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@cynicalyapper.bsky.social
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she/her not a minor

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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
forgot this app exists
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
What’s up
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
why is trump trying to start a war with canada, does he really want to find out why we’re the reason for the geneva convention
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
no cheating, your last saved celebrity pic is now your therapist does he count as a celebrity? lmaoo
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
good morning friends! another day of watching america speedrun democracy on nightmare mode
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Good morning friends how is it going
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Lmaoooo yes
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
hello
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
how does your pinterest see you? search these categories -lyrics -aesthetic -outfit -animal pls 💀
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
maybe next time they shouldnt drink and drive, idk
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
good morning, i forgot to take my meds and im tired as shit omg
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
well, that’s embarassing. it was before taylor and chappell gave me the ick lmao
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
bro really woke up wanting to annex a former british colony
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
burger king:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
E.T.:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
freud when asked what his oedipus complex theory is about:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
my roomba:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
me at pub quiz when they asked for the capital of azerbaïdjan but gave the capital of tadjikistan instead
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
hello????
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
i WHOLEHEARTEDLY accept this deal omg 🤤🖤
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
the greeks in the trojan horse:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
it's funny getting blocked by random people i've never interacted with, i always wonder what post sent them over the edge
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
breaking news : i was unfortunately found alive in my bed and i have to go to work
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
charlemagne:
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
WHERE ARE YOU
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
so if you care to find me, look to the western sky
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
keep:
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delaney @delaneyw.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
My neck after I take off my cheap necklace:
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delaney @delaneyw.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
It’s happening
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delaney @delaneyw.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Elphaba at the end of Wicked (idk I didn’t see it yet)
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i am no longer green
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
unfortunately so do i
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
the goods are secured
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
i hereby declare that in 2025 i will replace cigarettes for a kazoo, so instead of destroying my lungs, i will destroy everyone's hearing
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
in 15 minutes i am gonna eat that delicious macdonald
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
do people still storm wal mart on black friday like they're storming the beaches of normandy
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
and i have work to do
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
good morning my fellow peasants, i hope you’re feeling better than me bc im hungover rn. i have regrets
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
follow me for more tricks and tips xxx
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i'm begging y'all to stop trying to make "skeet" happens
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
omg not me with the spotify wrap. we need an edit button
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
i can't wait to see my spotify wrap this year, it is always unhinged bc i'm autistic and hyperfocus on random stuff, like my most listened song two years ago was "paradise by the dashboard light" by glee, idk why, and last year was "he taught me to yodel" bc i wanted to learn how to yodel
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
when back to the open sewer and this is the first post i saw and ppl in the comments are eating it up.
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
why do americans speak of thanksgiving like they've been drafted for the second time for the third quarter quell
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
did mikayla wrote this
The image displays a woman speaking with an overlaid caption that reads:
"—I just finished working. It's 5:19pm. Try being an influencer for a day."
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
if i do not post 95 times today do not worry, i am not dead, it's just that day of the month that i actually have work to do
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
good morning and happy thanksgiving to the americans. today i will give you a break and won't be a hater, but tomorrow i'm back to my regularly scheduled programming
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
the way we all agree that 2016 was the year the timeline shift happened
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cyn @cynicalyapper.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
wait until you hear about the price of groceries on a regular day in nunavut.
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