

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i once had a dream where one of the main characters was sam l jackson but instead of saying motherfucker s lot he said shit

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

post nut clarity should be called coming to one's senses

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

everyone has at least one bowl or plate or cup with a fleck on it that always makes you think you didn't clean it well enough

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

what if the cia also dealt in like. drugs nobody really enforces the illegality of. what if i could buy clove cigarettes and there was a chance they came from the cia

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

excuse me, the chef has asked me to let you know that he mixed up your order. it was supposed to have two springs of parsley, not one. we apologize for our error, it's on the house now

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the company founder john p. rice is putting a lot of pressure on you to meet your rice quota so that you may be the first employee of the year since 1997 who isn't that stuck-up ass-kisser quincy q. stalks. you hate working at the rice factory

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if i drink one monster i can kill death itself. if i drink two i go beddy boo

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

just saw an ad for psoriasis meds where two of the three actors had the thickest of all possible new york city accents

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i had a class in college that i really liked where the grad student teaching it described aramaic as "biblical aave" and that's so true

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not too shabby, tabby @cynth-nya.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

remember when everyone was gatekeeping how you part your hair? what was up with that

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